Oh I’m sorry, am I talking about Meijer too much?
What can I say? I love Meijer.
My favorite aisle in Meijer is the International food aisle. Going down this aisle makes me realize how little culture I possess. Last night when I went grocery shopping, I went on a covert mission with my camera to take some pictures of a few things I’ve never heard of. I apologize for the poor quality of some of the pictures, but I was really nervous taking pictures and was certain that I’d get banned from Meijer for taking the pictures, which obviously would be HORRIBLE. Who me? Irrational much?
All I know is that Tate better never come home with a (can of) spotted d1ck. *ahem*
Salad and cream DO NOT belong together. Yuck. I think I just PIMMALed (puked in my mouth a little.) (Thanks Sarah, In the Trenches for that little phrase!)
Um, Dana?? Why??? What is WITH all the CREAM??
This is one kind of Ovaltine even I HAVEN’T heard of. Anyone else heard of it?
I’d like to leave you with a story of true romance this Valentine’s Day. Oh, right, Happy Valentine’s Day everyone (the 2nd most overrated holiday.) (By the way, I’m not bitter, just realistic.)
Last night at Meijer, I saw a gentleman walking toward me with a bouquet of roses and something tucked under his arm. I thought to myself how sweet it was that he was getting flowers for his wife. He smiled sheepishly at me as we passed. When I saw what he was carrying under his arm, I understood why.
Maxi pads. The BIG OL’ JUMBO kind of maxi pads.
A man buying roses and maxi pads. Now that, my friends, is LOVE.
Alright everyone together now….”Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!”