Thanks to Neil from Citizen of the Month for this week’s Haiku Friday theme…Write like the opposite sex. Mine is full of cliches and stereotypes! Enjoy!
Sit back, relax, *SEX*, drink beer
Is my wife talking?
Damn! “Pick up my socks!”
All she does *SEX* is nag me
I’ll just ignore her
*SEX* I’m sure hungry
Maybe if I whine enough
Wife will bring me snacks
I work HARD all day
Can’t the kids play somewhere else?
I sure am horny
Look at Wife folding
*SEX* laundry. I should grope her!
What?! What did I do?!
Oh great. Now she’s pissed.
Can’t I get some affection?
She used to be fun.
*SEX* Women’s soccer!
They should take their clothes off *SEX*
Why’s Wife mad again?????
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