The Post I Never Thought I’d Write

If you’ve been reading me for any length of time, you are probably aware of my extreme irritation with my cable provider, Comcast.  (Update:  Coming soon!)

You’re also probably aware that when I’m pissed off at something, I write about it here.  Bad realtor?  I’ll talk smack about you.  (Update:  that realtor may be losing her license for falsifying documents!  Keep your fingers crossed.  Evil wench.)

You don’t have the courtesy to wave at me?  You and your crappy attitude are going on the blog. (Update:  She has NEVER ridden her bike past my house again…do you think she’s read my blog!?)

Those rat bastards ADT refusing to help me?  I got my revenge via blog.  (Update:  I get lots of creepy google hits from people researching how to hack into home security systems.)

You are an idiot Walgreens worker who is unable to charge me correctly for a prescription that took HOURS upon HOURS to fill?  Blogged!  Boo-yah!  (Update:  None.)

Very seldom do I have a chance to tell you a story of redemeption.  And this is a story that I utterly CANNOT believe I’m telling you.  Please sit down if you’re not already seated.

Are you ready?

Okay.

Comcast had to come out to my house yesterday to fix my broken Internet connection and fuzzy channel problem.    They were scheduled to come between 1 and 5, or in other words between 1 and NEVER.  However, that wasn’t the case this time.

They called around 10:30 and asked if they could come early.  EARLY.  YLRAE.  early.  EAR-LY!  A most polite gentleman showed up and assessed the problem, very concerned for my well being and the well being of my Internet connection.  After about an hour, he realized that our line had been nicked when we had some landscaping work done.

We should have been charged for the new line he had to run (which by the way, he could have just repaired, but he thought it would be BETTER to just run a NEW line.) 

He didn’t charge us a dime.

So did you get that?  Comcast was early.  They were polite.  AND!  They didn’t charge us for the line repair.

Feel free to lie down and place a cold compress on your head while you recover from the shock.  (Update:  Tate has informed me that just because the nice cable man didn’t charge me, doesn’t mean we won’t be getting a bill.  Crap.  I didn’t think of that.)

61 Responses to The Post I Never Thought I’d Write
  1. Maggie's Mind
    June 4, 2008 | 1:51 am

    Please go buy a lottery ticket tomorrow (does a good luck streak last that long?) so that you can win big and share with all of us. I’m otherwise speechless, and event almost as rare as what you described.

    (ooh, a bill… now that? would totally suck and ruin the whole good luck streak vibe thingy)

    Maggie’s Mind’s last blog post..Queen for a Day

  2. MizFit
    June 4, 2008 | 5:28 am

    (*runs off to check snopes to be sure this post isnt an urban myth that somewhere in some land there are courteous cable peeps*)

    MizFit’s last blog post..Viewer Mail.

  3. Lauren
    June 4, 2008 | 6:20 am

    That is shocking! We’ve re-branded Comcast in our house: they’re “Suck-tastic!”

    Lauren’s last blog post..Wii Party!

  4. Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You
    June 4, 2008 | 6:24 am

    Still, though – that was nice of him. Love the updates, btw :)

    Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You’s last blog post..Happy Thoughts Please :)

  5. Cathy
    June 4, 2008 | 6:50 am

    People can surprise you sometimes, can’t they?

    Cathy’s last blog post..Liam 151

  6. Toni
    June 4, 2008 | 7:01 am

    It’s a trick! A trick, I say!

    Toni’s last blog post..Romance ISN’T dead

  7. wright
    June 4, 2008 | 7:02 am

    Ahhhh, a story to warm your heart! Glad things are fixed. Even if you get charged, your experience was good.

    wright’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – Floating On Air

  8. Edge
    June 4, 2008 | 7:25 am

    Are you sure he worked for Comcast? I bet he was a contractor.
    And I had a friend who had that happen a long time ago. But the problem used to be worse. If one person in the neighborhood bumped the line with a mower weekly, EVERYONE got bad cable/internet. Cool that he did that though. I have to have cable where I live because I’m too far out for DSL. And all we do is internet. This is why I like DirecTV.

