Back by popular demand! Actually I just stole the idea from your comments on this post. What can I say, I’m a thief. You wanna scuffle or something?
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If you give my toddler a Blackberry, he will promptly lose it in his sea of toys when he’s improperly supervised.
If he loses the Blackberry, then you will have to call it so that you can find it.
If you try to call the Blackberry, then you will realize that either the battery is dead or the ringer is off because it doesn’t ring when you call it.
When you realize it’s really lost, then you will yell a few choice cuss words.
If you yell cuss words, then your toddler will hear you.
If your toddler hears you, then he will repeat them, word for glorious word.
If he repeats those choice cuss words, then he’ll only use his new found words once he has somehow found the phone and magically dialed your husband’s boss.
Think you can do better? Yes, I think so, too. Rewrite my post at your blog and I’ll link you up. Email me a playgroupie@yahoo.com when your post is up. You have until next Wednesday, June 20. I’ll post a link to all the entries. You don’t actually win anything, you just get to say that you did a better job than me. That’s worth something I think!
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You want to know more about my boobs? Sure you do! Check out my review over at Suburban Reviews today on breast pads. I’ve even posted another picture of Peanut over there. Now if that’s not a reason to click on over, I don’t know what one is.
Queen Heather
June 14, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Jennifer, I could never do a better job than you!
Lisa
June 14, 2007 at 2:26 pm
awesome post!
Jean
June 14, 2007 at 2:30 pm
I will certainly give it a try, but that’s pretty tough to beat. I like a blog challenge though.
Brillig
June 14, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Hahaha. Hilarious!!!! I doubt ANYONE could do better than this! I don’t even dare try…
Amanda
June 14, 2007 at 5:28 pm
I’m sure I couldn’t do better either.
Love the photo! He looks like he is discussing some very important business.
Megan (Velveteen Mind)
June 14, 2007 at 5:48 pm
I’m digging your mini-Jimmy Buffett there.
Lene
June 14, 2007 at 6:34 pm
haha So cute! Great post
I shudder at the thought of one of my boys calling DH’s boss and using cuss words.
Jennie
June 14, 2007 at 6:53 pm
I would NOT try to re-write you- VERY FUNNY by the way!
Dana
June 14, 2007 at 7:31 pm
That was hilarious!
MARFSBABY
June 14, 2007 at 7:59 pm
That was awesome… not sure I could top it(or even that I fully understand how to re-write it) but I’ll give it a shot. Thanks for the challenge.
Shauna
June 15, 2007 at 12:24 am
That was perfect. I don’t dare try! Love the photo, too!
appletini
June 15, 2007 at 2:39 am
You’re peanut is adorable! They sure do pick up those choice words quickly, don’t they?