I Couldn’t Make This Stuff Up
Shh, hi, I’m stealing again. Despite your reassurance that it’s all fine and dandy for me to be a thief, every time I get online, my palms sweat, heart races, I jump at every sound certain that the KGB, FBI, and gestapo have all arrived at my new house to take me down. I picture my neighbors tsk-tsking me as I’m taken away in cuffs in the back of an unmarked cruiser. If I do get arrested all of YOU are paying for my legal defense. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
But Interwebs, I just can’t quit you.
Remember Chester? Well his clothes and shoes all arrived safely (thank goodness). Chester was nowhere to be found, though. Rest in peace Chester. Rest in peace. Amen.
While unpacking, Tate and I found some boxes that made us giggle…
REEF? It couldn’t be?! Could it????
Yes! Yes! It is!!
There’s my reef! Oh how I missed you, reef!
Then there was this box…
Oops. I guess I shouldn’t have let the movers pack my POT plants (and art plants.) I’m so relieved my POT plants survived the move. Gee I hope I don’t get in trouble for those POT plants. I don’t want to get in anymore trouble with the Feds than I already am.
Stealing, and now pot plants! Jennifer- I think you need to come back South missy!
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oh the reef made me laugh so hard. We moved like 5 years ago and I’m still finding little yellow tagged stickers on things….
The fun never ends i tell ya.
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I’m not sure we want your kind here in Indiana…We’re much more of a meth state!
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Wow, if they had written “reefer” you would have been on a serious crime roll!
I’m glad you’ve turned to the dark side. I’ve missed ya this past week!
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That is hilarious! Cute reef by the way….
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Rolling.
Your ‘reef’, huh. Here I am picturing one single solitary sandal. LOL.
Dude, your brave.. you let them pack your pot plant. Wow
Too funny.
Even if you’re bootlegging it a bit, it’s okay… we’re glad to get our Le Binky Bitch fix.
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Mama DB stole my comment. I initially thought “reefer” as well and then the Pot & Plant box made me laugh even harder.
Maybe your neighbor is a reader and KNOWS just how important it is that we all get our Playgroupie fix and opened up their internet for your use. Or, maybe they’re just a moron (like me) and don’t lock it and don’t really care if someone steals it. Either way, Yay! You’re back!
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ROFL
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Your not stealing….they are offering it for free. If they don’t know how to secure their wireless, it is not YOUR fault your computer picks up the signal.
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Oh you naughty girl, you!! I’m guessing the neighbors must not be too stingy with their connection if they’re so loose with the lock up. That’s how we roll here in the Hoosier State.
It flows pretty freely around our house, too. We’ve NEVER had an issue getting a connection when we needed it.
But, I’m like you, and get scared if we ever do!
Can I just say thatI hope our movers are as entertaining as yours!! Too funny!
Hey, at least they didn’t try to steal your reef or pot plants! (and then throw it in the toilet)
1. Stealing someone’s Net access who is too dumb to secure it doesn’t count as stealing.
2. Seriously, what the hell was in the “Pot and Art” Box? I’m confused by the marking for Master Bath, because your new house comes with it’s own toilets (or pots as they are sometimes called) right?
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heeeeeeeeeee
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What exactly is an “art plant” anyway? I mean, I know what a pot plant looks like…er, wait…no, I’ve never seen one of those either. Nope.
And it’s not stealing if you’re actively trying to acquire internet service of your own. If the neighbors find out, tell them to take it up with Comcast for not getting to you sooner.
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ahahaha.
Have you made it through the MOUNTAINS of paper they use to pack you yet?
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LMAO!! Reefs and pot plants. You, girl, are well rounded!!!
Ah, the joys of moving.
Hey, if it makes you feel better I accidentally (really, honestly) STOLE trash service for 4 years. I had NO clue I wasn’t paying for it until we tried to obtain trash-company-issued cans. Yeah. Oops.
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Your post made me laugh and laugh!
Our little tags are red and they are still stuck to a bunch of things.
And I have a box in my basement that says it contains a BLOW UP DOLL!
It is really one of those blow up contraptions that you put a bunch of balls in for kids to play in. But at first I thought the packers had found some ‘toys’ from when my DH was single! LOL!
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As long as they pack well and don’t break your shit, they can be illiterate. How is the unpacking going?? Are you getting your mail yet?
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Sounds like some fun movers! Hahaha
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So…you keep your pot plants in the master bath, huh? Don’t be surprised when all guests who read your blog have the sudden urge to go every time they visit you.
Seriously. Your post made me laugh. I needed that today for sure!
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I so thought you’d be the type to pick up your pot in the Meijer parking lot instead of having your own plants. . .
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reef? seriously?
Ack!!! That is SO bad.
Excellent blog fodder though!
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Wow. Just wow. And you’re right, you couldn’t make that stuff up.
But you had better hide those Pot Plants…because if the neighborhood association is uptight about your mailbox, I can only IMAGINE what they will have to say about the pot plants…
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Addict.
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reef. OMG LMFAO.
I’m so glad your reef is okay! And your pot. Those are good signs.
Also - if a new neighbor was “stealing” our wifi I really wouldn’t care. We pay the same amount every month regardless of how many people are using it, so why worry???? Just keep on stealing (’cuz I was going into playgroup withdrawal!)
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That’s hilarious. I’m guessing the movers weren’t top notch spellers…
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Poor Chester…
I love the reef. Love it.
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Haha…the funny thing is, I thought you packed everything yourself. Hmmm, why would she make fun of herself like that. Hahaha!
So, can you send me a dime bag?
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Seriously, it’s not stealing. How can you steal something you can’t see?
Reef. And I thought maybe you had a saltwater aquarium stuck in that box. Reef. *shakes head*
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Great idea…I’m going to write entertaining things on my moving boxes next time so that I can laugh instead of cry in the midst of what is generally moving hell!
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You keep your pot plants in the master bath so that the guests won’t be all hittin’ your stash, huh?
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Oh good gravy, I am PEEING myself here! Glad Chester’s drawers made it okay. Otherwise he would’ve been bummed and had to dip into your reef stash.
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I am SO coming to visit if you got POT and REEF. Swweeeettt.
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I think you need to make a reef with your pot?! Might make you popular with the new neighbors. Wow. You must wonder about the education in our country when spelling gets that bad…
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Reef? Dude. I don’t even know what to say.
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Glad you’re unpacking and finding all the important things, like “reef”!
And my MIL steals her internet too — she lives in a condo so I guess it’s easy and no big deal. So, if she can do it, so can you!
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Wow - whoever it was managed to get a job like that, too. Must not have been hiring at McD’s that day.
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LMAO!
Oh how I wish I could have been there to help you unpack. I’m imagining us finding those boxes while working on a bottle of wine and BeeGee’s in the background. Sigh
I will SO pay your legal fees because, look trixie, I have been having withdrawals. I MUST have my playgroupie post crack!
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LMAO! I guess I am not original, I was thinking “reefer” too.
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POT plants had me rolling in the floor!
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Not to worry, Chester is selling his body on Craigslist. Just google: craigslist Chester Drawers
Maybe you’ll get a postcard.
Classic! I love fun misspellings.
So, what about your blue lights? Were they broken from the move? They are very important for “pot plants” you know.
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Cracking up over here. Imagine if they’d been stopped for something.
Poor Chester.
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Reef? Bwahahahah!
I avtually felt guilty once for ’stealing’ wireless. I called Comcast, oh hush I know it’s lame, Comcast said there is no such thing as stealing wireless.
When a connection is unsecured it is inherently shared for the public.
The interwebs can’t quit you either.
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Nice reef!
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