Call me picky, but
restaurants that remind me
of barns, poop are gross
Do I look like a
pig, horse, goat, cow or sheep? Hey!
Wait! Don’t answer that!
As I promised the other day, here is my thought-provoking post on my aversion to restaurants that remind me of barns or poop.
Let’s begin, shall we? Poop seems as good a place to start as any.
1. The Little Nugget Steakhouse, located somewhere between Springfield, MO and Indiana.
Nugget?? Seriously?? Who thought this was a good idea? Nugget=poop, obviously. No can do.
2. The Feed Lot, with many locations across the US and Canada (why?)
I’m not a farm animal and would prefer not to eat in a place that sounds like I’ll be eating from a trough. Oink.
3. Sirloin Stockade, located throughout the US and Mexico (O. Le.)
There is a picture of a cow on the sign. Um. No thank you. This somehow does not apply to pictures of pigs on signs for BBQ restaurants, unless of course, the BBQ restaurant has a barn-y or poopy name.
4. Golden Corral, located wherever old people congregate
I will admit to having eaten at one and thoroughly enjoying the mac-n-cheese. This was YEARS ago, though, prior to developing a severe aversion to all things “buffet.” I do not eat at places that require sneeze guards AND attempt to make me feel like cattle.
Moo.
On a sidenote, when I was doing a little research for this post, I stumbled across a restaurant called The Pink Taco. Go ahead and add “vagina” to the list of things I prefer not to be reminded of when eating out.
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And here I thought I was the only one with weird aversions to restaurants.
Mad Woman Meg’s last blog post..I’d like a broom and a blender please
I’m laughing so hard I might pee my pants lol I’m pregnant I have an excuse-oh and yes I am doing my kegels lol
You are so weird! (Just kidding! To each his or her own!) Though I don’t think I would like places that remind me of poop, either.
Devilish Southern Belle’s last blog post..If I ever wondered
OMG you are so right. That Nugget one is mystifying…who thought that sounded appetizing??
To Think Is To Create’s last blog post..The Freak Flag, Tis Flying
The Pink Taco!!!
NO way.
dani’s last blog post..When times are tighter than your jeans
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in quite a while! My general rule is that I won’t eat anywhere that has a sneeze-guard. Ick.
Kim
Kimba’s last blog post..Sunday Morning
The Pink Taco? HA HA HA!! I read these to DH, great post.
cyndy’s last blog post..Fresh Ink
I love a great poop post;)
Add Ryan’s to that list. We like to call it “the trough”.
erin’s last blog post..Perusing The Paper On The Pot
My husband REFUSES to eat at Ryan’s! He once got a gift certificate as a gift there. He thought it was for some fancy “steak house.” I thought he was going to puke when he realized it was a buffet!
Nugget == poop?!?! Really?!?!
Wouldn’t nugget suggest gold?
When people say: “…a nugget of truth…” do you really think that they mean that truth is poop? Or does it make more sense to correlate that truth is golden? Some of the things in your blogs, how you interpret reality, are truly odd.