    ~Jef

    Edge’s last blog post..Well, this is a change of perspective

  9. Madness
    June 4, 2008 | 8:06 am

    Some how, some way..Madness has ALWAYS had nice ComCast guys come to her home. The bad ugly evil ComCast employess work in the CALL CENTER. THEY are jerkheads.
    I cant *wait* for the follow up post .. the one where you curse ComCast to DAMNED HELL when you get the BILL for the “new line” that is about $300 MORE than the bill for a “repaired line” .. not that i would take pleasure in your pain.. I just know that you’ll tell that story in such a way that i’ll take pleasure in your pain.

    Madness’s last blog post..MadChanges

  10. the planet of janet
    June 4, 2008 | 8:21 am

    *runs outside to see if the apocalypse is coming…*

    the planet of janet’s last blog post..The weekend from hell … a memoir

  11. Marti
    June 4, 2008 | 8:35 am

    I would have freaked out myself. surely the world is ending right? Now if you could right a blog to the oil companies and get our gas prices dropped I will be forced to believe you are a GOD!

    Marti’s last blog post..Oh the places we’ll go

  12. CourtneyRyan
    June 4, 2008 | 8:52 am

    OMG! Wow. I wonder if when I call our cable company they’ll be that nice…

    Here’s to hoping!

    Glad it worked out for you this time.

    CourtneyRyan’s last blog post..wordless wednesday

  13. AMomTwoBoys
    June 4, 2008 | 9:17 am

    Wow. It’s like a fairy tale ending. Even if you do get charged, won’t it be worth? Or not.

    AMomTwoBoys’s last blog post..Mooching Monday – Take One

  14. Sandy
    June 4, 2008 | 9:38 am

    Well…here’s to hoping!

    Sandy’s last blog post..Will you PLEASE listen to what I am saying?

  15. Jill
    June 4, 2008 | 9:43 am

    Crappy customer service is my BIGGEST pet peeve… and living overseas I rarely get good service… So it warms my heart to hear about someone finally getting a good deal.

    I had to laugh when your husband had to burst your bubble about the charge… it figures a guy would shoot a hole in any silver lining.

    Jill’s last blog post..Shalom, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Good-Bye

  16. Melizzard
    June 4, 2008 | 9:52 am

    Our experience with Comcast has always been pretty much the same as what you’ve described. Can’t fault them for anything other than having crappy DVR software.

    If you twitter them they will respond there also.

    Melizzard’s last blog post..Time For Them To Fly – Setting Free the Butterflies

  17. KD (A Bit Squirrelly)
    June 4, 2008 | 10:02 am

    Mediocre customer service is a thing of the past, GOOD customer service is a fluke, GREAT customer service is the thing of urban myths. You dear lady are a truely lucky woman. Seriously go buy a lottery ticket.

    KD (A Bit Squirrelly)’s last blog post..Shimmery Summer Skin in an Instant! (Hot Mommas Know)

  18. Queen of Shake Shake
    June 4, 2008 | 10:27 am

    OMG! You and I have some awesome cable Karma going on. Mediacom came out EARLY and fixed my problem too. Woohoo!

    Queen of Shake Shake’s last blog post..This Time I Really Do Sit On a Shrink’s Couch

  19. Michelle
    June 4, 2008 | 10:31 am

    I really hope you update us on this one if you DO get charged. Because I don’t really want to have to reduce the degree of disdain I have for ComCast.

    Michelle’s last blog post..lockstep

  20. Minyo
    June 4, 2008 | 10:36 am

    If you aren’t billed for the new line on your next statement, you could always write one of those letters to Comcast thanking them for their wonderful customer service and name the guy that came to your house. Maybe they’ll hire more people like him. I’m just thankful Comcast isn’t a provider in my area based on everything I’ve heard.

    Minyo’s last blog post..The Beginning of All Things Sisterly

  21. Devan
    June 4, 2008 | 10:50 am

    My gawd. I might faint.

    Devan’s last blog post..The postpartum body

  22. Deb - Mom of 3 Girls
    June 4, 2008 | 11:07 am

    LOL. My hubby is a cable installer – and while he installs for Comcast, he actually works for a company that is contracted by them. He complains constantly about Comcast and their poor customer service – they leave even the techs on hold for an hour at a time.

