So first it was the wah-gina injury which left me bruised, then it was my leaking yellow goo boob. The image I must conjure in your head! You must all thinking, “what a babe!”
Raur!
All of my girl parts appear to be JUST FINE, which is excellent news. The bad news is that being nervous all day gave me gas and now my belly is distended and uncomfortable. Bruised, leaky, and distended. If you didn’t think I was a babe before, surely now you do.
The doctor thought that it was not unusual for someone just two months post breastfeeding babies back to back to have some discharge. She did not feel any lumps so she sent me on my merry (and relieved) way.
Thanks to you all for your encouraging words, I thought about them as I sat in my hospital gown, open to the back, waiting and waiting and waiting for what seemed like hours. You ALL helped me.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Excellent news! I’m so relieved!
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Can we expect pictures of bruised vajay jays and leaky boobs? Just fart … drink a lot of water and fart. Guys do it all the time.
Knot
I’m so glad you’re okay!
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What a huge relief! Head outdoors and fart merrily – you’re leaky but healthy!
Guess those awesomeness vibes worked. They usually do! *hugs*
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yay for good news!
Glad all is well!
I’m 6 months post weaning here – and still have the discharge from time to time.
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I have had leaky boobs since I stopped nursing, too– LAST APRIL. No joke. But I got all felt up and scanned and stuff and it turned out? My boobs are just really big overachievers. Seems three straight years of lactation was hard to give up on.
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I’m so thankful that you are okay….and yes, I think you are a babe!
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So glad to hear you’re okay!
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So glad it wasn’t anything worth getting too wound up about. Now enjoy a nice uneventful and stress-free evening, you sexy lady!
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weird! I’m relieved for ya. Bruised vah-jay-jay and all.
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whew!
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I’m so relieved!
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Woohoo! Great news. I am so happy for you. Thanks for letting us know so quickly too.
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PHEW!
Well, come back tonight for my mammogram post.
THAT was a joyful experience this morning. (Not.)
What a relief!
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Yeah! Praise the boobie gods1
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Happy Dance!!! I’m so relieved to hear this. I’ve been biting my already too short nails wondering. PHEW!!
*Collective sigh*
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New reader here! (You can blame Mrs. Flinger’s post-BlogHer posts for this, btw!) So glad it was nothing. Same thing happened to me, for MONTHS after I stopped breastfeeding (which was actually very quickly, as my milk never fully came in).
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I was totally flipping out when I read your 1st post of the day (just seconds ago) saw this was later, so relieved to hear you are okay!
Heather~Domestic Extraordinaires last blog post..What defines me
oh, JEnnifer, i’m SO happy to hear this news! awesome!
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hooray for good news!
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Sorry all your girly bits had issues but I’m glad to hear it’s nothing serious.
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You may not be the hottest of chicks right now, but at least you’re healthy. What a relief!
Thank God! I’m really happy to hear this!
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whew….
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I’m glad there’s nothing more seriously wrong. However, you better watch out. It sounds like your body is falling apart!
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So happy to hear this!
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Poor Jennifer. I’m glad that all your girly type parts are working as they should, but I’m sorry you’ve been having such a ‘junky’ time of it.
I feel your pain.
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oh thank goodness!!!
Have a glass of vino tonight, won’t ya??
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I am so glad everything is ok!!
Thank goodness!
Yay for healthy! So glad everything’s fine.
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Oh good news. Hope you get some rest tonight.
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Um, I’m glad (???) that your yellow-goo-leaking boobs are normal???!!!
Seriously, glad everything’s ok.
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You sexy thang!
Glad you’re okay.
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I’m sorry I missed your post earlier today, but I’m so glad it was nothing to worry about
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I am still willing. Kiss the bruised parts and make them better. Massage the boobs to make them feel better. But you’re on your own with the distended stuff. Beano. Take some Beano. Because the last time Annie was all distended like that, I rubbed her tummy. And she said, “Okay, I’m feeling better.” No sooner did the words leave her lips but enough methane to cook a spaghetti dinner escaped her butt and then, THEN SHE WANTED TO LIGHT A CANDLE! I said, “Wait until I get down to the end of the block, okay? Because if you do you’re going to blow up the house.” Well, she didn’t blow up the house, but that candle sure burned brightly for a while.
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Great news! It’s awesome that they got you in quickly – the longer you waited the gassier you’d be.
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ooh, it’s me. new random reader lady, stumbling upon you through Brillig….
You are so endearing and engaging. How do I create a blogroll such as that of Brillig? hmmmm…..oh, she has such a good one, maybe I should just copy it?
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SO glad to hear the good news. I had a friend who would still leak in a hot shower a YEAR after she stopped bf her baby!! Crazy things those boobies.
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I am so very glad that all is well…
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I am glad you are okay….well okay despite the gas, leakage and giny…..nothing fatal there.
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I’m so glad you’re ok! Thank goodness.
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glad all is well!
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Well thank goodness. And? I’ve learned something. Thank you for sharing and I’m SO glad you are alright.
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Tate needs to put you in a padded room for a bit. Or send you into town to a spa. Poor Jennifer.
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SIster, every stinking hole on my body leaks all the time, non stop, day after day. I’m investing in a cotton field and ginny. Wanna go halvsies?
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Glad everything seems okay. Hope you feel better.
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