As a public service, I’d like to offer a few suggestions for the many urologists whom I’m absolutely positive read my blog each and everyday…
Please offer magazines that possibly might interest your few female patients…especially when making them wait for one hour and fifteen minutes in a very tiny room. I am unable to read Field & Stream, Sports Illustrated, Car and Driver, and Men’s Health. My eyes can’t focus on things in which I have no interest.
Don’t be afraid of your pregnant, female patients. No, most of us females don’t have dysfunctioning, limp dicks, not even close. But, it’s highly unlikely that our unborn babies are going to suddenly fall from our female loins. We probably aren’t even going to suddenly go into labor.
It’s not necessary to have that many posters of penises on your walls. I can certainly understand not wanting to further frustrate your “dysfunctional” male patients with a bunch of vagina posters. But really, I don’t need to see that many diagrams of the male anatomy.
When your nurse comes in to the tiny room to remove the stent, she shouldn’t be surprised that I’m wearing underwear. No one asked me to undress, so therefore, I remained clothed. Do the limp dicked male patients automatically derobe while waiting for the doc? ‘Cause, see, that would be weird.
I hope that I have offered some useful and insightful advice to assist you in your treatment of female, vagina-ed patients.
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