Carson doesn’t want to poop on the potty anymore. Not that he ever actually, you know, pooped. Or peed for that matter. He won’t so much as even sit on the potty anymore. I guess he was getting bored, too. (Amazing really, since I thought men relished in sitting on the pot for hours.)
He is back to his poop denying self. “No poop,” grunting. “No poop,” turning red in the face. “No. Pooooooop.”
And all is right with the world again.
I guess wishes really do come true! So yes Internets, there really is a Santa Claus.
~JJ!
December 20, 2007 at 7:27 am
Man. Potty training sucks.
Let him lead you.
I tell ya…it’s amazing when they are ready!!!
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Burgh Baby's Mom
December 20, 2007 at 7:54 am
Denying that he is the one stinking the house up already, huh? He’s starting early.
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mpotter
December 20, 2007 at 8:08 am
maybe he will be ready after the big move.
congrats, on that. you sound excited!
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Wright
December 20, 2007 at 8:13 am
I feel your pain. Thank goodness I don’t feel the pain Carson is going through!!!!
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janet
December 20, 2007 at 8:22 am
this too shall pass (kind of like gas… or a kidney stone)
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Hydes Like Us
December 20, 2007 at 8:44 am
Nothing like poopin’ in your pants to regal the magic of the Christmas season. Well done Santa. Well done.
-Hydes
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Kelly
December 20, 2007 at 9:06 am
Oh yeah. Mine used to tell us, or at least admit to it, and then we tried the potty and then he got bored of the potty and now he denies it despite stinking to high-heaven. “No pooop!” indeed.
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Jamie
December 20, 2007 at 9:08 am
Okay, try this. I did on Tuesday. Even though he may be little, he is still a BOY. Fix up a nice little basket or whatever and put in books and toys, etc. I did this for Daniel and I have to go get him off of the potty!!
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Devan
December 20, 2007 at 9:10 am
potty training. yuk.
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Queen of Shake Shake
December 20, 2007 at 9:35 am
Awww, I bet Carson leaves you special presents every day!
Santa IS real!
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Mommi Tutu
December 20, 2007 at 9:52 am
Oh thank gawd. Long live diapers!
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Badness Jones
December 20, 2007 at 10:20 am
Heh! All you want for Christmas is your kid to NOT potty train? Girl, I didn’t know you were so easily pleased!
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Irene
December 20, 2007 at 10:21 am
Yes, my 2 1/2 year will not go near the potty. Well actually, she will sit on it, but she only with her diaper on. She has the whole potty routine down pat – she has her magazine, knows how to wipe, pretends to flush – if she would just let me take OFF her diaper so she can actually try it! Oh, well, they all eventually learn, right?
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Teri
December 20, 2007 at 10:29 am
All I can say is it’s a process – a long, painful process.
And a Merry Christmas to the whole Binky family!!
T.
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cate
December 20, 2007 at 10:51 am
seriously, sometimes i think Carson and Zander are the same person! Zander got bored with the potty, even after he had peed in it a few times, and now he won’t sit on it anymore. and he will stand there, grunting, turning red, and adamantly say to me “no poop!”. uh-huh…i think there is, little boy!
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Maggie
December 20, 2007 at 1:17 pm
What is it with boys? Garrett will poop in the potty if I remind him to go and sit there, otherwise he will just do it where ever…his pants, the floor – he isn’t picky.
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Christine
December 20, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Hey, my FOUR year old isn’t interested in the potty…she says it’s easier to wear a pull-up. How to argue with that logic?
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Oh, The Joys
December 20, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Poopsiclaus!
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Veronica
December 20, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Yay!
Have I mentioned that I am not looking forward to potty training?
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Stimey
December 20, 2007 at 3:58 pm
You know, I’ve potty trained two boys and still I dread the process for my third. It just sucks all around.
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VDog
December 20, 2007 at 4:13 pm
LOL
You knew the potty party couldn’t last, right?
Ah, diapers. Glorious, glorious diapers.
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Alex
December 20, 2007 at 6:48 pm
sssssuuuuuuck!
(Whiskey in my Sippy Cup just did a bit on potty training – you can find her through my (snicker) blogroll)
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Anglophile Football Fanatic
December 20, 2007 at 8:18 pm
Oh, thank you Carson! You made your mother’s year. I agree. Diapers? SO much easier than the damn toilet.
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Tiffany
December 20, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I hate toilet training. *SIGH* It’s coming though. Glad Santy gave you your Christmas wish.
P.S. For the comment on Dawn’s blogroll post… Aren’t you an A lister???? I so consider you one AND you are on my blogroll, so don’t burst my bubble, k.
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WorksForMom
December 20, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Oh now that’s funny (for me that is). Every time I read another potty training post I get scared and start to twitch. I’m afraid already. Very afraid.
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mama's got moxie
December 21, 2007 at 2:50 pm
my son won’t use the potty, but if i say, “hey dutch, come sit here next to mama,” he’ll gladly respond, “no, i’m poopin’!!”
i’m like, okayyyyyyyy…
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