How I’m Using Materialism to Self-Medicate

Post #3 about moving.  Sorry And 2! days in a row. 

I woke up this morning with the most gigantic zit on my chin.  Also, I’m a little snippy and a whole lot extra sarcastic.  Either I’m suddenly 14 again, or I’m stressed.

Any time that I’m under extra stress (like MOVING) (and yes MOVING does deserve it’s all caps status), I tend to worry about everything that could possibly be worried about. 

Some of my worries are valid, and something I’m certain anyone MOVING would have the same worries.

  • Obviously I’m worried about the actual process of moving.  Duh.
  • What if I don’t have Internet access in the temporary housing?  Will I die?
  • It was cold here this morning, but Indiana is practically Arctic Circle.  I’m going to freeze to death, aren’t I?
  • How are all the little details ever going to be completed?  It’s impossible.  There is no way that any of this stuff is going to get done.
  • I won’t know anyone.  I’ll have to make new friends all over again.  And I have this GIANT ZIT on my face so nobody will even want to talk to me!
  • And
  • Many
  • Many
  • More…. 

I’m trying to be positive, though.  I’ve done some research and have found some things that will make everything all better when we move to Indiana.

  • There is a Moe’s in the town where we’ll be living.  Thank God for the Homewrecker and the Billy Barou.  Amen.
  • There is a Target!  Also, there is a Meijer.  I’ve heard nothing but great things about Meijer and am hoping for a long and mutually beneficial relationship.
  • There are lots of great houses for sale right now just waiting for me to move in, organize, and decorate.   I can’t wait to shop for the necessary items everyone buys when they move into a new home like a new brown and blue bedspread with matching shams, bed skirt, pillows, and curtains.  I bet they’ll even have what I want at Target!   Also, I suspect new towels for the master bath will be needed to coordinate with the new bedding.  I’d hate to leave the kitchen out, so getting some new dishes and glasses would only be fair. 
  • Since it’s going to be bitterly cold, I must get a new hat, gloves, scarf, and boots.  My old ones simply won’t do.  Also, new sweaters, socks, and lingerie will have to be purchased.

Retail therapy is cheaper than “real” therapy, right?

55 Responses to How I’m Using Materialism to Self-Medicate
  1. Sadie
    January 2, 2008 | 2:52 pm

    Oh yeah, Retail therapy is MUCH cheaper. At least, I try to convince hubby of that!!

    And I had to giggle at your “artic circle” comment. When I first moved to Indiana it was from Buffalo…and all I could think was how insanely warm it was comparitively (it’s really not that much warmer…but when you grow up in snow-town…).

    I’ll keep my fingers crossed for a smooth and wonderous move!! I can’t wait for another blogging mommy to be an Indy mommy!

    Sadie’s last blog post..Welcome!!

  2. MH
    January 2, 2008 | 2:57 pm

    Not only cheaper, but it has to be more effective! You can’t take your Hawt male (which he would be) therapist home with you, but you CAN bring home the new towels and sheets and roll around in them just out of the dryer!

  3. Jess
    January 2, 2008 | 3:00 pm

    Make sure that you get a new winter coat too and boots would be a good idea. It is a whopping 11 here today with snow up to our butts. Bet you can’t wait to experience this. BTW, Meijer is not all it is cracked up to be. I’d take a Super Target over Meijer any day of the week and twice on Sunday.

    Jess’s last blog post..It’s been a long time coming

  4. janet
    January 2, 2008 | 3:05 pm

    let’s hear it for retail therapy! i’m all for it!

    janet’s last blog post..It’s great to be in 2008

  5. Mrs. Who
    January 2, 2008 | 3:14 pm

    You will LOVE Mejier. They always have wonderful cut-up fruits and veggies in the produce department. And they seem to always have things I can’t find at Walmart. Yes, get some warm clothes. We had a snow day here and it’s FREEZING today.

  6. LifeAsIKnowIt
    January 2, 2008 | 3:15 pm

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with using materialistic crap to make you feel better. Nothing wrong at all.

    When is the move date?
    Good luck!!

    LifeAsIKnowIt’s last blog post..Dear President and CEO

  7. Maggie
    January 2, 2008 | 3:19 pm

    I think that retail therapy provides a much quicker return on your investment. Quicker means less trips to the ‘real’ therapist, so it must certainly be cheaper. And it definitely has to be more fun.

    Bring on the shopping!

    Maggie’s last blog post..Out with the old…

  8. Karly
    January 2, 2008 | 3:21 pm

    Can I ask what part of Indiana your moving to? There is a possibility that at the end of this year Cleatus will be transferred to either Evansville, IN or really far away and boring Nebraska. I’m hoping for IN. I’m actually hoping that he DOES get the transfer…I’m ready for a change. So, anyway…you moving to Evansville? We could hang out. You know. Maybe. If he got the job. Next year.

