Taking a Toke Off the Toddler Crack Pipe
Posted on December 16th, 2007 by Jennifer
The gateway drug…
Here’s how Carson looked after taking a toke off this Thomas crack pipe…
And oh my god, more crack Thomas…
This toddler is feeling NO PAIN right now…
Ok, you must share with me where that Thomas couch- thingy came from! I MUST GET ONE! I can foresee the future and I see my son on Christmas morning sitting in it, opening presents….MUST. HAVE. ONE. NOW.!!!!
Alison’s last blog post..Glutton For Punishment
We often ask my big boy if he had crack for lunch - at some point he will figure out what we’re saying.
Is Mr. Carson getting gifts now b/c you’re going away for Christmas? Or b/c you just couldn’t wait? (either way is completely understandable)
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We did Christmas early with the in-laws…
The Thomas couch was purchased at Tarzhay.
ha! that could SO be Zander in that post-toke picture! we were thinking of getting Zander that Thomas couch thingy…
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Look at his face! Toddler bliss.
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Haha! You know, in Strasburg, PA there is train station that does a 45 minute train ride…and about 3 times a year they have a life size (meaning a regular train engine size) Thomas Engine that actually pulls the train!!! You can always look it up online and check out the dates if you ever want to make a vacation out of it.
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Yep. Been there. Smoked that crack.
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Oh yeah, that’s one happy little guy!
By the way, I don’t know where in Indy you are moving to, but Michigan’s not that far away
Elizabeth’s last blog post..Popularity of cosmetic procedures
Hah my Monkey Boo has that SAME onsie/unitard/whaterthehellitscalledthingie with the zipper from toe to neck! Gawd spit it out Mommi T?! Jeesh. I gotta quit drinking on Sunday nights.
Mommi Tutu’s last blog post..The Day of “Rest”
OMG - that is so much Thomas! He looks like he’s in heaven.
Awesome.
Congrats on your impending move!
WhyMommy’s last blog post..Looking forward…
Those are adorable! Have you seen that train cakepan from Williams Sonoma….you should totally do that for his next party.
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Haha! Oh wow, if only we adults could find something which made us feel that wonderful! (preferably of the non-’pharmaceutical’ variety). Hot baths will have to suffice for me.
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That is cute! He’s in love!
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Oooh, was the comedown harsh?
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Aww, he is so cute. It’s great that he likes Thomas so well. He would have loved the Thomas running with the other model trains we saw Friday. Zachariah likes trains in general, so not necessarily Thomas (yet).
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I LOVE the last photo. SO cute AND so high on crack!! LOL
Yay for early Christmas! For me, that’s called my Birthday (12/18).
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You can tell I’ve got only daughters. I looked past all the Thomas stuff, and thought “Oh, we have that princess castle toy, too!” You know, the tiny thing you can barely see next to your daughter, whom you can barely see behind your son and THOMAS? It’s sad, all that we’re missing.
all things bd’s last blog post..Feast or Famine
My munchkin happened to be sitting next to me as I got to this post in Google Reader.
Mama, it’s Thomas!
OY.
Courtney’s last blog post..Missing in Action
How cool. I saw that Thomas couch thing online and thought of Carson and I swear I meant to tell you. You know once I came back.
I’m so happy for you that you get to move. YEA!!!!
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Oh, we know that addiction. The more you feed it, the stronger it gets.
Congrats on the move!
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Here’s an idea. Keep the kid away from the cult conspiracy otherwise known as Thomas the Train!
Ha!!!!
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Why not ,right?
You only live once.
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So funny! We’ve got Thomas on the TV right now…Yay.
When we took Dylan to A Day Out With Thomas he almost started to cry from the sheer JOY of seeing a full sized Thomas train coming towards him. It was well worth the pain in the *ss it was to be there. We’re never going again, though!
Good luck getting him off the couch!
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Been there. We’ve moved on, yeah! We did the (super-expensive) real Thomas the Train train ride and all.
Personally, I felt it was better than the princess craze. I tried not to complain too much even though Thomas is a whiner.
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Hilarious.We’re gonna go see that Train next year.Yeah I can’t wait-not! I never understood what kids get out of the cartoon or whatever you call it.It’s the wierdest show-they don’t even talk? But hey whatever lol
We’re taking a hit off the same pipe in about a week! “Santa” was at the grocery yesterday & mine went right up to him (this would be the 3rd Santa he’s seen) and the guy says, “What do you want for Chrismas?” Since the boy has already told “this” guy what he wants he gets a puzzled look. “I said I wanted a train.” And, he said it s-l-o-w-l-y like Santa’s deranged. Priceless.
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Oh my! He is in hog heaven isn’t he!? Excellent pictures.
-HH
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So sweet!
You just wait, I’ll bet Ella is going to LURVE trains. (Elise loves trucks and trains and hates stuffed animals!)
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That looks like some seriously fine crack..I mean Thomas.
Santa had better be showing up here with a Thomas-laden sack, or there is going to be a very devestated toddler around these parts…
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Wow! That is a lot of Thomas the Train!
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Hysterical!
Christine’s last blog post..Seriously, he might have been Santa
Thats one happy kid you got there.
I have a Thomas crackhead of my own. He’s 3 1/2 and all he can talk about right now is getting “the big huge train box” for Christmas. My older son was obviously born with the “just say no” gene, because he could care less about Thomas (thank GOD)
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In the second picture, he looks like a picture of my dad (before kids0 after taking a toke. A real one, though, not a Thomas toke. Although, there was Thomas back in the 70s…
Mrs. Mustard’s last blog post..The B&B race continues
I can’t say I was sorry to see The Poo’s Thomas obsession wane this year. Now it’s ponies ponies ponies all the time. Don’t know yet which is worse!
Savor these Thomas days… before you know it he will trade in all things blue for all things black… light saber, swords, weird looking Transformers, more weird looking knights in strange costumes.
I promised never to give into the dark side. I did. Today my 10 month old, dressed in perfect pink, crawled to the ugly black light saber and started knawing on it with her new teeth. I should have taken a picture.
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He’s just too freakin adorable. And congrats on the mooooooove.
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OMG!! He is loving it!! I had to pry my son away from my computer when he saw Thomas….
Thomas=baby crack
So true!
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Oh my!! He looks SOO happy! Im really hoping Gabe will like Thomas, but we’ll see.
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Yeah what is it with Thomas? My nephew is equally addicted. I hope there’s something new by the time my 7 month old is into that kind os thing. I’m so over Thomas already.
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Yeah what is it with Thomas? My nephew is equally addicted. I hope there’s something new by the time my 7 month old is into that kind of thing. I’m so over Thomas already.
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Wow. Yeah, you’re definitely gonna have to do the Day Out With Thomas. If he’s like that over a couch, I can’t imagine what he’d do seeing a life-size Thomas puffing down the tracks. LOL!
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Our brand of crack is Princess and it will be here in about a week. I fear the effects of withdrawal…
andi’s last blog post..Out of the mouth of my babe
Daniel is a Thomas FANATIC too! When we were wrapping Christmas gifts, it looked like the damn train exploded in our living room.
His 2nd birthday is 2 weeks after Christmas, so obviously there is MORE Thomas to come. We are redoing his room in Thomas this year. Last year it was Cars. I guess he is going to be like me and the other two kids. We redecorate once a year!
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SERIOUSLY cute.
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