Comments on: This Post Brought to You By the Makers of Poise Pads http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/ Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:21:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Kelly http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-14992 Kelly Mon, 05 May 2008 18:08:08 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-14992 Part of my "other job" is to make women laugh and in turn pee themselves. Then turn around and teach them about kegels and ben wa balls. NO ONE does kegels the way they should, the only reason I do is because I inadvertantly do it while talking about it as part of my show. Don't worry, you're normal and when you are sick of changing underwear or when your uterus and bladder present themselves in your pants you'll do something about it. <em>Kelly's last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SomethingFunnyHappenedToday/~3/284083311/i-could-just-barf.html' rel="nofollow">I could just BARF</a></em> Part of my “other job” is to make women laugh and in turn pee themselves. Then turn around and teach them about kegels and ben wa balls. NO ONE does kegels the way they should, the only reason I do is because I inadvertantly do it while talking about it as part of my show. Don’t worry, you’re normal and when you are sick of changing underwear or when your uterus and bladder present themselves in your pants you’ll do something about it.

Kelly’s last blog post..I could just BARF

]]> By: Jen http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-14925 Jen Sun, 04 May 2008 22:42:46 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-14925 This is why I ALWAYS cross my legs before I cough..... Jen <em>Jen's last blog post..<a href='http://monkeybarrelpress.blogspot.com/2008/05/haiku-friday-lazy-mom-costumes-for.html' rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday - Lazy Mom Costumes for Career Day</a></em> This is why I ALWAYS cross my legs before I cough…..

Jen

Jen’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – Lazy Mom Costumes for Career Day

]]> By: cate http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-14432 cate Mon, 21 Apr 2008 15:43:32 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-14432 dude....of course i pee my pants. i even wrote a Haiku about it!!! http://monkeysandmarbles.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/haiku-friday-an-ode-to-pantiliners/ <em>cate's last blog post..<a href='http://monkeysandmarbles.wordpress.com/2008/04/19/poopy-croup/' rel="nofollow">poopy croup</a></em> dude….of course i pee my pants. i even wrote a Haiku about it!!!

http://monkeysandmarbles.wordpress.com/2007/10/19/haiku-friday-an-ode-to-pantiliners/

cate’s last blog post..poopy croup

]]> By: justmylife http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13791 justmylife Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:34:02 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13791 Almost 9 years postpartum and still wetting myself on occassion. I am glad to know I am not alone, where do I sign up for the support group? <em>justmylife's last blog post..<a href='http://justmylife-mygripespot.blogspot.com/2008/04/i-am-interrupting-my-facts.html' rel="nofollow">I am interrupting my facts......</a></em> Almost 9 years postpartum and still wetting myself on occassion. I am glad to know I am not alone, where do I sign up for the support group?

justmylife’s last blog post..I am interrupting my facts……

]]> By: Devilish Southern Belle http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13731 Devilish Southern Belle Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:33:24 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13731 This happens to me every time I get a chest cold, too. What is so terrible about it is that half the time when this happens, I don't even feel like there is anything in my bladder! <em>Devilish Southern Belle's last blog post..<a href='http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/DevilishSouthernBelle/~3/263800095/' rel="nofollow">No more unfun person! Exciting things galore!</a></em> This happens to me every time I get a chest cold, too. What is so terrible about it is that half the time when this happens, I don’t even feel like there is anything in my bladder!

Devilish Southern Belle’s last blog post..No more unfun person! Exciting things galore!

]]> By: Laura http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13727 Laura Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:22:18 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13727 One time I peed my pants and had to hide it from my daughter who was struggling learning to use the toilet herself. I thought how to I expect her to pee on the toilet when I sneeze and don't make it. <em>Laura's last blog post..<a href='http://benandlaura.blogspot.com/2008/04/sky-is-peeing.html' rel="nofollow">The sky is peeing!</a></em> One time I peed my pants and had to hide it from my daughter who was struggling learning to use the toilet herself. I thought how to I expect her to pee on the toilet when I sneeze and don’t make it.

Laura’s last blog post..The sky is peeing!

]]> By: Bren http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13706 Bren Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:19:56 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13706 Ha! I had the same problem a few weeks ago and also blogged about it. Hope you're feeling better now. <em>Bren's last blog post..<a href='http://momof3littlemonkeys.blogspot.com/2008/04/haiku-friday-rodeo-monkey.html' rel="nofollow">Haiku Friday - Rodeo Monkey</a></em> Ha! I had the same problem a few weeks ago and also blogged about it.

Hope you’re feeling better now.

Bren’s last blog post..Haiku Friday – Rodeo Monkey

]]> By: Stimey http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13686 Stimey Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:45:12 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13686 Okay, I wasn't able to read all 71 (!) comments ahead of me, but I do believe they probably all say that you are not alone. You are not alone. Sneezing, coughing, it all makes me pee. Usually (but not always) just a little. I actually do better sitting down. But if I have to sneeze and I'm walking, I almost always stop and pretend to be preparing for the sneeze when really I'm crossing my legs so I don't pee. It also happens when I vomit, which was awesome for morning sickness for babies 2 and 3. You are not alone. :) <em>Stimey's last blog post..<a href='http://stimeyland.blogspot.com/2008/04/lame.html' rel="nofollow">Lame.</a></em> Okay, I wasn’t able to read all 71 (!) comments ahead of me, but I do believe they probably all say that you are not alone.

You are not alone.

Sneezing, coughing, it all makes me pee. Usually (but not always) just a little. I actually do better sitting down. But if I have to sneeze and I’m walking, I almost always stop and pretend to be preparing for the sneeze when really I’m crossing my legs so I don’t pee.

It also happens when I vomit, which was awesome for morning sickness for babies 2 and 3.

You are not alone. :)

Stimey’s last blog post..Lame.

]]> By: Mia, The Childcare Lady http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13679 Mia, The Childcare Lady Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:15:11 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13679 Oh, you can fit kegels into a busy day - they are easy. Stopping at the lights - theres two sets. Peanut butter sandwich - another 3 sets Nappy change - do a set while you do googoo games after... Nooo problem. Its not like its surprising - you pushed a watermelon through that tract (well, my 8 and 10-pounders were - maybe you lot have delicate, petite little babies ;)) - why would we expect it to close up beautifully on its own after? Force that puppy to shrink! Oh, you can fit kegels into a busy day – they are easy.
Stopping at the lights – theres two sets.
Peanut butter sandwich – another 3 sets
Nappy change – do a set while you do googoo games after…
Nooo problem.

Its not like its surprising – you pushed a watermelon through that tract (well, my 8 and 10-pounders were – maybe you lot have delicate, petite little babies ;) ) – why would we expect it to close up beautifully on its own after? Force that puppy to shrink!

]]> By: A Confession « Snarky Moms Unite! http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/comment-page-2/#comment-13663 A Confession « Snarky Moms Unite! Thu, 03 Apr 2008 15:22:33 +0000 http://playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren.com/2008/04/02/this-post-brought-to-you-by-the-makers-of-poise-pads/#comment-13663 [...] La Binky Bitch over at Playgroups are no Place for Children posted the other day about how she pees when she sneezes. Because she’s delivered children. Out of her gina (long I). To that I say, welcome to the [...]

[...] La Binky Bitch over at Playgroups are no Place for Children posted the other day about how she pees when she sneezes. Because she’s delivered children. Out of her gina (long I). To that I say, welcome to the [...]

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