    Karly’s last blog post..Twins. A boy and a girl.

  9. Mandie
    January 2, 2008 | 3:36 pm

    Meijer? I somehow missed that you’re moving to the great lakes region. Horray for sunburn and frostbite within DAYS of one another! Seriously, there’s a low of 1* forecasted for tonight and a high of 49* forecasted for Sunday. Lovely.

  10. andi
    January 2, 2008 | 3:37 pm

    Anything will be better than Bama. You will love it (after all the stress is gone). And make sure you have Internet, right away. I do wonder about your possibility of survival without it. :)

    andi’s last blog post..The obligatory Christmas recap post

  11. skiplovey
    January 2, 2008 | 3:52 pm

    Hey at least with retail therapy there are guaranteed results. The house will look better, you’ll have a new wardrobe and you’ll probably feel better to boot. Can regular therapy guarantee anything? Yeah I didn’t think so.

    skiplovey’s last blog post..‘08, let’s get this party started

  12. tulipmom
    January 2, 2008 | 3:57 pm

    Oh yes, you’re dfinitely gonna need some warm clothes. Now would be the perfect time to take advantage of all the winter sales … just saw a big one earlier today on the Lands’ End website.

    Cashmere therapy … sounds good to me.

    tulipmom’s last blog post..New Year’s

  13. Miss
    January 2, 2008 | 4:36 pm

    Target will help you. Just put your trust in the red bullseye and all will come out ok.

    Miss’s last blog post..2007 In Pictures

  14. Jean
    January 2, 2008 | 4:40 pm

    The sad thing is, that is the very first thing I thought of when you said you’re moving to Indie..She’s gonna freeze! : ) I’m sure it’s way more kick ass than ‘bama, I’m sure there’s not a red neck hick for miles and miles, it’s just to cold for rednecks, I’m sure.

    Jean’s last blog post..I Love Those Guys

  15. Mrs. Chicken
    January 2, 2008 | 4:40 pm

    I do have to admit that I really like Meijer. They’re building one about a mile from me and I can barely wait for it to be done. Buh-BYE Wal-Mart!

    PS – Indy is just 128 miles from Chambana.

  16. Alex Elliot
    January 2, 2008 | 4:59 pm

    I love Meijer! Unfortunately they don’t have one in MA. I would love to have the excuse to redecorate!

    Alex Elliot’s last blog post..A Great End to 2007 and Great Start to 2008

  17. Lainey-Paney
    January 2, 2008 | 5:05 pm

    Well…good luck w/ the move.
    I’ve never heard of Meijer…..so, I guess it’s a good thing that there will be one where you are moving!????

    I hope your zit goes away, and I hope you have internet access.
    :)

    Lainey-Paney’s last blog post..Hap-Hap-Happy New Year!

  18. OHmommy
    January 2, 2008 | 5:27 pm

    Oh, it is bitterly cold. 12 inches of snow and 17 degrees cold. But Target makes everything better in the cold.

    OHmommy’s last blog post..Home sweet home

  19. Aimee Greeblemonkey
    January 2, 2008 | 5:39 pm

    I know I have been all up in Hawaii and shit, but you are moving???

    Wowzer, no wonder you have a giznourmous zit. I would be freaking too.

    But soon it will all be over and you will be shivering in your new home and loving the access to Target. (HOW CAN YOU SURVIVE WITHOUT A TARGET???)

    Aimee Greeblemonkey’s last blog post..Greeblemix Winners & Playlist

  20. Her Grace
    January 2, 2008 | 5:57 pm

    If you want to take a (long, long) road trip, we could meet halfway!

    Meijer is great for groceries, but it’s no Target.

    Her Grace’s last blog post..Happy New Year!

  21. Mommy Daisy
    January 2, 2008 | 6:05 pm

    Yes, yes, love the retail therapy idea. And moving is ALWAYS a good excuse. I can’t wait until we decide to move/build so I can re-decorate everything in a new place.

    Meijer is pretty good. We have one here. We don’t, however, have a Target nearby. :( Boo! I wish they’d put one in already. I can drive about an hour or so in any direction and get to one though. It’s just a little inconvenient.

    Mommy Daisy’s last blog post..Pulling things together

  22. pinks & blues girls
    January 2, 2008 | 6:21 pm

    I’ve never heard of Meijer! I guess we don’t have them here in the Northeast. Good luck moving! I moved last year, but only about a mile away from my old house, so it was pretty easy.

