Bruised wah-gina and a leaking boob makes Jennifer ever so attractive

So first it was the wah-gina injury which left me bruised, then it was my leaking yellow goo boob.  The image I must conjure in your head!  You must all thinking, “what a babe!”

Raur!

All of my girl parts appear to be JUST FINE, which is excellent news.  The bad news is that being nervous all day gave me gas and now my belly is distended and uncomfortable.  Bruised, leaky, and distended.  If you didn’t think I was a babe before, surely now you do.

The doctor thought that it was not unusual for someone just two months post breastfeeding babies back to back to have some discharge.  She did not feel any lumps so she sent me on my merry (and relieved) way.

Thanks to you all for your encouraging words, I thought about them as I sat in my hospital gown, open to the back, waiting and waiting and waiting for what seemed like hours.   You ALL helped me. 

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

 

68 Responses to Bruised wah-gina and a leaking boob makes Jennifer ever so attractive
  1. jess
    July 28, 2008 | 10:04 pm

    i’m killing two birds with one comment here.

    1. glad your boob is ok. C is scary as hell – watched my mom go through it. i’m sincerely glad your leaky boob is normal for the post breastfeeding.

    2. i’m sorry about my damn yahoo email address! i’ve had it for years – BEFORE gmail. i DO have gmail, but i haven’t wanted to switch quite yet. but you’ve got me thinking about taking the plunge.

    xoxo

    jesss last blog post..pardon our dust

  2. justmylife
    July 28, 2008 | 10:49 pm

    Glad everything came out fine!

    justmylifes last blog post..It was a long weekend…..

  3. Amy
    July 28, 2008 | 11:40 pm

    Whew! I am glad all is well. Holy zoinkies, anything questionable medically is always so scary.

  4. Toni
    July 29, 2008 | 6:25 am

    *big sigh of relief* Good news!

    Tonis last blog post..Snakes, Snails and Pony Tails

  5. ~JJ!
    July 29, 2008 | 7:39 am

    Fantastic news.

    Take a picture.

    Just kidding.

    Nope.

    Yes.

    ~JJ!s last blog post..How we fell in love….part one. Our First Trip.

  6. Marti
    July 29, 2008 | 8:45 am

    Yikes. You have had it rough lately. And yes you do sound quite hot with your bruised whoha and leaky tata and tooting self!
    So happy you are okay!

  7. Kristin
    July 29, 2008 | 8:52 am

    phew. glad it’s nothing.
    Tate’s one lucky fella. :)
    Hope you’re back to “normal” soon.

    Kristins last blog post..Alice in Non-Dairyland

  8. Andrea's Sweet Life
    July 29, 2008 | 11:20 am

    As a mom only 1 1/2 weeks past breast feeding, I thank you for preparing me for what may come.

    SO glad you’re technically OK, even if you feel all gloopy.

  9. Jen M
    July 29, 2008 | 11:56 am

    That’s great news. Maybe leaky boobs will be the new black ;)

    Jen Ms last blog post..How Long Before You’re Driven the the Brink?

  10. AMomTwoBoys
    July 29, 2008 | 12:18 pm

    I’m glad all your girly bits are okay. I was worried about them.

    *Actually, I JUST found out about your boobies, but if I’d read that YESTERDAY, I WOULD have been worried about them. See how thoughtful I am?

  11. mandy
    July 29, 2008 | 12:23 pm

    So much for eating lunch while catching up on blog posts. ehem. ;)

    I am so sorry I totally missed your last post, I had no idea! The one I miss, is like THE most important one where you could actually use some words I spew onto this keyboard. I am sorry I wasn’t there for you.

    I am however very thankful it is nothing serious! I know I’d totally be freaked out and scared too. Glad your hoo hoo is doing well too.

    Thinking of you..

  12. Amanda
    July 29, 2008 | 12:49 pm

    Glad you’re okay and oh-so-super-sexy!

    Amandas last blog post..The pointless pulmonology appointment

  13. Loralee
    July 29, 2008 | 1:17 pm

    Thank god. You scared me you little tiny woman, you!

    Hugs.,

    Loralees last blog post..Texting: A love/hate relationship

  14. WM
    July 29, 2008 | 2:00 pm

    Whew! A relief indeed!

    And you’re hawt, leaky boobs and injured hoo ha be damned.

    WMs last blog post..We have our first blog baby!

  15. Shannanb aka Mommy Bits]
    July 29, 2008 | 8:57 pm

    OMG Jennifer. You are falling apart. Somebody get the tape!!

    Shannanb aka Mommy Bits]s last blog post..Doing the Pee Pee Dance!!

  16. Aimee Greeblemonkey
    July 30, 2008 | 12:58 am

    thank goodness.

    Aimee Greeblemonkeys last blog post..Late to the License Plate Party, But Still Have Something To Say

  17. Stacey @Real World Mom
    July 30, 2008 | 1:32 pm

    I can only imagine how nervous you were! I’m so glad to hear that all the craziness that you’ve been dealing with is normal! Hugs!

    Stacey @Real World Moms last blog post..Wacky Wednesday

  18. Sus
    July 31, 2008 | 12:58 pm

    sorry I’ve been MIA but so glad you’re FINE. also, rachel’s recipes always take me 55-65 minutes to make. what a rip.

    Suss last blog post..A Bedtime Routine