If you’ve never been to a New Year’s Eve party hosted by a breast implant salesman, you’re truly missing out on a well rounded, perky time. These are a true party pleaser, you should have seen how Tate’s eyes lit up at the site of the breast implants. All of the kids even loved playing with what they thought were jellyfish.
(I’m totally cracking myself up over the double entendre in the title of the post. Get it!? Ta-ta? Get it!? Oh man, I’m hilarious. I’ll be here all weekend, folks! Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders!)
Happy New Year!!