I bet you’re dying to know the fun that ensued here at the house of Playgroupie this past holiday weekend. Sure, it’s usually a weekend of honoring veterans, fun and sun, and bar-b-ques. We decided to be unique and have our own fun.
No, we are not mature. We looked up “dirty” words at thefreedictionary.com. What fun it is to hear the computer pronounce words like ass, slut, butt, whore, and poop. Fifth graders around the nation would have loved this!
Yes, we’re giant nerds. We also spent lots of time at Terra Server, looking up every single address where we’ve ever lived. Hours and hours of fun. Dungeon masters around the nation would have loved this!
We have deep thoughts. While eating at Sonic, we noticed their slogan…America’s favorite drive-in. This led us to wonder, are their any Sonic’s in Canada, the U.K., or Australia? Internets…help us with this very important question!
When there’s nothing on TV, leave it to the Style Network to have and Extreme Makeover marathon! Neon white teeth, new boobs, laser zit removal and amazing transformations! Woo hoo!
While listening to our CD’s on “random”, we came to the realization that our music is completely inappropriate for a home with small children. “God Damn” by Alice in Chains or anything by Rage Against the Machine is not the best choice of music for a mimic-happy 19 month old. But, listening to the Sesame Street CD is completely inappropriate for weary parents of a 19 month old tantrum happy boy and a COLICKY baby.
That’s right, you didn’t misread. Colic. Mother f*cker. More on that tomorrow…I’m currently trying to decrease the number of “f” words in the post to make it somewhat more reader friendly.
And last, but not least…Have any of you seen the show, Scarred on MTV? If not, don’t start. If you have, what on Earth are those people thinking? It was such a sick show, I wanted to look away, I really did…but I COULDN’T. I still have the heebie jeebies.
Hope you all had a more exciting weekend than us.