We had an incident in the tub last night.
Peanut pooped in the tub.
Just a nugget, but still, he pooped. Luckily it was easily, uh, retrievable.
So, does this mean I’m a full fledged “Mom” now? You know, now that I have my very own poop story.
Am I in? Am I! Am I!
Where do I pick up my plaque? Do I get a jacket, too!