If you’ve never been to a New Year’s Eve party hosted by a breast implant salesman, you’re truly missing out on a well rounded, perky time. These are a true party pleaser, you should have seen how Tate’s eyes lit up at the site of the breast implants. All of the kids even loved playing with what they thought were jellyfish.
(I’m totally cracking myself up over the double entendre in the title of the post. Get it!? Ta-ta? Get it!? Oh man, I’m hilarious. I’ll be here all weekend, folks! Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders!)
Happy New Year!!
I’ll bet his eyes lit up like a Christmas Tree.
A cousin’s wife ‘had her girls done’ she went from an AA to a D. When she ‘presented them’ to us in a skimpy outfit one evening, I could tell my hubby was *dying* to squeeze ‘em.
Just to see how real/not real they felt.
She (is a wild Romanian woman) was all like, “Yeah! Go ahead! Feel them!” and I was totally *totally* okay with it (sure honey, squeeze the hot ladies boobs!) but he didn’t. “No, no it’s okay, I believe you!” He *nearly* did then decided to err on the side of caution, just in case my encouragement was pure bluffing. BUwahahaha.
*snicker*
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That’s awesome! Seriously, that’s totally something that would happen here in Orange County.
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you know you would have never gotten invited to such a fun party if you still lived in Indiana.
And why don’t I have friends like this? Talk about friends w/ benefits…
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I took a photo of a jellyfish this summer that looks just like that.
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That’s one career I would have never thought of ‘breast implant salesman’ ..that would be an interesting conversation at a party. How fun that you got to play with them too…I mean the kids.
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I SO want to squeeze those right now, it’s ridiculous.
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It was ridiculously fun to squeeze them. Seriously. Incredibly satisfying in a fetish sort of way.
i would think those implants would make great “stress balls.” did the kids get to play with a variety of sizes, or just the little ones? would love to hold a double-d. happy 2010 and take care.
That’s exactly what we kept joking about last night, that they’d be great stress “balls.”
And we got to play with various sizes and learned that there are unauthorized dealers of non-FDA approved implants. The gals you see with ginormous fake breasts did not get their implants from an FDA approved dealer. Verrrrry interesting!
LOL that does sound like a fun night!
Happy New Year hun, much love to you all. xx
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Kinda creepy and kinda hysterical…
Yup. That sounds about right.
Happy new year my friend. Here’s to hoping there is tons of boob playing action for you in the year ahead.
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OK. You win at the BEST New Years ever.
I need to make some new friends me thinks, is there a website for ‘breast implant salesmen looking for friends to play with his wares’?
Wait. Don’t answer that. Cause there probably is. Ewwwwww.
LOL! Holy cow I wish I could have been at THAT one!! What fun! Just love that the kids PLAYED with them!
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Well. You win for strangest New Years post so far.
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That is so funny! I guess some kids play with trucks and others with stethescopes… but I never thought about breast implants! But if that is what Daddy does, why not? I have a friend that is about ready to get her new set after having a mastectomy… She is very excited to “special order” the perfect rack!
Thanks for the laugh and Happy New Year!
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ok, i had the best line of 2009, but your title gives you a shot at the 2010 title.
bravo, hon!
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