High Koo Fry Day

Christina from A Mommy Story had a great idea to designate Fridays as Haiku Day. Since everyone seems to drop off the planet on Fridays, I thought this was a fabulous idea. I mean, why waste my Pulitzer Prize worthy posts on a Friday? Heh.

For those of you unfamiliar with Haiku, it’s a seventeen syllable poem, consisting of three lines:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

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Enjoy these Haiku

If you don’t, I will find you

And fart in your face

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It’s that time again

College Football has started

Beer drinking excuse!

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Grocery Shopping

It’s nearly impossible

With a screaming kid

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I love Alton Brown

His cooking skillz make me hot

Don’t tell Tate, m’kay?

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Haiku Friday, Yeah!
Don’t you want to play along?
Oh come on! Join us!

Really! Play along! Either leave a haiku in the comments or post one (or twelve, whatever you want) and let me know and I’ll post your link here! Email me at playgroupie (at) gmail (dot) com.
23 Responses to High Koo Fry Day
  1. Anonymous
    August 31, 2007 | 12:56 pm

    this is a haiku
    i have nothing to say here
    i’m not creative

    OOOOOOK I GOT ONE:

    i enjoy your blogs
    you give a real side of life
    thank you for playing

  2. Beth
    August 31, 2007 | 12:58 pm

    I’m a playgroupie

    Jen makes me laugh all the time

    Love to read her blog

    ****************************

    How’s that for Friday morning before I’ve had a cup of coffee? :-)

  3. Anne Glamore
    August 31, 2007 | 1:09 pm

    Haiku make me scream
    There is no rhyme, WTF?
    I prefer sonnets.

  4. my minivan is faster than yours
    August 31, 2007 | 1:31 pm

    Am I going to have to be the first one in the comment section not responding in poem form? It’s friggin 6 am and my daughter woke me up coughing an hour ago. I’m TIRED!

    Oh, but don’t worry, she, or course, went rigth back to sleep!

  5. Dana
    August 31, 2007 | 1:53 pm

    In response to your 2nd one:

    I always thought that
    Waking up was enough of
    An excuse to drink.

  6. Jean
    August 31, 2007 | 1:55 pm

    Alton is my fave
    He whips up my souffle,
    in just the right way.

    Football is here now
    OU I hope will kick ass
    Sloths we will become

  7. Bon
    August 31, 2007 | 3:01 pm

    yer poems are nice
    but the rhythms confuse me
    i cannot count good

  8. Pregnantly Plump
    August 31, 2007 | 3:07 pm

    Fussy, tired baby
    Doesn’t want to go to sleep
    But his mommy does

  9. Christina
    August 31, 2007 | 3:10 pm

    I love your haiku
    We will have a button soon
    Send me your links, too

  10. Laura McIntyre
    August 31, 2007 | 3:10 pm

    Im not even going to try , love the ones you done though :)

  11. pinks & Blues Girls
    August 31, 2007 | 3:40 pm

    It’s a long weekend
    Summer’s last hurrah, they say
    Let’s get drunk and screw!

    (Can you tell I’m going to see Jimmy Buffett this weekend?)

    Jane, Pinks & Blues Girls

  12. NoMommy
    August 31, 2007 | 5:49 pm

    A man by the name
    Alton Brown lives in my town
    but he doesn’t cook

  13. Cate
    August 31, 2007 | 7:26 pm

    I have been writing
    and counting my syllables
    so go check it out

    http://thelifeofcate.blogspot.com/2007/08/poet-in-me.html

  14. Blue Momma
    August 31, 2007 | 7:36 pm

    You’ll fart in my face?
    You’re not a nice playgroupie
    I’ll throw poop at you

    It’s his third birthday
    My gift from my little man
    Poopie in his pants

    I wondered where everyone was today. Forgot it was Friday.

    Friday just doesn’t seem like such a big deal since I don’t have a job. Just another day….

  15. Worker Mommy
    August 31, 2007 | 9:31 pm

    Sheer brilliance!

  16. Wendy
    August 31, 2007 | 10:08 pm

    I see most of your commenters were creative and left a haiku for you. I just can’t think of anything. I can but it would be totally random and wouldn’t make sense, much like this comment turned out anyway.

  17. Bananas
    August 31, 2007 | 10:17 pm

    my eyes have circles
    from staying up late blogging
    What was I thinking?!

  18. Queen of Shake-Shake
    September 1, 2007 | 12:57 am

    Awww man! I did a fart one already! Now I got nuttin. If I can’t persevert about farts then I’m hopeless.

  19. andi
    September 1, 2007 | 2:24 am

    I simply cannot top your farting in the face one (brilliant!), so I shall admit defeat and write nothing.

  20. Anna
    September 1, 2007 | 10:54 am

    I’ll be in next Friday!

  21. BOSSY
    September 2, 2007 | 12:46 pm

    Bossy is sleepy
    Way too sleepy to Haiku
    But she loves you still.

  22. ~JJ!
    September 4, 2007 | 12:13 pm

    awesome!

    I may play along.

  23. canape
    September 6, 2007 | 2:51 am

    Ooooo! Is this going to be a regular Friday thing?

    If so, I’m in.

    If not, I totally missed the boat.