Taking a Toke Off the Toddler Crack Pipe

The gateway drug…

Here’s how Carson looked after taking a toke off this Thomas crack pipe…

And oh my god, more crack Thomas…

This toddler is feeling NO PAIN right now…

45 Responses to Taking a Toke Off the Toddler Crack Pipe
  1. Alison
    December 16, 2007 | 3:40 pm

    Ok, you must share with me where that Thomas couch- thingy came from! I MUST GET ONE! I can foresee the future and I see my son on Christmas morning sitting in it, opening presents….MUST. HAVE. ONE. NOW.!!!!

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  2. Teri
    December 16, 2007 | 3:45 pm

    We often ask my big boy if he had crack for lunch – at some point he will figure out what we’re saying.
    Is Mr. Carson getting gifts now b/c you’re going away for Christmas? Or b/c you just couldn’t wait? (either way is completely understandable)

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  3. Jennifer, Le Binky Bitch
    December 16, 2007 | 3:52 pm

    We did Christmas early with the in-laws…

    The Thomas couch was purchased at Tarzhay.

  4. cate
    December 16, 2007 | 3:59 pm

    ha! that could SO be Zander in that post-toke picture! we were thinking of getting Zander that Thomas couch thingy…

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  5. Veronica
    December 16, 2007 | 4:18 pm

    Look at his face! Toddler bliss.

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  6. Sandy
    December 16, 2007 | 4:43 pm

    Haha! You know, in Strasburg, PA there is train station that does a 45 minute train ride…and about 3 times a year they have a life size (meaning a regular train engine size) Thomas Engine that actually pulls the train!!! You can always look it up online and check out the dates if you ever want to make a vacation out of it. :-)

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  7. Oh, The Joys
    December 16, 2007 | 4:47 pm

    Yep. Been there. Smoked that crack.

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  8. Elizabeth
    December 16, 2007 | 6:17 pm

    Oh yeah, that’s one happy little guy!

    By the way, I don’t know where in Indy you are moving to, but Michigan’s not that far away :)

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  9. Mommi Tutu
    December 16, 2007 | 6:49 pm

    Hah my Monkey Boo has that SAME onsie/unitard/whaterthehellitscalledthingie with the zipper from toe to neck! Gawd spit it out Mommi T?! Jeesh. I gotta quit drinking on Sunday nights.

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  10. WhyMommy
    December 16, 2007 | 7:11 pm

    OMG – that is so much Thomas! He looks like he’s in heaven.

    Awesome.

    Congrats on your impending move!

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  11. tommie
    December 16, 2007 | 7:28 pm

    Those are adorable! Have you seen that train cakepan from Williams Sonoma….you should totally do that for his next party.

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  12. Belle
    December 16, 2007 | 8:19 pm

    Haha! Oh wow, if only we adults could find something which made us feel that wonderful! (preferably of the non-’pharmaceutical’ variety). Hot baths will have to suffice for me.

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  13. Devan
    December 16, 2007 | 8:41 pm

    That is cute! He’s in love!

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  14. Shelly
    December 16, 2007 | 8:45 pm

    Oooh, was the comedown harsh?

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  15. Mommy Daisy
    December 16, 2007 | 10:13 pm

    Aww, he is so cute. It’s great that he likes Thomas so well. He would have loved the Thomas running with the other model trains we saw Friday. Zachariah likes trains in general, so not necessarily Thomas (yet).

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  16. VDog
    December 16, 2007 | 10:15 pm

    I LOVE the last photo. SO cute AND so high on crack!! LOL

    Yay for early Christmas! For me, that’s called my Birthday (12/18).

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  17. all things bd
    December 16, 2007 | 10:34 pm

    You can tell I’ve got only daughters. I looked past all the Thomas stuff, and thought “Oh, we have that princess castle toy, too!” You know, the tiny thing you can barely see next to your daughter, whom you can barely see behind your son and THOMAS? It’s sad, all that we’re missing.

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  18. Courtney
    December 16, 2007 | 11:33 pm

    My munchkin happened to be sitting next to me as I got to this post in Google Reader.

    Mama, it’s Thomas!

    OY.

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  19. Phoenix
    December 17, 2007 | 12:26 am

    How cool. I saw that Thomas couch thing online and thought of Carson and I swear I meant to tell you. You know once I came back. ;)

    I’m so happy for you that you get to move. YEA!!!!

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  20. Emily R
    December 17, 2007 | 5:26 am

    Oh, we know that addiction. The more you feed it, the stronger it gets.

    Congrats on the move!

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  21. RWA
    December 17, 2007 | 8:12 am

    Here’s an idea. Keep the kid away from the cult conspiracy otherwise known as Thomas the Train!

    Ha!!!!

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  22. ~JJ!
    December 17, 2007 | 8:57 am

    Why not ,right?
    You only live once.

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  23. AMomTwoBoys
    December 17, 2007 | 9:30 am

    So funny! We’ve got Thomas on the TV right now…Yay.
    When we took Dylan to A Day Out With Thomas he almost started to cry from the sheer JOY of seeing a full sized Thomas train coming towards him. It was well worth the pain in the *ss it was to be there. We’re never going again, though!
    Good luck getting him off the couch!

