Thanks to Neil from Citizen of the Month for this week’s Haiku Friday theme…Write like the opposite sex. Mine is full of cliches and stereotypes! Enjoy!
E.S.P.N. time
Sit back, relax, *SEX*, drink beer
Is my wife talking?
Damn! “Pick up my socks!”
All she does *SEX* is nag me
I’ll just ignore her
*SEX* I’m sure hungry
Maybe if I whine enough
Wife will bring me snacks
I work HARD all day
Can’t the kids play somewhere else?
I sure am horny
Look at Wife folding
*SEX* laundry. I should grope her!
What?! What did I do?!
Oh great. Now she’s pissed.
Can’t I get some affection?
She used to be fun.
*SEX* Women’s soccer!
They should take their clothes off *SEX*
Why’s Wife mad again?????
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Citizen of the Month » Today I Am a Woman
May 30, 2008 at 5:40 pm
[...] check out the amazing haikus written for Haiku Friday by women… writing the haikus as men would write them. Tags: gender, women, writing [...]
Neil
May 30, 2008 at 5:43 pm
OK, tell us the truth. Your husband wrote that. No woman could understand a man so completely!
Neil’s last blog post..Today I Am a Woman
Katie
May 30, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Absolutely perfect.
You crack me up!
andi
May 30, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Screw Haiku Friday – every Friday here should be “Write Like a Man Friday” instead. This was hysterical!
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Fairly Odd Mother
Twitter: FairlyOddMother
May 30, 2008 at 7:07 pm
You are awesome.
Fairly Odd Mother’s last blog post..I Know Why the Tanked Fish Drowns
Jenni
May 30, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I don’t know if it’s funny or sad!!
But, either way, it’s true!
Jenni’s last blog post..Double Standard
mandy
May 30, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I swear you are writing about my husband.
I used to be fun too. Then kids.
mandy’s last blog post..Finally…
Betsy Bird
May 30, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Couldn’t get going with the theme, but yours were great!
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Scylla
May 30, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Frickin hysterical!!
Mommy Daisy
Twitter: mommydaisy
June 11, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Ha, ha, and HA!
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