Mommyblogger crimes

I’ve committed two of the worst sins that a mommyblogger could commit.

Firstly, I failed at wishing those of you who are mothers a Happy Mother’s Day yesterday.  Please forgive me, I’ve been busy being a MOTHER, so certainly you understand.  I want you to know that _I_ know just how hard you work as a mom and just how little recognition that you get.  I know all about the doctor’s appointment that you remembered to make for your kiddo (an appointment you made while you stirred dinner on the stove, broke up a fight, and changed a load of laundry).  I also know that you can find almost any lost toy/lovey/umbrella/lunch box/shoe.  I know that you remembered to pick up another gallon of milk and that you know that the macaroni and cheese most certainly cannot touch the strawberries OR ELSE.  I know that you lose it sometimes and that sometimes you feel like you’re overwhelmed.

I’m really just trying to say that I KNOW about all the things you do and I’m totally impressed with your awesomeness.

Sin, the second, is a crime so heinous, I pray the mommyblogging police don’t come after me.

Three years ago yesterday, I gave birth to a five pound, seven ounce baby girl, which means that I didn’t write the obligatory birthday post yesterday for my baby, who ISN’T A BABY ANYMORE.

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She’s my little girl, without whom, the world wouldn’t be as bright, my sides wouldn’t be so sore from laughing, and my family would be woefully incomplete.  I cannot find the words to type in a single blog post that could even come close to conveying how much I adore my beautiful girl.

29 Responses to Mommyblogger crimes
  1. Keri (Auburn Gal Always)
    May 10, 2010 | 10:08 pm

    You make me smile.

  2. Rebecca at Toothwhale
    May 10, 2010 | 10:50 pm

    Happy birthday to your little girl! (Am I crazy or did he have a tractor cake, too? She wanted one because he had one?)
    .-= Rebecca at Toothwhale´s last blog ..Beef tips and noodles =-.

  3. Heather-Domestic Extraordinaire
    May 10, 2010 | 11:15 pm

    Happy Belated Birthday to your girl!!

    And Happy Belated Mother’s Day to you!!
    .-= Heather-Domestic Extraordinaire´s last blog ..For Them =-.

  4. Formerly Gracie
    May 10, 2010 | 11:16 pm

    Happy (belated) birthday, Ella!

    No crime you could ever commit, mommy blogging or otherwise, would make me unfollow you. And, I’m not just saying that because I too have committed some heinous, heinous things… including failing to record any of my daughter’s babyhood. She turned 9 mo last week and was there a post? NO! ‘Tis I who suck.
    .-= Formerly Gracie´s last blog ..Mommy and Me: Mother’s Day Edition =-.

  5. MommyNamedApril
    May 10, 2010 | 11:48 pm

    Happy Birthday Gorgeous!!!

    **love** the JD cake :-)
    .-= MommyNamedApril´s last blog ..I Know You’re Dying To Hear What I Got For Mother’s Day. Unless You Looked At My Flickr Account. In Which Case You Already Know. =-.

  6. the planet of janet
    May 10, 2010 | 11:59 pm

    funny that you should post this just as i write about holding on to every. single. precious. moment.

    happy birthday to your little girl.
    .-= the planet of janet´s last blog ..Blink, and it’s gone: a story of loss and opportunity =-.

  7. Marie Green
    May 11, 2010 | 12:15 am

    I’m not good at writing birthday posts, either. Too much pressure. Happy birthday to your sweet girl. And I love that she had a John Deer cake!
    .-= Marie Green´s last blog ..The Next Stage =-.

  8. Cheryl D.
    May 11, 2010 | 1:24 am

    Happy belated Mother’s Day to you! And happy birthing day too!
    .-= Cheryl D.´s last blog ..Happy Belated Mother’s Day! =-.

  9. Michelle
    May 11, 2010 | 5:47 am

    I just figured you were busy being a wife and a mum (sorry, mom). And I see you were.

    Happy birthday to your darling, and a belated happy Mothers Day to you.

  10. Mommy Daisy
    May 11, 2010 | 9:54 am

    Well, hey, Happy Mother’s Day to you too! ;)

    And I hope that A had a great birthday! Doesn’t seem possible that she’s already 3. Wow!

  11. jen
    May 11, 2010 | 10:16 am

    if you get taken away by the bloggypolice … you can tell them to come and get me too. because i haven’t written my 3 things i love about cora – on her 3 y/o bday (may 3rd) OR the 6 things i love about stella – on her 6 y/o bday (MARCH. 28th.)
    as long as we’re in a cell together … you can take me down too.

    i love your mother’s day message. it’s SO. TRUE.
    happy mama day to you too. (we should just be celebrated all week … so that we have time to post about it.)
    .-= jen´s last blog ..baseball. =-.

  12. Must Be Motherhood
    May 11, 2010 | 10:17 am

    We’ll forgive you. THIS time, anyway.
    ;P
    .-= Must Be Motherhood´s last blog ..The Reluctant Runner =-.