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  24. amy
    December 17, 2007 | 10:58 am

    Been there. We’ve moved on, yeah! We did the (super-expensive) real Thomas the Train train ride and all.

    Personally, I felt it was better than the princess craze. I tried not to complain too much even though Thomas is a whiner.

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  25. Kitty
    December 17, 2007 | 11:33 am

    Hilarious.We’re gonna go see that Train next year.Yeah I can’t wait-not! I never understood what kids get out of the cartoon or whatever you call it.It’s the wierdest show-they don’t even talk? But hey whatever lol

  26. Anglophile Football Fanatic
    December 17, 2007 | 12:42 pm

    We’re taking a hit off the same pipe in about a week! “Santa” was at the grocery yesterday & mine went right up to him (this would be the 3rd Santa he’s seen) and the guy says, “What do you want for Chrismas?” Since the boy has already told “this” guy what he wants he gets a puzzled look. “I said I wanted a train.” And, he said it s-l-o-w-l-y like Santa’s deranged. Priceless.

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  27. Heidi Hyde
    December 17, 2007 | 1:14 pm

    Oh my! He is in hog heaven isn’t he!? Excellent pictures.

    -HH

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  28. Shauna Loves Chocolate
    December 17, 2007 | 1:41 pm

    So sweet!

    You just wait, I’ll bet Ella is going to LURVE trains. (Elise loves trucks and trains and hates stuffed animals!)

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  29. Maggie
    December 17, 2007 | 1:54 pm

    That looks like some seriously fine crack..I mean Thomas.

    Santa had better be showing up here with a Thomas-laden sack, or there is going to be a very devestated toddler around these parts…

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  30. Kathryn
    December 17, 2007 | 3:30 pm

    Wow! That is a lot of Thomas the Train!

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  31. Christine
    December 17, 2007 | 4:37 pm

    Hysterical!

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  32. Karly
    December 17, 2007 | 5:31 pm

    Thats one happy kid you got there. :)

  33. Heather
    December 17, 2007 | 5:34 pm

    I have a Thomas crackhead of my own. He’s 3 1/2 and all he can talk about right now is getting “the big huge train box” for Christmas. My older son was obviously born with the “just say no” gene, because he could care less about Thomas (thank GOD)

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  34. Mrs. Mustard
    December 17, 2007 | 7:09 pm

    In the second picture, he looks like a picture of my dad (before kids0 after taking a toke. A real one, though, not a Thomas toke. Although, there was Thomas back in the 70s…

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  35. Mrs. Chicken
    December 17, 2007 | 7:11 pm

    I can’t say I was sorry to see The Poo’s Thomas obsession wane this year. Now it’s ponies ponies ponies all the time. Don’t know yet which is worse!

  36. OHmommy
    December 17, 2007 | 7:57 pm

    Savor these Thomas days… before you know it he will trade in all things blue for all things black… light saber, swords, weird looking Transformers, more weird looking knights in strange costumes.

    I promised never to give into the dark side. I did. Today my 10 month old, dressed in perfect pink, crawled to the ugly black light saber and started knawing on it with her new teeth. I should have taken a picture.

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  37. Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You
    December 17, 2007 | 10:28 pm

    He’s just too freakin adorable. And congrats on the mooooooove. :)

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  38. Amy
    December 18, 2007 | 7:19 am

    OMG!! He is loving it!! I had to pry my son away from my computer when he saw Thomas….

    Thomas=baby crack

    So true!

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  39. Stephanie
    December 18, 2007 | 8:02 am

    Oh my!! He looks SOO happy! Im really hoping Gabe will like Thomas, but we’ll see.

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  40. skiplovey
    December 18, 2007 | 11:55 am

    Yeah what is it with Thomas? My nephew is equally addicted. I hope there’s something new by the time my 7 month old is into that kind os thing. I’m so over Thomas already.

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  41. skiplovey
    December 18, 2007 | 11:56 am

    Yeah what is it with Thomas? My nephew is equally addicted. I hope there’s something new by the time my 7 month old is into that kind of thing. I’m so over Thomas already.

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  42. Jenny
    December 18, 2007 | 5:48 pm

    Wow. Yeah, you’re definitely gonna have to do the Day Out With Thomas. If he’s like that over a couch, I can’t imagine what he’d do seeing a life-size Thomas puffing down the tracks. LOL!

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  43. andi
    December 18, 2007 | 10:22 pm

    Our brand of crack is Princess and it will be here in about a week. I fear the effects of withdrawal…

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  44. Jamie
    December 19, 2007 | 11:50 am

    Daniel is a Thomas FANATIC too! When we were wrapping Christmas gifts, it looked like the damn train exploded in our living room.

    His 2nd birthday is 2 weeks after Christmas, so obviously there is MORE Thomas to come. We are redoing his room in Thomas this year. Last year it was Cars. I guess he is going to be like me and the other two kids. We redecorate once a year!

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  45. Aimee Greeblemonkey
    December 28, 2007 | 8:29 pm

    SERIOUSLY cute.

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