Haiku Viernes

Haiku Friday

Why the screaming, kid?
Dude! I’m not hard of hearing!
Earplugs anyone?

I have been running
Mrs. Flinger’s going down!
I will win the bet

Gmail, I love you
Where have you been all my life?
You bring me such joy

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16 Responses to Haiku Viernes
  1. Special K ~Toni
    September 14, 2007 | 12:06 pm

    Hilarious! Got a great imagination so early in the morning!

  2. Anonymous
    September 14, 2007 | 1:27 pm

    when i read your blog
    i wonder what i’m thinking
    why would i have kids?

  3. ~JJ!
    September 14, 2007 | 1:47 pm

    Ha! Very nice work.

    Gmail is wonderful too…

  4. andi
    September 14, 2007 | 2:11 pm

    Gmail hmm? I really must jump on that train as yahoo is getting old.

    Is the Anonymous commenter above the same one from Heather’s blog? Me wonders.

  5. Jean
    September 14, 2007 | 2:43 pm

    Woot It’s Haiku Day!
    Im to lazy to post now
    Comment much easier

  6. VDog
    September 14, 2007 | 2:46 pm

    I think I schooled you on the title today….

    Nice work!

  7. winslow1204
    September 14, 2007 | 3:03 pm

    What a cute haiku!!

  8. Christina
    September 14, 2007 | 3:07 pm

    *snort* I’m laughing my ass off over the first one. Just because I can totally relate.

    And hey, I scare people away from having kids all the time. I consider it a service. Gotta be dedicated – including dealing with the everyday shit – to be a parent!

  9. Mamma
    September 14, 2007 | 3:39 pm

    Fancy french haiku
    that is how binky bitch rolls
    hope I’m cool enough

  10. canape
    September 14, 2007 | 5:16 pm

    This Haiku Friday thing makes me feel so cultured.

  11. cate
    September 14, 2007 | 7:22 pm

    ah…that first one rings so many familiar bells!

    great haiku post…as always!

  12. yertle
    September 14, 2007 | 8:03 pm

    I look forward to haiku Friday each week. So fun!

  13. Serina Hope
    September 14, 2007 | 10:10 pm

    I love the first one.
    It fills me with supreme joy,
    screamers for us all.

  14. Nap Warden
    September 14, 2007 | 11:50 pm

    Ohhh, you guys are way to clever for me! I love the idea of this, and will try to play next week (it will take me that long to think up a haiku!)

  15. Secret Agent Mama
    September 15, 2007 | 3:16 am

    Hi there! Ok, so for like eleventyfourty years my husband was all like “Gmail is the bomb, use it!” Did I listen? Nope. When I finally did, OMG…I had multiple orgasms!

    Love your blog!

  16. Neurotic Housewife
    September 16, 2007 | 2:31 am

    You and Rosie!