There is a sinister force at work here in my home. Of this, I’m certain, because there is CLEARLY no other explanation. I still just can’t wrap my brain around what happened.
Sunday morning started out as a regular morning, nothing seemed immediately amiss. The first thing I noticed were the bits of food on the seat of the high chair. Then I saw schmeers of food all over every nook and cranny of the high chair. And then I saw corn and crackers and dried up cheese surrounding the floor around the high chair.
“How EVER could this mess have gotten there??” I thought to myself.
I was utterly confused. Here’s the thing…Saturday afternoon I left the children with Tate so that I could go see Sex and the City*, get a pedicure, and go out to dinner with some friends. Oh how wonderful it was to be responsibility free for an entire afternoon AND evening, especially since I’ve been a little overwhelmed lately. I felt comfortable leaving for SUCH a long time, knowing how well Tate would care for the children AND the house.
As I’m standing there looking at the VERY DIRTY high chair, I try to think about how on Earth this could have happened! This whole situation was so mind boggling! Surely, SURELY! Tate saw this enormous mess when he retrieved Ella from her high chair the night before. I mean, who in their right mind wouldn’t clean up such an GLARINGLY OBVIOUS mess? Certainly NOT Tate! Of course, he’d clean it up! DUH! There HAD to be some other explanation.
So how could the high chair be that dirty? **taps fingers on the counter**
With a furrowed brow and my head cocked to one side, I wondered ALOUD, “Hmmm. I WONDER why this high chair is SO DIRTY?? I KNOW Tate wouldn’t have left SUCH a filthy mess. Did a pack of ravenous toddlers run through our house last night while we were sleeping, leaving a trail of peanut butter and schmutz? HOW could this have happened? HMMMM? I’m SO bewildered.”
Apparently the sinister force at work in home leaving messes in high chairs also possessed Tate. He wasn’t able to help me brainstorm this VERY SERIOUS problem, but instead just gave me the evil eye.
*Please go see Sex and the City! I want to talk about it! I’ll wait right here for you to get back.
About Sex & The City. I saw it. At a movie theatre with a bar. And I am prepared to discuss it. Holla!
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oh my, I saw it on Friday night with the girls. Loved it, loved it, loved it.
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Same thing here with the mysterious messes. I came home from belly dancing last night to what looked like a warzone. Boo was holding a stick as well, so I thought he was fighting off the mess making Ninja.
MPS, as always, was oblivious to the mess.
And Dont. You. Dare. talk about SATC!!! I won’t get to see it till next week! I will let you know when I will allow discussion on the topic *snigger*
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Are you sure you weren’t at my house when you found the mysterious dirty high chair? Because you just described my life…
I went and saw SATC approximately five hours ago. If you want to know what I think, I just posted about it on my blog & you can comment freely there b/c my post has a spoiler alert at the top.
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Men are oblivious to the mess babies and toddlers leave in their wake … I didn’t do it I don’t clean it.
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Men seem to have what I like to call “selective eyesight.” And, more often than not, “selective hearing” goes right along with that. But to cut Tate some slack, maybe a pack of sugar highed, Mommy-less alien toddlers DID somehow break in and ravage through your house.
Ya never know.
Wasn’t SATC great?!? How about that shower scene? I kept thinking, naw, they won’t really show *OH* yeah, I suppose they just did. Just a little flash. Dante, Dante, Dante. His scenes sure added the Sex to SATC this time around, eh?
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Yeah, that happens quite a bit at my house. Mine are all out of high chairs, which only means they are free to smear their messes all over my house. Love it. As he obliviously plays Xbox.
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I wish I could blame the mess that is my high schiar on my husband. Sigh
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High chair, I mean. Typing with the help of a 17 month old is not always successful.
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Men do not clean high chairs. I hate when Mike “finishes up in the kitchen” after dinner, because that just means I have to go back in there and finish up again – or just be pissed in the morning at all the messes left behind.
Men.
Didn’t see the movie yet – trying to figure out when!!
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Leaving your kids with your (my) husband is like leaving them with a crappy babysitter who you would fire upon your return. If you got off with just a crusty high chair, sister, Tate is a dreamboat. If I left for an afternoon and evening my house would look like a pack of orangutans had redecorated it. Go hug Tate.
I am SO JEALOUS! It would be worth coming home to a dirty high chair (although seeing as our youngest is 5, there would be some ‘splainin to do), to have the evening out you had. I have no friends who watch, therefore no one to go with. *sob*
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SATC was awesome! You talk about it all you want!!
Contest over at my blog if you want to think about something other than dirty highchairs!
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Sing it sista! My hubby expects a gold medal when I ask him to feed the kids. He NEVER cleans up after a meal. Feeding them is enough work, he says. Duh.
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Men are blind and deaf.
How in the world do they function without us? I’m convinved that my husband has at minimum a helper dog, perhaps a monkey when he’s away for the week.
Oh wait. He’s staying with my MOM who does EVERYTHING for him, and when he comes home, he expects the same from me. Ummmm, not so much.
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I agree with the crappy sitter comment!
A crappy sitter that plays Guitar Hero when I am gone! Which is what will happen tonight when I sneak away to see Sex and The City!
I am so excited!!!!!
