I recently did harm to my internal organs by eating my weight in jalapeno nachos at a baseball game.
The next morning, well, let’s just say I was lucky to make it out of the bathroom alive.
In our family, we tend to overshare and describe our bathroom events and this trip to the bathroom was no exception. After I gave my gruesome recount, Tate scowled at me and pointed to our son. “You know, you really should watch what you say in front of him.”
Later that afternoon on a family outing, I took Carson into a public bathroom stall with me. I carefully squatted over the bowl. Carson looked at me with great concern.
“MOMMY?” he yelled. “IS FIRE STILL COMING OUT OF YOUR BUTT?”
You know, I really should watch what I say in front of him.
I’m glad to hear that we aren’t the only family who feels the need to share every detail of our bathroom adventures.
And that last photo is too precious!!
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Wow…that’s too funny.
Love those pictures… and since we’re oversharing in the potty department…
The other day Quinn was taking an unusually long time in the bathroom, so I went in to see if he was finished yet. His response? “Nope. Not yet. I’m getting almost as big as daddy and it takes daddy forever to make his poops, so it’s going to take me forever too.” And then he sat there for literally five more minutes.
I’ve been wanting to do a post about this, but I’m not sure my husband would appreciate it. =)
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Thanks for the early morning laugh!!
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Oversharing is expected in my house.
Especially for those family members with IBS…
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That is amazing. Chipmunk is three and is definitely in that danger zone too.
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Hilarious. I love you….this totally made my day…maybe my week.
LOL wow that’s hilarious. And don’t worry, it’s not just you who overshares bathroom experiences, we do it too. And DUÐE, been there with the jalepeno overload, argh I’m so sorry!!!
That is definitely something my son would say! Too funny!
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Ha!
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Oh we over-share completely! That’s what keeps us laughing! I think that was totally priceless!
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Um, yeah. We tend to be a little blunt around here, too. Although most of my come-back-to-haunt me experiences have been trying on bras in the dressing room.
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Too damn funny.
The other day, my three-year old daughter yelled from the bathroom and announced “Mommy! come wipe me! I just dropped a huge deuce”
Sigh.
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Ouch!
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One of my favorite quotes:
“Children seldom misquote you. They usually repeat word-for-word what you should not have said.”
I’m been busted by my kids many, many times before too. They are like parrots. This was too funny.
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Ha ha ha!
Love the Cards hat — and Carson is getting so big…gah! When did that happen?!
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Do you .. like .. KNOW Jeff Foxworthy? Because, as I recall, one of his jokes is … “If your Mama has ever come out of the bathroom and said, ‘Y’all come look at this before I flush it’, you might be a RedNeck.”
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(sigh!) I don’t even remember what it’s like to go to the bathroom all by myself. My kid likes to provide a play-by-play…
“Mommy, you’re not pooping. You’re peeing.”
“Uh… thanks?”
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oh man –
you just gave me a good giggle…
fire in the hole!
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That is my favorite quote of the day!
LOVE it!!! We have been known to overshare, too. I <3 jalapenos. They, however, don’t always <3 me.
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Ha ha ha ha! Thanks for reminding me that I need to watch it soon… my son always picks the most inappropriate words out of a totally normal conversations. Joy!
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that’s a really cute story, and nice pics!
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you make some seriously good looking kids
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We tend to overshare here too. That is too funny. My son is currently in the bathroom, where he says he is “taking the bomb” (not dropping it).
laughing my arse off over here.
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Oh my gosh, this happens to me all the time. Mine is 8 and I still haven’t figured out how to stop talking in front of him. However, I have found that threatening him within an inch of his life to not repeat it is highly effective. He asked me, once, if I still had diarrhea. In front of my clients when I took him to work with me one day. And my boss was standing right there as well.
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I’m not the only one who shares her bathroom experiences?? Do you text about them?? I do.
Seeing as though you have a boy, I’m pretty sure you’re going to constantly be hearing potty talk from him so I wouldn’t worry too muh ha ha/
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Hi: I stumbled onto your site and have enjoyed an evening’s computer time poking around reading stuff. The Alabama stories were great; I’m sorry you had such a rough start there but it sure made for some funny posts! I learned from the etiquette tips, too; stuff I didn’t know I needed to know! I look forward to return visits.
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My husband dropped some food on the table during dinner the other night and my daughter hauled off and yelled ” Jesus Christ Josh!”. Too funny.
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ZOMG – that is hilarious!!!!!
And these pictures are super cute.
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Kids can be so hilarious! So…you don’t still have fire coming out of your butt, right?
Love it!
Awesome.
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Too funny1 i had a similar experience this week at Target. I got the “ARE YOU POOPING, Mom??!?!?!” Nice.
Jen
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HAHA! I am actually convinced that my daughters first curse word will come in the middle of church, when everything is quiet. She will yell out “shit” very loudly and clap her hands pleased she has learned a word that mommy says all the time.
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The pics are ADORABLE. Yes, everything I say in front of Jonah comes back at me. At least I’m learning to curb some of my salty vocabulary. So now the boy is only toddling around shouting “Oh Crud!”
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It is my firm belief that the family that shares “the love” is a family that is full of…well shit…or love.. you decide?! LOL
OMG It has been forever since I have been online… and Carson has grown into such a handsome little boy.
Has been awhile that I’ve laughed aloud while sitting at my computer.
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AHHHH! I love this! What an amazing thing jalapenos are – teeny little things that make your head – and butt – explode! A true example of how the “power of small” can make fire come out of your rear!!
Lisa
I needed a laugh, thank you!! That’s hysterical… and a good reminder on the oversharing front…
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Oh dear! That’s going to be me very soon I can just feel it.
We refer to our big, bad poops as “doo doo heartbreakers.” Try explaining that to the preschool teacher.
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sponges. they’re sponges.
which, now that i think about it, could be kinda gross in this case…
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We have no children, but poop talk is a favorite around the dinner table. I poop a lot. My husband does not. We share exasperation at each other’s habits. Because we are hilarious (ha!) like that.
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what can I say but…
huahuahuahuahuahu ahuahuah uahuahuahuahuahuahuahua
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Who doesn’t love a good poop story?
How funny!