Back by popular demand! Actually I just stole the idea from your comments on this post. What can I say, I’m a thief. You wanna scuffle or something?
If you give my toddler a Blackberry, he will promptly lose it in his sea of toys when he’s improperly supervised.
If he loses the Blackberry, then you will have to call it so that you can find it.
If you try to call the Blackberry, then you will realize that either the battery is dead or the ringer is off because it doesn’t ring when you call it.
When you realize it’s really lost, then you will yell a few choice cuss words.
If you yell cuss words, then your toddler will hear you.
If your toddler hears you, then he will repeat them, word for glorious word.
If he repeats those choice cuss words, then he’ll only use his new found words once he has somehow found the phone and magically dialed your husband’s boss.
Think you can do better? Yes, I think so, too. Rewrite my post at your blog and I’ll link you up. Email me a email@example.com when your post is up. You have until next Wednesday, June 20. I’ll post a link to all the entries. You don’t actually win anything, you just get to say that you did a better job than me. That’s worth something I think!
You want to know more about my boobs? Sure you do! Check out my review over at Suburban Reviews today on breast pads. I’ve even posted another picture of Peanut over there. Now if that’s not a reason to click on over, I don’t know what one is.