Quick Gripe

How is it, that it is 2008 and it takes over TWO FACKING MONTHS to forward a magazine subscription to a new address???

It seriously cannot be that hard to type, type, type on the lil’ ol’ computer keyboard a different address.

See, watch this!  I’m going to type an address (Not MY new address, just AN address…)

 4101 Dumbass Blvd.
Stupid Idiots, AL 66600

That wasn’t even hard and didn’t even require the use of my brain.

Get a clue magazine subscription forwarder fools!  I need my Southern Living and Everyday With Rachael Ray!

Thank you.  I feel better now.  Carry on.

(post #8 about moving.  yikes)

23 Responses to Quick Gripe
  1. Mama DB
    January 19, 2008 | 6:40 am

    This is what I speak of! Oh the picture is so awesome, Jennifer. I’m up at 4:30 with a non-sleeping 20 month old so this is the sort of thing I needed. That and a laptop with the ability to dim the screen more than just a few clicks.

    Mama DB’s last blog post..Culinary Stalker Haiku

  2. Burgh Baby's Mom
    January 19, 2008 | 9:51 am

    Not to help you with your rant, but it sure doesn’t take them two months to cash that check. Or to send that renewal notice. Or to ut you off when you stop paying.

    Burgh Baby’s Mom’s last blog post..She Thought it was Food Poisoning

  3. MammaLoves
    January 19, 2008 | 9:58 am

    Send me your new address and I’ll send you your subscriptions until the others kick in. ;)

    MammaLoves’s last blog post..Gone Fishin’

  4. Sarah
    January 19, 2008 | 12:07 pm

    Wow, that picture is AWESOME! And also, you have just reminded me of yet another thing I have to dread about the moving process. Maybe I hope we DON’T sell the house…

    Sarah’s last blog post..Oh Thank You, Sweet Baby Jesus!

  5. Wright
    January 19, 2008 | 1:25 pm

    HA! I love this post. The picture says it all!!!

    Wright’s last blog post..What To Do This Weekend

  6. jen
    January 19, 2008 | 2:33 pm

    I wonder whose baby that is, how old it is now, and whether they knew it’s such an internet phenomenon.

    jen’s last blog post..This is why my house is a mess.

  7. Penelope Anne
    January 19, 2008 | 4:00 pm

    You know we moved in September, I just started getting my Family Circle again this month….just in time to renew, imagine that.
    You can keep the Rachel Ray Everyday, I let the subscription slide….no need for it.
    Love your blog and have added you to the Magnificent Mamas Blogroll at my website.

    Mama Bear

    Penelope Anne’s last blog post..I can’t help myself….

  8. Penelope Anne
    January 19, 2008 | 5:05 pm

    Tag ~ you’re It!

    Penelope Anne’s last blog post..I can’t help myself….

  9. Constance
    January 19, 2008 | 8:31 pm

    That photo is so perfect to illustrate your point, it’s tempting to suggest you print out a copy and mail it to the magazine.

    Constance’s last blog post..Welcome

  10. tommie
    January 19, 2008 | 10:14 pm

    great shot to illustrate the point of one more inconvience of moving.

    tommie’s last blog post..Weekly winners

  11. Rivster
    January 19, 2008 | 10:56 pm

    And for that matter – why DOES it take 6-8 weeks for the initial issue of a subscription to arrive? So in that first year, you only get 10 of the 12 issues. Hm…wait, that doesn’t seem right…

    Rivster’s last blog post..Apple Trees are Standing

  12. andi
    January 20, 2008 | 12:15 am

    That picture rules!

    andi’s last blog post..I hope her future husband has deep pockets

  13. Loralee
    January 20, 2008 | 2:22 am

    This would be reason #2314 that I HATE MOVING with the power of a thousand burning suns.

    Ug.

    Loralee’s last blog post..Sing, sing, sing. Dance, dance, dance. Cough, cough, cough. Die, die, die.

  14. Jerseygirl89
    January 20, 2008 | 9:55 am

    Wonderful picture.
    As for moving and mail, it sucks. Though the magazines came sooner for me than did my letter for jury duty. . . .in Kansas City. Nine months after I’d moved. Grrrr.

    Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..Soap Opera Sunday, Episode 12

  15. Aimee Greeblemonkey
    January 20, 2008 | 1:25 pm

    Sidenote:

    Once we had neighbors whose dogs barked incessantly. I added them to a mailing list for dog barking products as such:

    Name: STOP YOUR DAMN DOG FROM BARKING ALREADY
    Address: 123 Main Street
    Town: Anywhere, USA 12345

    Feel free to use this technique at your leisure.

    Aimee Greeblemonkey’s last blog post..I thought I left this crap back in high school.

  16. Dawn
    January 20, 2008 | 4:15 pm

    yeah… I got my renewal notice before they could manage to get me a freaking magazine…

    Dawn’s last blog post..Weekly Winners

  17. janet
    January 20, 2008 | 5:29 pm

    amazing, isn’t it? they can send a man to the moon, but they can’t get your magazines to get to a different address.

    janet’s last blog post..Weekly Winners: Jan 13-19

  18. justmylife
    January 21, 2008 | 11:20 am

    Hey, I know that picture, It is right at the top of my page. Good luck with the magazines, you will get a renewal notice at the new address before you get the magazines.

    justmylife’s last blog post..muffin tops suck……

  19. Miss
    January 21, 2008 | 4:58 pm

    Ok seriously! How hard is it for them? They have no trouble sending you a BILL, but cant forward your subscription!

    Miss’s last blog post..I guess I’m it

  20. cherann
    January 21, 2008 | 6:50 pm

    If you call up their customer service, I’ll bet you they’ll send you the magazines that you haven’t received. I’ve done that before.

    cherann’s last blog post..Life After Pregnancy

  21. VDog
    January 22, 2008 | 6:05 pm

    Ah, yes, the good ‘ol 6-8 week housejob. Fuckers.

    VDog’s last blog post..This Is What A Preemie Looks Like – 5 Weeks Old

  22. mrs. mustard
    January 22, 2008 | 6:48 pm

    So here’s the official answer (as given to me by the lovely people at Discover): they print their address labels ahead of time, usually 2 or 3 months in advance. So rather than print the new labels and replace the old ones, they just assume that you will get mail forwarding and don’t bother to replace the labels. They just wait until the next set of labels need to be printed to start with the new address.
    Does this mean that it’s a smart way to do things? probably not.

    mrs. mustard’s last blog post..Definitely NOT overreacting

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