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I always wonder the same thing. I’ve asked how it could have happened only to hear how he “did his BEST.” How is it his best when he didnotdoit AT ALL!
I’m seeing the movie on Wednesday night- can’t wait!
I cant wait to see Sex in the City! WOOHOO!
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I think my husband has some special glasses that filter out the dirt/messes. It’s amazing, really, because he also has the ability to walk OVER clean, folded laundry that I put on the stairs to go up…
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Oh you didn’t know? Men don’t watch kids AND clean up after them. I mean Geesh that is just TOO much for them.
I wonder how we do it. Hmmmmmm.
Hey, has Tate been to my house?
Sex in the City? Is that some kind of joke? I was all set to see that Saturday night and husband had to go and have surgery just to screw with me!
Now I have to wait.
I am so sad
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I saw it! You can come talk about on my site….I just gave a generic review so as not to ruin it for anyone that hadn’t seen it!
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I saw it on Saturday night! Loved it.
We have three strap on booster seats with trays in this house that could feed us for a week if we were trapped in our house by a natural disaster.
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I was under the impression that husbands watching children for extended period involved at least two and possibly all of the following: restaurant/drive thru/pizza, DVDs, cable tv, baby sitters. Nope, sponge is NOT on the list.
Information courtesy of my husband.
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going to see it this weekend! Can you wait that long? Should I stay far, far away from one of my favorite bloggers for almost a week???
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I spoke of the movie in yesterday’s post! FAB U LOUS!
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you’re hilarious, your sweet and wonderful husband needs to clean the bathroom too for penance, and i am going to see sex and the city just SO i can talk about it with you.
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I’m pretty sure it was me. I HATE cleaning the high chair and floor fifty million times/day.
I saw SATC last night and was not disappointed.
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My husband is physically incapable of cleaning up high chairs or booster seats. At least, this is the conclusion I’ve come to after 3 years of him NEVER doing it!
I hope the movie was great – I would love to see it!
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I have no intention of seeing Sex in the City (no offense, just wasn’t ever into it… you should all see it and enjoy it to the Nth degree!)
You know, I think it was obviously the aliens to came and made the highchair messy. Either that or someone snuck in to steal the family jewels, got distracted and made a snack. Then they sat in the highchair to eat it and made the mess. Yeah that!
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I’m not seeing the movie until Friday (boo!) I’m trying to avoid all the spoilers online! =)
My husband never, EVER cleans up the high chair or surrounding areas after the baby eats. Never. I guess he thinks the high chair fairies will take care of it for him!
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I’m so glad mine isn’t the only one who leaves all the dishes caked with ketchup and goo for me to clean when I get home. Yay for Tate. Sonofabitch
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You ought to know by now that men don’t see things like that very well. My husband will ask me where something is, I can tell him and he will tell me that he just looked and it wasn’t there. I can go to where I told him it was and boom it appeared!
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Mmmm… I love Peanut Butter and Schmutz sandwiches…
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The opposite of that? Cleaning the kitchen, putting the dishes in the dishwasher, then leaving the dishwasher OPEN with the trays pulled out as if to say, LOOK WIFE! I HAVE TAKEN IT UPON MYSELF TO LOAD THE DISHWASHER!! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.
Agh.
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1. I’m glad some other people thought it was “Sex IN the city” because I thought that was the name of the show for ages. Makes perfect sense, really.
2. I went on opening night with some girlfriends (is there any other way to see that movie?) and LOVED it. Loved everything about it, including the way the audience was so totally INTO the movie. When was the last time an audience clapped at a movie? And the intake of breath when Steve said he had slept with someone else?? The entire theatre was shocked.
You are hilarious!
I haven’t seen the TV show Sex and the City, so I don’t know that I would get much out of the movie. I know, I know – don’t hate me. But feel free to discuss, you won’t be ruining anything for me!
Oh – and I have a Nikon – and I totally think someone should give you a DSLR – have they not seen your cute kiddos? Seriously!
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Wait a minute. We’re supposed to clean under the high chairs? Why don’t I know these things??
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I saw it! And my high chair is ALWAYS dirty!!
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*giggle* Sarcasm is such a wonderful weapon, isn’t it?
Yeah, I never have that problem with the neat freak that is my hubby…nope. I’m the messy one around here.
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At times like this, Paul will say, “I have NO IDEA! Wait—what’s that over there????” (*sound of him wetting a washcloth and wiping high chair*) “Oh, I guess it’s nothing.”
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That was hilarious!
Our high chair looks squeaky clean on the outside, but please just DON’T peak under the cover. It is disgusting. To think that I actually used to wash it monthly.
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SATC ROCKED!!!!
(Please explain the Anthony / Stanford part to me ~ I mean WTH?!? When / How / WHY?)
I want to blog about it SO badly ~ but I don’t want to ruin it for anyone AAAAUGH!
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That same evil force finds its way here occasionally, too. So strange…
Haven’t seen SATC yet, but want to. Maybe this weekend?
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I wish I could hire someone to come in and clean my high chair. Unfortunately, I can only blame myself for allowing the mess to, uh, fester. Somehow I evaded the entire SATC franchise. Could be because we don’t have cable. Yay for nice cable man.
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See it twice. Let’s get the talk on!
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