On B_uttholes and Button Holes
Posted on October 1st, 2007 by Jennifer
Our conversation over lunch yesterday…
Carson: Oh no! Daddy shirt, hole!
Tate: It’s okay, it’s just a button hole.
Carson: Daddy’s b_utthole? I see Daddy b_utthole!
Tate: [Laughing] Yes, it’s daddy’s button hole.
Carson: [Looking down at his shirt, smiling gleefully] My b_utthole! My b_utthole! Look my b_utthole!
Tate: [Trying to get him to say button hole] Button hole, Carson, button hole.
Carson: B_UTThole!!! B_UTThole!!! My B_UTThole!!!, Daddy’s B_UTThole!!! Mommy? See my B_UTThole?
Me: [Thinking to myself, Oh yes, Carson, I see your b_utthole every, single day.]
A proud, proud day, indeed, at Casa de Playgroupie. I don’t know about you, but I love talking about b_uttholes at lunch!
Reminds me of when I was teaching my oldest the different betweens ships and… something that isn’t a “ship”. Too funny girl!
Too funny! Gotta love kids.
Oh, little boys. They make the world go round. I love it. Way to love your butt, Carson!
very cute!
Ha! That's too funny! Great story to save for a date that comes over to meet you all!
The word Penis somehow is said every fucking night at my dinner table! Not sure if that’s better or worse that b_utthole
I worked with someone who was helping daughter with bathing, she was told to spread her cheeks… and she did… her face cheeks …
Being the maid to the butthole kinda grounds you, doesn’t it?
Very cute. Potty talk is very common in my house also.
Butthole! So great.
This is why we blog, right? So we remember these kinds of things?
Ha ha ha…HA! That is so funny! Gotta love the things kids say.
Now you have “b_utthole” and I still have “c_unty”. Who wins?
Ha!!!!!!!!!
That is hilarious.
Typical. So typical. Men love their butts, and that’s the truth.
His future wife will get a kick out of this someday!
-HH
I hope you weren’t out in public!
Ha ha! That’s too funny.
Hmmm is that better or worse than talking about boogers over lunch (a la casa de Worker Mommy).
It’s a toss up, huh ?
I’m pretty sure I’ll never look at a button hole the same.
Ah yes, such a proud day. Much like the day when my darling daughter looked into the toilet as I got up and said “Mommy, pboop. Bye bye Mommy pboop.” Never prouder, lemme tell you, never prouder.
Yes, a lunch is not complete with a talk about b_uttholes.
At our house it was penises at breakfast, go figure.
You know there will come a time in our children’s lives when they will have to take us, with our sagging drooling selves, out to lunch and then we can dominate the conversation. And then they will pay!
FANTASTIC!!! really great story!!
I love it when they’re just learning to really talk. It’s so much fun.
Back when my niece was two, she kept asking for the fuck. Where my fuck, where it is? Turns out she meant her luck, as in her lucky dog. No idea where these things from.
ps. You though I was going to say duck, didn’t you? I did too…for the 25 times I asked her about a duck until she finally found what she really wanted.
Too cute and funny!
Thank you for sharing, I had a good morning chuckle.
You know I love that!
That is so funny! About a year ago, my older son became intrigued with the fact that everyone has anuses. Randomly in grocery stores, Friendly’s you name, he would start naming everyone he knew who had one.
hehe that is too funny. I am sure he will be showing off hiss buttholes for weeks to come
I tell Punkin he has a little button nose.
He tells me I have a butt nose, too.
I told him his daddy may be a butt head, but that we weren’t butt noses.
He didn’t laugh.
HA HA~!!! With boys you never know what the topic will be each day!!
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OH TEHEHE!
Next time I see y’all, I’ll be sure to wear a button up shirt!
I was giggling just at the title, the rest of the post had me in fits. Carson really is a doll (going to lol some more)
Hahaha! I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face, and of course, once they know they’ve said something funny, it’s all over.
oh that’s so funny! and that conversation could have so easily have happened here…Zander has similarly turned innocuous words into something more crass…and definitely more funny!