The curse has returned
Gone nearly three years with just
one Aunt Flo visit
Men. This is your cue to leave promptly. Quietly shut your browser and pretend you were never here. Please return again tomorrow when I promise to talk about something ELSE like boobies or trucks.
When I went to bathroom earlier in the week, I noticed something on my undies.
“Huh?” I thought to myself. “What in THE hell IS that?”
It took a minute, but I finally came to my senses and realized, “Oh yes. It’s THAT.”
I wondered if I even had any feminine hygiene products in the house, but then remembered to my horror that my movers had packed and moved them in a box labeled “WOMEN’S PADS.”
So I retrieved one of my WOMEN’S PADS and set off to spread the word to Tate and explain to him why I had been picking fights and acting even more passive aggressive with him than normal for the previous week.
He looked at me, squinting and crinkling his nose. I assumed that he was going to make my need to wear WOMEN’S PADS all about him and his needs. (gag) Instead he was confused.
“Is that even possible?” he asked.
Since the arrival had also surprised me, I decided to forgo the lesson on menstruation and wimmins for Tate. Rather, I explained that yes, indeedio, it was possible.
“Well, I KNOW that it’s POSSIBLE, but I didn’t think IT would happen with the IUD,” to which I realized Tate had a point. I didn’t think I’d need WOMEN’S PADS with the IUD.
Of course I contacted my trusty family doctor **Google** and she explained that 20% of women did in fact have NO need for WOMEN’S PADS while the rest of us get to entertain an unwanted visitor every month.
This is one of those times in my life that I really, really, really wish that I was less than average.
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