    Happy New Year!

    Jane, Pinks & Blues

  23. all things bd
    January 2, 2008 | 6:22 pm

    I’ve moved 8 times in 14 years of marriage (don’t ask, I’m still not sure why). The best money EVER SPENT was on this last one to central Texas. We hired a company to come and unpack for us.

    I know, how will they know which drawer I keep my bras in? No, we just had them do the kitchen, bathrooms and kids rooms, and it was awesome. They put things in logical places, and did a great job making it kid friendly.

    If you have a few hundred extra dollars (hell, as long as you’re buying a whole new house and all), you should look into it. It was so great to show up at my new house with my dishes all put away, the boxes broken down and hauled away, and fresh towels on the towel bars and toilet paper on the rolls.

    all things bd’s last blog post..Happy New Year

  24. Swistle
    January 2, 2008 | 6:29 pm

    If there is a Target, everything is going to be all right.

    Swistle’s last blog post..Calendar

  25. Beckie
    January 2, 2008 | 6:47 pm

    Yeah, this morning when it was 27 here, it was 6 in L. One part I just don’t miss. But just think of the bright side: you’ll actually get spring and fall! And the Gawd Awful heat is only about a month or two instead of six.
    I always like Meijers cause it’s a change from Walmart or Target. Be glad you didn’t move there 5 years ago, Target was non-existent there then!

  26. Meredith
    January 2, 2008 | 7:43 pm

    Congrats on the impending move! I understand about the stresses of moving. We’re hoping to move in the next couple of months — move number 4 (I think) in five years of marriage. It’s exciting, but it’s also scary. You have to start all over in a brand new place. But it sounds like several Indy people are happily awaiting your arrival! Oh.. and GO COLTS!

  27. Queen of Shake Shake
    January 2, 2008 | 7:45 pm

    sniff sniff. Oh, the memories at Moes.

    Waaaaa!

    PLEASE don’t go!!

    I have a SUPER Target!

    Please stay!

    And scarves? Have you seen the scarves I can make? Hello!

    Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..Power Tools or Hormones? I Can’t Decide.

  28. Dawn
    January 2, 2008 | 7:50 pm

    I think Meijer is okay – Better than the stupidcenter for sure, I still prefer a Target Greatland though…

    Dawn’s last blog post..Post Traumatic Christmas Disorder – Wednesday/Thursday Review

  29. moosh in indy.
    January 2, 2008 | 7:52 pm

    Baby, you ain’t even seen cold yet.
    I have four winter coats for the four different colds of Indiana.
    Meijer is the cat’s pajamas.
    And me.
    I’m everybody’s pajamas, or so they wish.

    moosh in indy.’s last blog post..Social Graces.

  30. Sadie
    January 2, 2008 | 8:41 pm

    Uh, I hate to break it to you, Jean…but…

    ” I’m sure there’s not a red neck hick for miles and miles, it’s just to cold for rednecks, I’m sure.”

    HA. YEah, plenty of rednecks in hickville…er, Indiana. PLENTY.

    **
    *giggles at moosh* Four winter coats? Wow. I only have 3. I guess I need to get on the ball…no wait. That’s because I don’t DO the super cold days. I stay home bundled up under blankies :P

    Sadie’s last blog post..Welcome!!

  31. emily
    January 2, 2008 | 8:43 pm

    yep, I just pulled the car around into the garage here in Indy….crazy cold. Bring your sub-zero gear baby!

    emily’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday

  32. Cathy
    January 2, 2008 | 8:51 pm

    I’d love to tell you that you won’t freeze to death, but yea, today we had a high of 7, but you know, after the windchill they said it felt like -8. Yeah. It’s really cold. But the snow is pretty. =) And new gloves, scarf, and hat will be pretty.

    Cathy’s last blog post..Ho! Ho! Ho!

  33. Happy Homemaker
    January 2, 2008 | 10:06 pm

    Indy will be lucky to have you! But if the pimple doesn’t go away soon, give Jessica Simpson a call at proactive.com

    (Apparently my skin thinks it is 14 again… as if!)

    Happy Homemaker’s last blog post..Cheers!

  34. phyllis
    January 2, 2008 | 10:08 pm

    meijer is a great place but i love target best.

    the way things are around here, definitely get some good warm gear!!!! but at least you can duck into a moe’s to get warm – yum!

    hang in there…

    phyllis’s last blog post..Happy Anniversary, Mom & Dad

  35. ali
    January 2, 2008 | 10:15 pm

    why must you taunt me with your talk of target??!?!?1 so jealous!

    ali’s last blog post..a laptop, some gingerbread mitts and some keepable resolutions…at least i think

  36. Smiling Mom
    January 2, 2008 | 10:57 pm

    Right! Good luck with the move. How exciting and overwhelming. :-) I can’t wait to hear how things go.

