Shit, y’all. I need to get out all of my g*damned curse words right here and now. I’m supposed to be blogsitting for Megan at Velveteen Mind and she said I used “foul-language” (lovingly, of course) and I’ve got to f*cking prove to her that I can write a whole f*cking post without any g*damned curse words.
I don’t f*cking know what I was thinking, agreeing to blogsit for Megan, a real writer. But, I’m going to use the time to get something off my chest. Stuff I don’t feel comfortable talking about here, on my own blog. It’s a risk, sure as shit, but it will be a great opportunity to reveal a little secret of mine.
Wanker, shit, f*ck, bitch, f*ckity f*ck f*ck, horse shit, mutha f*cka. Wish me luck. NOT cussing is extremely difficult.
Go visit my non-cussing self now.
For those of you too lazy to go to Megan’s, please enjoy this video of Alton Brown. He really IS TOO SEXY.