I read this post by the moosh’s mommy yesterday and came to a very sad realization. Her two-year-old dresses far better than me and I have little hope of dressing that cute any time in the near future. Or ever.
I need help, lots and lots of help (think Stacy and Clinton) with my style. This is my obviously lacking wardrobe. Prepare to be underwhelmed.
Here are the three shirts I rotate over and over and over when I’m out on work release. The one on the left is what I wear if I know I’ll have to feed Ella, since it’s easy access. It also makes me look like a skanky ho-bag.
Did someone say drab? Did I hear someone refer to my shirt color choices as poop?
If my biggest plans for the day are to clean the toilets and wipe butts, I wear one of these two pairs of shorts, paired with an old, tattered sorority T-shirt.
Check the date on these shorts…1992. They are 15-years-old. I should have gotten rid of them 10 years ago.
Once it gets “cold,” I’ll wear these yoga pants.
I’m obviously in the midst of a very serious clothing crisis as we speak. I don’t know how to dress as a mom, battling spit-up and jelly-covered fingers on a daily basis. Everything I see in stores seems too “young,” too “old,” or impractical. Where are the clothes for 32 year old women who want to look semi-fashionable, yet won’t collapse into a puddle of her own misery when (not if) the outfit becomes soiled?
What do you wear on a daily basis? (Hint: I’m wanting to hear that your wardrobe is as bad, if not worse than mine. Thank you in advance.) Do you have any style suggestions that can help me to expand my wardrobe?
Stacy? Clinton? Sugar Daddy?