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Thy Name is Suzie Homemaker and I Must Be Stopped

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Thy name is Suzie
Homemaker.  I bake cookies.
Bring on the butter.

Suzie Homemaker’s logic for baking oatmeal chocolate chip cookies…

1. OATmeal=HEALTHY. Even when the OATmeal is surrounded by butter, sugar, and chocolate chips.

2.  There’s no need to add raisins to oatmeal cookies.  This would be a healthy overload.  The OATmeal is sufficient.

3. Butter is a better, healthier choice than Crisco or margarine. Crisco=lard. Margarine=weird hydrogenated oils. Butter=pure heaven from a cow.  Therefore butter=healthy.

4. OATmeal (cookies) can indeed be a part of one day dieting. One must only eat half a cookie at a time. 8 halves of a cookie do not actually equal 4 cookies when you properly do cookie math.  Cookie math is very complicated.  No time to fully explain here, just trust me.

5. One must entertain the children on these long, cold winter days. What better than a enriching and educational lesson in measuring, mixing, baking, and tasting?

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  1. wright

    March 7, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Yum, cookies!! I’ll be right over with a glass of milk!

    wright’s last blog post..Friday Haiku – Crawling Joys and Woes



  2. Judith Shakespeare

    March 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    See? I just KNEW that I wasn’t the only person left on this planet that still uses REAL butter to bake with…

    And, yes, oatmeal is still completely healthy even when surronded by chocolate. LOL. :)

    Judith Shakespeare’s last blog post..It’s Like Ra-i-ain…



  3. Amy

    March 7, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    I MUST hear more about cookie math! Does 8 half cookies equal 2 whole cookies. That would be heavenly!

    Amy’s last blog post..Can you find the time?



  4. Kitty

    March 7, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    That’s it I’m gonna refer to you as Binkie Stewart from now on lol
    Ps.I’m really craving oatmeal cookies now!!!!!!!!!




  5. Marylin

    March 8, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    ooh they look delicious! :)

    Marylin’s last blog post..Photohunt – Different



  6. C'tina

    March 8, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    I think I have youir same kitchen faucet…Marielle Price Pfister? You can’t see mine tho, too many dishes piled up…



  7. Mandy

    March 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    Thanks for the comment!

    Those cookies look sooooo yummy, I may have to make some tomorrow!

    Mandy’s last blog post..Kick A Tasty Groove!



  8. andi

    March 8, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    As usual, I like the way you think.

    andi’s last blog post..I’m such a good mother



  9. Christina

    March 9, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    Mmmmm….cookies. You’ll be sharing that recipe, right?

    Christina’s last blog post..Five Years



  10. MizFit

    March 14, 2008 at 5:34 am

    Im a moron but for some reason caint get my computer (see? it isnt really me!) to comment on the right post.

    loved your blogging post…all so true.

    Im so busy that I read the blogs I HEART and comment when inspired and *done*

    otherwise I fear Id never see the light of day….if I began to feel “obligated” to read and comment (and yes Ive irritated real life friends who blog because of my need for light of day :) )

    M.

    MizFit’s last blog post..Link Love and a Friday FREEBIE!



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