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Destruction

Jennifer — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:31:19 +0000

Before

After

Two painstaking days to create the cake, demolished in less than two minutes by one tiny tractor and one tiny plow, driven by a tiny, deranged farmer named Carson.

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Jazz Hands

Jennifer — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:45:26 +0000

This picture actually has NOTHING to do with jazz hands, but it is a picture of sun flare and whenever I hear the word “flare” it totally makes me think of “jazz hands.”

I don’t why, OKAY. Humor me, won’t you?

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Also! I’m entering this photo in a contest sponsored by See Hear Speak No Evil. Winner gets a $10 gift card to a place of their choice online. The theme this month is “Nature.” Sun-Nature…get it!? Go enter a nature-y picture yourself!

Kind of like the bulk candy bin

Jennifer — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 05:01:48 +0000

I’ll do my best to shut up today, except to say thank you all who recommended photography sites to help me in my quest to keep THE CAMERA. I’m very slowly muddling my way through each one.

I heart my camera.

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And Then I Doused Him in Germ-X

Jennifer — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:18:47 +0000

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The joys of (germy) playground equipment.

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Sketty Day

Jennifer — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:40:09 +0000

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Also known as “It’s Going To Take an Hour to Clean Up After Lunch Day,” but it’s worth it because it’s also known as “The Kids Actually Eat Lunch Without Whining and Throwing Food and Therefore I Get To Eat In Relative Peace Day.”

Apparently, and I wasn’t aware of this, but it is also ”I’m Suspicious of This Crazy Woman Taking Pictures of Me While I’m Eating, Please Send Help Day.”

Darn. It’s also supposed to be Wordless Wednesday, isn’t it? Oops.

Superhero Baby Spotted Wearing Cape, No Pants

Jennifer — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:16:01 +0000

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Ssssh, it’s Wordless Wednesday.

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And now begins the wordy portion of the post! When I use the term “you” today, I’m of course not talking about YOU, but THOSE people.

Ella is very small for her age.

I know.

The shocked looked you give me, with eyebrows raised in question when I tell you she is ten months old feels like a kick in the teeth.

When you continue on and on and on about how small she is, I want to kick YOU in the teeth.

She is small, tiny even.

I knoooooow.

Ella has never been deprived a meal, I can assure you. If she’s hungry, I feed her. Sometimes I even feed her when she’s not hungry.

No she isn’t on the growth chart.

Yes her pediatrician is concerned. But only slightly.

No I’m not concerned.

But I am sensitive. I am sensitive because of your reaction. It’s fine to notice she’s small, (I already know), but it’s not fine to look shocked, even frightened.

She is little. But she is sauc-ay. (please refer to above picture)

I know.

Oh Yes We Did

Jennifer — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:52:24 +0000

Heather and I went to The Wine Loft on Saturday night after the Mardi Gras parades. Oh yes we did! (Thanks to All Things BD for the idea!)

We were wearing jeans! I was wearing a T-shirt! GASP! And! Excessive jewelry!!! Cheap, gawdy, Mardi Gras beads, no less!

Do you think we got kicked out????

(We didn’t.) (Actually, they were really friendly.) (Most of the other patrons were wearing jeans, too!)

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Wordless Wednesday: Home

Jennifer — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 15:15:00 +0000

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Wordless Wednesday, Now With More Bragging!

Jennifer — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:16:00 +0000

What did you ask?

Why yes! This picture was taken with my brand new camera! My brand new Power Shot S5 IS!

/brag

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