    I’m glad you had a good experience with the tech who came out there and that he was able to help! :)

    Deb – Mom of 3 Girls’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday #47: My blue-eyed girl

  23. Domestic Spaz
    June 4, 2008 | 11:19 am

    I bet they read your blog.

    Comcast found me on Twitter once when I complained about them. Freaked me right the heck out.

    Domestic Spaz’s last blog post..A Meme! I’ve Been Tagged!

  24. justmylife
    June 4, 2008 | 12:17 pm

    Was he a new employee and just didn’t know the rules? Or by chance someone at Comcast reads you and knew full well they would recieve the full wrath of Binky! However it happened I am glad you are up and running, without theft, again! heh!

    justmylife’s last blog post..It’s still nasty people!!!!

  25. Val
    June 4, 2008 | 12:49 pm

    Congrats! And believe me, I totally understand your Comcast frustration.

    So what did you do? Show some cleavage? Cause that didn’t work for me.

    Val’s last blog post..Would you like soap and water with that shower?

  26. Jennifer
    June 4, 2008 | 1:00 pm

    Well I didn’t show cleavage…but I did play dumb!

  27. slackermommy
    June 4, 2008 | 1:25 pm

    He obviously thought you were hot.

    slackermommy’s last blog post..BYOT: Bring your own tampon

  28. Stephanie
    June 4, 2008 | 1:39 pm

    HOLY COW!! Ive NEVER heard a good thing about Comcast…. EVER!!

    If you get a bill, I’d hand it to the landscapers who knicked the line!

    Stephanie’s last blog post..WW- New Homeschooling Stuff

  29. Sarah
    June 4, 2008 | 1:50 pm

    Wow!! For once they weren’t suck-tastic!! Well, at least as far as the repair guy was concerned!! Woohoo!!!

    Sarah’s last blog post..Opening the floor…

  30. Must Be Motherhood
    June 4, 2008 | 2:12 pm

    Oh, that Tate. Is he some kind of glass-half-full guy who can’t even toss the little water he has on a sticky high-chair? Ignore him! ;P

    You must have some good karma built up!

  31. Amanda
    June 4, 2008 | 2:31 pm

    Did Tate consider that the cable man was overcome wtih lust for the hot lady and chose not to submit charges to comcast?

    Just something to consider and make you feel superior to ugly people who do not wave when they ride their bikes past your house :)

    Amanda’s last blog post..Laughed until I cried….

  32. Jess
    June 4, 2008 | 4:13 pm

    I just don’t know if I can believe it. I hate Comcast with the fire of a thousand suns and to hear someone speak of a good experience with them…. well let’s just wait until the bill comes. Bastards.

    Jess’s last blog post..Plane rides and Jack Daniels– Part Deux

  33. Maggie
    June 4, 2008 | 4:31 pm

    Wow! I’m always impressed when something goes the right way for a change. I think now I do need to go lay down…

    Maggie’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday: Peacefulness

  34. Worker Mommy
    June 4, 2008 | 4:37 pm

    Even if you do get a bill doesn’t it just feel good to have great service ?? Unfortunately that seems to be all to rare these days.
    Aah, satisfaction!

    Worker Mommy’s last blog post..Well maybe this won’t win me any parenting awards, but…

  35. AndreAnna
    June 4, 2008 | 4:39 pm

    I hate when you want so bad to be mad at someone but they are so nice and do their job well. Anger is way more fun than gratitude. ;)

    AndreAnna’s last blog post..Freaky Fetus

  36. Tena
    June 4, 2008 | 6:50 pm

    It’s official HE double hockey sticks must have frozen over! I have never ever heard anyone have anything good to say about their cable provider! Dare I say there as been a shift in the universe? LOL! Glad your cable problems are fixed!

    Tena’s last blog post..Miss Priss Cupcakes

  37. Jen
    June 4, 2008 | 6:51 pm

    There is a God!

    Jen’s last blog post..Group Therapy

  38. fooferoo
    June 4, 2008 | 6:57 pm

    I once had a Comcast guy get stuck in my attic (he didn’t bring a ladder and decided to climb up there) I should have left him up there and sent Comcast a ransom note…

    We dropped Comcast and got a satelite dish, best thing we ever did!

