Hmm.  What to say?  What to say?

My name is Jennifer, I’m a thiry-ish mom, wife, former Speech-Pathologist, worry wart, bossaholic, control freak.   I credit this blog for bringing sexy back.  Okay, not really, but I do credit this blog for bringing ME back. 

I grew up in Missouri.  Moved to Tennessee to be with my now-hubby.  Moved to Illinois.  Moved to Alabama.  Moved to Indiana.  I’m not moving again for a very long time.

My kids make me giggle, pull my hair out, cry, but they make me ever so proud.  My husband does the same.  God love him.

If you’re so interested to learn some odd facts about me, go HERE.   It’s pretty out of date, especially the part about my stomach being my best feature.  I think my pinky finger is probably my best feature these days.

This blog is my space.  Feel free to comment, lurk, read, or email me.  I’ve been lucky to have very few trolls and I’d really love to keep it that way.  This is a friendly place and I don’t allow assholes to come in and spoil the fun.

To answer a few frequently asked questions…

1.   I don’t do product reviews, but I will consider placing ads on my site for a flat fee of $100 per day.  That’s fair, I think.

2.  My kids names are not really Carson and Ella.  Tate’s name isn’t Tate in real life.  My name really is Jennifer.

3.  I’d be happy to put you on my blogroll, just email me.  Unless you are just a spam site and then please don’t ask.

4.  The nickname Binky Bitch is explained HERE.