Thy Name is Suzie Homemaker and I Must Be Stopped

Haiku Friday

Thy name is Suzie
Homemaker.  I bake cookies.
Bring on the butter.

Suzie Homemaker’s logic for baking oatmeal chocolate chip cookies…

1. OATmeal=HEALTHY. Even when the OATmeal is surrounded by butter, sugar, and chocolate chips.

2.  There’s no need to add raisins to oatmeal cookies.  This would be a healthy overload.  The OATmeal is sufficient.

3. Butter is a better, healthier choice than Crisco or margarine. Crisco=lard. Margarine=weird hydrogenated oils. Butter=pure heaven from a cow.  Therefore butter=healthy.

4. OATmeal (cookies) can indeed be a part of one day dieting. One must only eat half a cookie at a time. 8 halves of a cookie do not actually equal 4 cookies when you properly do cookie math.  Cookie math is very complicated.  No time to fully explain here, just trust me.

5. One must entertain the children on these long, cold winter days. What better than a enriching and educational lesson in measuring, mixing, baking, and tasting?

63 Responses to Thy Name is Suzie Homemaker and I Must Be Stopped
  1. wright
    March 7, 2008 | 8:49 pm

    Yum, cookies!! I’ll be right over with a glass of milk!

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  2. Judith Shakespeare
    March 7, 2008 | 9:14 pm

    See? I just KNEW that I wasn’t the only person left on this planet that still uses REAL butter to bake with…

    And, yes, oatmeal is still completely healthy even when surronded by chocolate. LOL. :)

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  3. Amy
    March 7, 2008 | 9:37 pm

    I MUST hear more about cookie math! Does 8 half cookies equal 2 whole cookies. That would be heavenly!

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  4. Kitty
    March 7, 2008 | 11:21 pm

    That’s it I’m gonna refer to you as Binkie Stewart from now on lol
    Ps.I’m really craving oatmeal cookies now!!!!!!!!!

  5. Bren
    March 8, 2008 | 1:00 pm
  6. Marylin
    March 8, 2008 | 4:15 pm

    ooh they look delicious! :)

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  7. C'tina
    March 8, 2008 | 7:16 pm

    I think I have youir same kitchen faucet…Marielle Price Pfister? You can’t see mine tho, too many dishes piled up…

  8. Mandy
    March 8, 2008 | 8:48 pm

    Thanks for the comment!

    Those cookies look sooooo yummy, I may have to make some tomorrow!

    Mandy’s last blog post..Kick A Tasty Groove!

  9. andi
    March 8, 2008 | 9:33 pm

    As usual, I like the way you think.

    andi’s last blog post..I’m such a good mother

  10. Christina
    March 9, 2008 | 9:37 pm

    Mmmmm….cookies. You’ll be sharing that recipe, right?

    Christina’s last blog post..Five Years

  11. MizFit
    March 14, 2008 | 5:34 am

    Im a moron but for some reason caint get my computer (see? it isnt really me!) to comment on the right post.

    loved your blogging post…all so true.

    Im so busy that I read the blogs I HEART and comment when inspired and *done*

    otherwise I fear Id never see the light of day….if I began to feel “obligated” to read and comment (and yes Ive irritated real life friends who blog because of my need for light of day :) )

    M.

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