A quip from Carson in the tub last night:
“Ella doesn’t have a p*enis. She has two butts.”
Oh my.
Not Exactly
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That is too funny. Well, you can definitely understand his confusion.
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A few days ago Quinn told me to go to the store and buy myself a penis. “So everyone can stand up and pee.”
But, he’s never told me I have two butts! That’s funny!
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nuff said.
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AsS long as only ONE of the TWO butts poops, we’re good to go!!
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Ha ha ha! That’s perfect — and a very important distinction to learn.
Now just wait for him to tell someone while you’re at a restaurant. Or the post office. He’ll be giving anatomy lessons to all sorts of people — and always at the most opportune times!
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too funny. now they know.
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How funny!
He is very observant!
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SNORT! Well it is sort of a mini-me looking bootay isn’t it?
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Oh My, indeed!
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hill. air. eeee. us!!!!
speechless.
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ROFL
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My daughter calls her front area her butt-butt. She is almost 2.
Here’s hoping *that* one doesn’t make it out of the house
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Well he does have a point. I sense a lawyer in Carson’s future!
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Hehehe. I used to babysit two little girls who called that particular region their “front fanny”
Carson is too cute!
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I am laughing my one butt off over here.
That is so funny. And WHY does it look like a butt?
I am laughing my one butt off over here.
That is so funny. And WHY does it look like a butt?
Awesome.
We call them private parts around here. Peanut has the girl private parts and BB has the boy private parts. I guess I should actually start using the correct terminology one of these days. I may go with breats instead of butts though.
so cute.
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well, not breats but breasts.
sheesh, bow down to the queen of typos.
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We were on vacation with some friends and one of the little girls pointed out about one of the boys, “He has a tail!”
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Haaaa
that’s funny
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HAhahahahha!!! That is hilarious.
In our house you have a tee tee (sometimes called a weiner) or you have nothing. Just nothing.
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HA!
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That is a hoot! We’re very specific in the names of our body parts – which is fine until my 3 year old loudly announces in public that her vagina itches… and follows up with scratching it – however she can get there.
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Just about six long years ago, my two boys (who were 4 and 6) made a similar observation when their little sister was born, “look mom, she has a big butt and a little butt!”
And of course, mocking her dire situation with the double butt scenario kept them entertained for MONTHS.
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All I can do is echo you on this one…
OH.MY.
*lol*
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I have one of each and nicknames have never really stuck with them. My daughter is almost 6 and my son is almost 3.
Recently, my son was trying to dress up in my daughter’s fancy dress shoes and she wasn’t having it. So, she asked him “are you a boy or a girl?”, he answered “a girl”. She then asked “well, do you have a penis?” and he looked down as he said “yep”. Her reply “then you are definitely a boy, give me my girl shoes!”.
I almost peed my pants.
I think it’s easier to use the correct words for private parts when you have one of each and everything is so matter of fact.
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Hahaha! I’ve never heard THAT before!
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Classic!!
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LMAO
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Hmmm, he does have a point!
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My boys say the same thing! They say girls have a front butt and a back butt! I don’t know where they came up with that!
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Oh my, indeed! I love the way their minds work!
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ha! josh once said “emily’s front butt”…i guess boys think the same way!
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I have a couple of sets of friends whose daughters call it their “front bum.” I don’t think it’ll ever stop being funny to me.
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excuse me, i have to go find a towel to clean the latte off my computer now.
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Love it! LOL!
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Time for separate baths? And, that is the cutest kid expression ever.
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*giggle* Kids say the darndest things.
We have a friend who’s daughter calls it her “Front Butt”
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OMG that is hysterical!! ….I have heard front butt before, but 2 butts is great~!
ahahahaha Love it!! Carson’s such a cutie
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Welcome to my life!! I just wrote about the same topic! My favorite thing ever that BC did was when he was just less than two.
He pinched his thigh together with two fingers and proudly exclaimed, “Look Mommy!! A vagina!!”
I proceeded to have him do it like ten more times and show everyone! It was a classic moment.
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hehe. I worry about the day when the boys notice I’m different than them…
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LMAO!! Two butts…haha…
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That is hilarious. When my sister and I were kids, we called it our front butt. I thought we were the only ones…
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LOL….
My daughter used to call it her front butt. I kept telling her, “v@gina” and she went, “My CHINA?”
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Dude. Her new nickname could be “Quadracheeks”.
Heh.
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HAHA! I’ve heard that come out of little boys’ mouths before too. That is too funny. I suppose it does kinda look like that.
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Awesome! That is all. Pure awesomeness.
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