    Smiling Mom’s last blog post..Fodder

  37. Veronica
    January 3, 2008 | 5:39 am

    Retail therapy is much more fun too.

  38. Veronica
    January 3, 2008 | 5:40 am

    Retail therapy is much more fun too.

    Veronica’s last blog post..My Daughter Is Getting Funnier, I However Am Not.

  39. Irene
    January 3, 2008 | 7:28 am

    OH, I truly believe that retail therapy can cure almost any ailment! I LOVE retail therapy. And, now that you can shop at pretty much any store your want without leaving your home, I am increasing my therapy sessions all the time!

    Good luck with the move. I moved a lot when I was single, but then again, I owned almost nothing of value so I didn’t care much about my “valuables”. I can’t imagine moving now.

    We aren’t in Indiana, but in the same general area of the US and it is 16 degrees this morning with about a foot of snow.

    Irene’s last blog post..I am doing a little happy dance!

  40. Bren
    January 3, 2008 | 8:13 am

    Retail therapy is cheaper and you feel better instantly!

    Hope everything goes smoothly for you. I know what a huge pain in the ass moving is…especially with kids in tow.

  41. Sarah at In the Trenches
    January 3, 2008 | 8:15 am

    WELCOME TO MOE’S!
    Ya just gotta love the Homewrecker. It’s the gift that gives back, that’s fer sure.
    Thinking of you with this big move. Moving SUCKS. Period.

    Sarah at In the Trenches’s last blog post..A Flair for the Dramatic

  42. justmylife
    January 3, 2008 | 8:30 am

    Shopping makes everything better. And decorating a new house, the possibilities are endless! And Target will have everything you need. Be Positive, it will all be GOOD!

    justmylife’s last blog post..I’m back….

  43. Burgh Baby's Mom
    January 3, 2008 | 8:40 am

    Meijer is just Wal-Mart without all the crap in the aisles. It always disappoints me. But Target, well now, Target can cure any problem!

  44. Christina
    January 3, 2008 | 9:20 am

    You’ve lived in the north before, right? You remember the cold. If not, it’ll come back to you quickly. But warm sweaters and hot chocolate make it all better.

    Yeah, Meijer is OK – some are awesome, some are like a slightly-better-off cousin to Wal-Mart. Hopefully yours is a good one.

    And you know a few Indiana bloggers already. I’m only one state over, so I can come visit, too.

    Christina’s last blog post..2008 Un-resolutions

  45. Teri
    January 3, 2008 | 10:04 am

    Retail therapy ALWAYS makes me feel better! I am all for it.

    Teri’s last blog post..Potential Energy

  46. Rachel
    January 3, 2008 | 10:13 am

    Absolutely! I told hubby if he wanted to keep moving us every few years he was going to have to understand that my Target self medication shopping therapy was much easier than the alternative. (what the alternative is?????)
    Deep cleansing breaths, strong margaritas, dark chocolate, red wine, good friends and lots of internet sympathy!!
    Good luck darlin’!

    Rachel’s last blog post..The Double T.

  47. dragonfly
    January 3, 2008 | 12:44 pm

    Ah!! I miss Meijer!!

    *sigh*

    dragonfly’s last blog post..the giver’s magic

  48. Anglophile Football Fanatic
    January 3, 2008 | 1:54 pm

    I live for retail therapy. I’ve been to Meijer when we’re at Notre Dame…and as you are 1. Irish & 2. moving to Indiana, you now MUST root for ND….I wasn’t overly impressed. But, I will always say retail therapy can do wonders for your complexion.

    Anglophile Football Fanatic’s last blog post..WW #18: Boys with Toys

  49. mpotter
    January 3, 2008 | 5:01 pm

    let that zit be banished from you forever.

    glad you’re thinking positively…. i hope the move goes well. last time i moved outta state was to move in w/ The Mr. from my apartment that i owned a bedroom’s worth and a kitchen table.

    move a whole house?? good luck.
    keep your wallet with you at all times.

    you’ll make lotsa friends. and who knows— maybe they’ll have zits, too! ha.

    mpotter’s last blog post..life changing

  50. Jerseygirl89
    January 4, 2008 | 8:31 am

    I am so jealous that you are moving somewhere with Meijer. It is the best place ever.

    And yes, when shopping at Target and Meijer, retail therapy is cheaper than real therapy!

    Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..I’m BA-ACK!!!!!!!!!!