  39. Burgh Baby
    June 4, 2008 | 7:02 pm

    He offered you a free month of cable if you said something nice, didn’t he? OR, he was the hottest cable guy that ever did run a line and you have a crush on him. Both scenarios are far more believable than the one where you got good service.

  40. McMama
    June 4, 2008 | 7:15 pm

    I’ve had many occasions to have Comcast out to check on my cable (bad), and thusly, a couple good experiences (good). As for being charged, you would probably have had to sign something before he did the work if he was going to charge you. At least, I’d hope so.

    McMama’s last blog post..Running the Numbers

  41. McMama
    June 4, 2008 | 7:15 pm

    I’ve had many occasions to have Comcast out to check on my cable (bad), and thusly, a couple good experiences (good). As for being charged, you would probably have had to sign something before he did the work if he was going to charge you. At least, I’d hope so.

    McMama’s last blog post..Running the Numbers

  42. Kelley
    June 4, 2008 | 7:19 pm

    Sweetie, send some of that luck my way will you? I have an eleventy thousand dollar bill from the electricity company because of THEIR stuff up.

    Or should I wait until they come around to turn off my power and greet them in my underwear like I did yesterday?

    I await your advice…

    Kelley’s last blog post..Note to self:

  43. Lizz @ Yes, and So is My Heart
    June 4, 2008 | 7:35 pm

    Oh, that is too funny. I could almost guarantee you’ll get a bill. Let’s just say we wish we had another option besides Comcast.

    Lizz @ Yes, and So is My Heart’s last blog post..Just a Day

  44. Melody
    June 4, 2008 | 9:20 pm

    Yay Comcast?? Yeah – that sounds just too weird to say.

    OK – I’m totally in on the Monday begging.

    And I with you – if she got a camera already, I’m gonna cry (after I help you beat her up. lol!)

    Melody’s last blog post..You are a graduwat now…

  45. Bellamomma
    June 4, 2008 | 9:40 pm

    We have Dishnetwork & their guys have come to make minor repairs like that before & never charged us. I’m not saying Comcast would be that nice ~ but it’s possible!!

    My Uncle has worked for Cablevision for years ~ he’s their token sweet installer/grandpa kinda guy. There’s one in every office, you just gotta find the right guy! LOL

    Bellamomma’s last blog post..Sex And The City Movie ~ all the spoilers you know you want

  46. Bellamomma
    June 4, 2008 | 9:42 pm

    Hey ~ one nice guy in every office! Remember who he is & request him next time. Maybe you’ve stumbled onto their office secret.

    Bellamomma’s last blog post..Sex And The City Movie ~ all the spoilers you know you want

  47. Devilish Southern Belle
    June 5, 2008 | 1:12 am

    Hahaha, you are hilarious! I needed to read a funny post like this one; thanks!

    Devilish Southern Belle’s last blog post..Why must I do this to myself?

  48. rachel b.
    June 5, 2008 | 2:21 am

    Maybe Comcast reads your blog…I am sure they have time.

    rachel b.’s last blog post..signing off….for now

  49. amanda
    June 5, 2008 | 8:00 am

    I read the post about walgreens before coming back to read this and something struck me. since writing a letter seemed appropriate when walgreen’s sucked, why is one not appropriate now?

    working in a pharmacy, i know what it is like to get my ass reamed every time something doesn’t go the customer’s way (sometimes our fault, but no, not always) but when there is really excellent customer service (beyond the accepted standard, i mean) we rarely get a thanks.

    why not a letter saying how pleasantly surprised you were that he was early and so polite yadda yadda yadda? probably best to leave out the bit about the not charging, but they might like to know that sometimes their employees DO make the customers happy. Just a thought.

    z

    amanda’s last blog post..An informal poll

  50. Jennifer
    June 5, 2008 | 8:37 am

    Amanda, I think that is a FANTASTIC idea. I WILL write a letter. You’re right, if I’m quick to write a letter when I get poor service, I should be as quick to write a letter for excellent service.

    Just for clarification, that particular Walgreens I wrote about had NO redeeming qualities. The employees were AWFUL. I’ve never had any troubles at any other Walgreens or pharmacy!