Apparently there is a major epidemic of kids pooping in pools and bathtubs. My Google search results told me so. I have become the Internets premier authority of pool/bath pooping. Every single day, I get visitors looking for answers to many pool-pooping related questions.
To ease your searching, I’ve compiled your questions into one handy post and answered them each with my vast poop knowledge.
1. What to do when a kid poops in pool
Scream “Doody in the pool!!!!!” and get Carl to come retrieve the turd.
2. Toddler poops in pool
Hmmm, I wonder if this could have been avoided with, I don’t know, a swim diaper! I’m just sayin’.
3. Why kids poop in pool
Because they’re all full of shit
4. Toddler poop stories
Well, I hear they sometimes poop in pools…
5. Children pooping in the bathtub
Yes, it happens. I have proof. No need to be alarmed. It’s a rite of passage for all Moms. Welcome to the club!
6. Kids poop pool
I’m no medical doctor, nor do I play one on the Internet, but pooping a pool sounds serious. Forget Googling this and get your asses to the Emergency Room.
I hope I have been of help to all of you who wound up here in your poop-related time of need. You can always count on me to be your go-to girl for any further water-born poop concerns.