I found myself in quite a pickle yesterday at the doctor’s office.
First let me explain how my quirky brain works…I’m a rule follower. If you give me an instruction, I feel compelled to follow that instruction exactly as it was stated. (I’ve been trying to rebel a bit and be a rule breaker when it comes to memes.)
The nurse’s instruction to me was to remove my pants and undies and sit on the table, covering myself with the white “sheet.”
Hating to break the rules, herein lies my dilemma.
Shel was wailing. She needed to be held and consoled…preferably standing, this kid has an aversion to my sitting/consoling abilities. I didn’t know quite how to go about being naked on the bottom half, sitting on the table, AND consoling Shel (while standing).
Did I get naked on the bottom half, sit on the table with Shel and pray that just this once I’d actually calm her while sitting? How would I go about putting her in her carseat prior to the exam all while naked on the bottom?
I certainly didn’t want to walk around in front of the doctor and her nurse with my ass hanging out. Ewwww.
Did I stand naked on the bottom half while consoling Shel? How odd would it be for the doctor to come in with me just standing there without any panties on?
That would be really odd.
So I decided to stand in my panties, consoling Shel, while waiting for the doctor to arrive.
I hated to break the rules. And I felt like an idiot when the doctor came in and there I stood…in my panties.
Silly really, since she was going to be seeing alot more of me while spread eagle with my feet in the stirrups. And she did deliver my babies, so I suspect she’s seen much, much more of me than anyone else should ever see. Much, much more. Ewwww.
Thanks for your input on the Mirena IUD the other day. Your comments helped me decide that the IUD was a no go for me. I decided to go on the mini-pill until Tate gets the snippety snip.