We received our first full month utility bill since moving into our house.
Electric, some bogus surcharge, Water, Sewer, and Gas
Starting today, we’re going to start roughing it around here to save a few bucks. If you happen to drop by, don’t forget to wear your long johns and to bring a flashlight. I’m going to dig a hole out back for pooping, so don’t be startled if I send you outside to do your business. Air freshener might be a good idea because I’m certain the whole family will smell due to my new rules, 1. One bath per month and 2. Reuse your underwear until they can stand up on their own.