  13. Jamie
    May 11, 2010 | 11:29 am

    Happy Birthday to your sweet girl!

    p.s. I never really officially wished my readers Happy Mother’s Day either….oops.
    .-= Jamie´s last blog ..Disclaimer =-.

  14. Devan
    May 11, 2010 | 11:44 am

    Aw, happy birthday to your little girl AND happy mother’s day!

  15. Carrie
    May 11, 2010 | 12:37 pm

    Happy belated mother’s day to you and happy birthday to your daughter! My older child turns 3 in a few months and it’s freaking me out. 3 is so grown up! :)

  16. Hollywood Dentist
    May 11, 2010 | 1:10 pm

    SO CUTE!

    Make sure not to let her eat that whole cake, or she will be suffering from cavities!

    looks delicious, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  17. Dana
    May 11, 2010 | 1:13 pm

    I suppose you’re forgiven.
    Because you are just so damn RAD.
    And a fab mom. All of those things you gave to us…in the words of Ellen: “take them back, put them in your pocket. back atcha cawcaw!” (maybe I got a little carried away…but alas)

    Also, happy birthday to your little dollface. I love that she had a John Deere cake. :) Fab. Just like her mama. :)

    Happy Belated I Can Make People Day. :)

    Dana
    .-= Dana´s last blog ..Life Lesson =-.

  18. Natalie
    May 11, 2010 | 3:33 pm

    Oh precious, precious! I committed the first sin as well so you are not alone on that one! And as for Ella? I absolutely adore that she has a John Deer cake for her birthday. Love it completely.
    .-= Natalie´s last blog ..A Mixed Bag of Lifesavers =-.

  19. Mojavi at Simple Things
    May 11, 2010 | 5:11 pm

    lol mommy blogger crimes… that cracked me up!

  20. Heather, Queen of Shake Shake
    May 11, 2010 | 5:35 pm

    I can’t believe it’s been 3 years already!

    Happy Birthday Ella!
    .-= Heather, Queen of Shake Shake´s last blog ..I’m Only Posting This Because It’s the Most Attractive Picture EVER =-.

  21. Kassie
    May 11, 2010 | 7:04 pm

    Happy birthday to your no longer a baby girl!
    .-= Kassie´s last blog ..Happiness Project =-.

  22. Jen
    May 11, 2010 | 10:39 pm

    YOU ARE UNDER MOMMYBLOGGER ARREST!

    (totally kidding.)

    Happy belated birthday to your sweet girl! And Happy Mother’s Day :)
    .-= Jen´s last blog ..halfway point =-.

  23. The Flying Chalupa
    May 12, 2010 | 12:00 am

    First, I’m glad SOMEONE knows how hard I work as a mom!

    Second, I think it’s refreshing that you skipped the obligatory birthday post. Sometimes it’s just a little too…obligatory, you know? Sometimes keeping it short and sweet is just as heartfelt – and more impactful.

    And third, that is one fabulous tractor cake. My son would go bananas for that.

  24. Jami
    May 12, 2010 | 9:06 am

    First I want to say how much I love reading your blog. And I’m glad that you took a break to enjoy mother’s day and your daughter’s birthday and you should never feel obligated to post. No matter how much we miss reading you when you don’t. ;)
    I love that your daughter got a tractor cake for her birthday! How cute. It’s nice that you don’t force the barbie/doll/ etc when it’s not what she wants. Makes me feel better about my daughter wanting a Monster Jam birthday. (That’s what her brothers wanted on their last birthday.)
    Happy Mother’s Day to you as well!

  25. NotJustAnotherJen
    May 12, 2010 | 11:04 am

    Wow. I’m in big trouble then. I didn’t know that it was a MommyBlogger Law that you HAD TO post on Mother’s Day and children’s birthdays. I always assumed that you should take those days off because we all understand. Cut yourself some slack, girlfriend! And congrats on the 3rd birthday! Big girl now!
    .-= NotJustAnotherJen´s last blog ..water babies =-.

  26. Beth in SF
    May 13, 2010 | 9:29 pm

    Forgiven ;)
    .-= Beth in SF´s last blog ..The Language Arts =-.

  27. This Belle Rocks
    May 13, 2010 | 10:47 pm

    She’s adorable!

  28. Bejewell
    May 15, 2010 | 9:48 am

    Happy belated birthday, Ella! And happy belated Mother’s Day to you, Ms. Playgroupie. Hope both were spectacular.
    .-= Bejewell´s last blog ..I’ve Been Awesome Since At Least the Tenth Grade and Here’s the Proof =-.

  29. dusty earth mother
    May 17, 2010 | 12:07 pm

    aw, that was just great. happy belated birthday to little Playgrounds Jr., a.k.a. Ella!
    .-= dusty earth mother´s last blog ..The Kid’s a Pistol =-.