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Bruised wah-gina and a leaking boob makes Jennifer ever so attractive

So first it was the wah-gina injury which left me bruised, then it was my leaking yellow goo boob.  The image I must conjure in your head!  You must all thinking, “what a babe!”

Raur!

All of my girl parts appear to be JUST FINE, which is excellent news.  The bad news is that being nervous all day gave me gas and now my belly is distended and uncomfortable.  Bruised, leaky, and distended.  If you didn’t think I was a babe before, surely now you do.

The doctor thought that it was not unusual for someone just two months post breastfeeding babies back to back to have some discharge.  She did not feel any lumps so she sent me on my merry (and relieved) way.

Thanks to you all for your encouraging words, I thought about them as I sat in my hospital gown, open to the back, waiting and waiting and waiting for what seemed like hours.   You ALL helped me. 

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

 

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Excellent news! I’m so relieved!

Amys last blog post..Speaking of Networking

Can we expect pictures of bruised vajay jays and leaky boobs? Just fart … drink a lot of water and fart. Guys do it all the time.

Knot

I’m so glad you’re okay!

Carries last blog post..Not such a good wife today

What a huge relief! Head outdoors and fart merrily - you’re leaky but healthy!

Guess those awesomeness vibes worked. They usually do! *hugs*

Misss last blog post..Shift

yay for good news!

Glad all is well!

I’m 6 months post weaning here - and still have the discharge from time to time.

Annies last blog post..What a difference a year makes!

I have had leaky boobs since I stopped nursing, too– LAST APRIL. No joke. But I got all felt up and scanned and stuff and it turned out? My boobs are just really big overachievers. Seems three straight years of lactation was hard to give up on.

The Other Dawns last blog post..Anything Worth Doing is Worth Doing Four Times.

I’m so thankful that you are okay….and yes, I think you are a babe!

Connie @ The Chronicless last blog post..Easy Like A Sunday Morning

So glad to hear you’re okay!

Cathys last blog post..Just Two Things

So glad it wasn’t anything worth getting too wound up about. Now enjoy a nice uneventful and stress-free evening, you sexy lady!

Burgh Babys last blog post..Go Ahead, Tell Daddy

weird! I’m relieved for ya. Bruised vah-jay-jay and all.

Mama DBs last blog post..Beach Blanket Poo House

whew!

the planet of janets last blog post..I can now breathe easier for another year

I’m so relieved!

Jerseygirl89s last blog post..Some Questions For the Universe

Woohoo! Great news. I am so happy for you. Thanks for letting us know so quickly too.

Mom24s last blog post..Will I Ever Learn?

PHEW!

Well, come back tonight for my mammogram post.

THAT was a joyful experience this morning. (Not.)

What a relief!

dysfunctional moms last blog post..One of the Closest Families I Know.

Yeah! Praise the boobie gods1

Jean@workingmomma247s last blog post..Dream Date

Happy Dance!!! I’m so relieved to hear this. I’ve been biting my already too short nails wondering. PHEW!!

*Collective sigh*

MadWomanMegs last blog post..18 years comes to fruition today

New reader here! (You can blame Mrs. Flinger’s post-BlogHer posts for this, btw!) So glad it was nothing. Same thing happened to me, for MONTHS after I stopped breastfeeding (which was actually very quickly, as my milk never fully came in).

Kazas last blog post..Six Random Things about Kaza

I was totally flipping out when I read your 1st post of the day (just seconds ago) saw this was later, so relieved to hear you are okay!

Heather~Domestic Extraordinaires last blog post..What defines me

oh, JEnnifer, i’m SO happy to hear this news! awesome!

alis last blog post..hi, i’m ali and i am an internet liar

hooray for good news!

Karas last blog post..sexual tension is running high these days

Sorry all your girly bits had issues but I’m glad to hear it’s nothing serious.

AndreAnnas last blog post..I Wuv It!

You may not be the hottest of chicks right now, but at least you’re healthy. What a relief!

Thank God! I’m really happy to hear this!

Stimeys last blog post..For Evan Kamida

whew….

MizFits last blog post..Monday Facetime. Blooper Reel.

I’m glad there’s nothing more seriously wrong. However, you better watch out. It sounds like your body is falling apart!

Mary Beth (Cats/Books/Life is Good)s last blog post..LIKE HAIRS THROUGH A COMB, SO GO THE STRANDS OF OUR LIVES

So happy to hear this!

brittanys last blog post..The Feminine Mystique

Poor Jennifer. I’m glad that all your girly type parts are working as they should, but I’m sorry you’ve been having such a ‘junky’ time of it.
I feel your pain. ;-)
Rachels last blog post..Mouthwatering Monday: Wamsutta

oh thank goodness!!!

Have a glass of vino tonight, won’t ya??

VDogs last blog post..Weekly Winners ~ Last Week of July

I am so glad everything is ok!!

Thank goodness!

Yay for healthy! So glad everything’s fine.

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Oh good news. Hope you get some rest tonight.

Kristins last blog post..Happy Things

Um, I’m glad (???) that your yellow-goo-leaking boobs are normal???!!! :-) Seriously, glad everything’s ok.

Kias last blog post..Lego, Commercials, and Naked Housekeepers Who Swim

You sexy thang!

Glad you’re okay.

Shellys last blog post..Catching Up

I’m sorry I missed your post earlier today, but I’m so glad it was nothing to worry about :)
Erika Jurneys last blog post..Thank god I had my roots done

I am still willing. Kiss the bruised parts and make them better. Massage the boobs to make them feel better. But you’re on your own with the distended stuff. Beano. Take some Beano. Because the last time Annie was all distended like that, I rubbed her tummy. And she said, “Okay, I’m feeling better.” No sooner did the words leave her lips but enough methane to cook a spaghetti dinner escaped her butt and then, THEN SHE WANTED TO LIGHT A CANDLE! I said, “Wait until I get down to the end of the block, okay? Because if you do you’re going to blow up the house.” Well, she didn’t blow up the house, but that candle sure burned brightly for a while.

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Great news! It’s awesome that they got you in quickly - the longer you waited the gassier you’d be.

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ooh, it’s me. new random reader lady, stumbling upon you through Brillig….
You are so endearing and engaging. How do I create a blogroll such as that of Brillig? hmmmm…..oh, she has such a good one, maybe I should just copy it?

Heathers last blog post..A Busy Mind

SO glad to hear the good news. I had a friend who would still leak in a hot shower a YEAR after she stopped bf her baby!! Crazy things those boobies.

Beach Mamas last blog post..Movie Review - Wall-E

I am so very glad that all is well…

Scarlet O’Karas last blog post..My Monday

I am glad you are okay….well okay despite the gas, leakage and giny…..nothing fatal there.

rachel b. at threedayblogs last blog post..my questions–your answers–and another question…

I’m so glad you’re ok! Thank goodness.

Merediths last blog post..Over all, I do a decent job…

glad all is well!

pgoodnesss last blog post..summer

Well thank goodness. And? I’ve learned something. Thank you for sharing and I’m SO glad you are alright.

canapes last blog post..Was there a time you weren’t here?

Tate needs to put you in a padded room for a bit. Or send you into town to a spa. Poor Jennifer.

Anglophile Football Fanatics last blog post..Flabbergasted!

SIster, every stinking hole on my body leaks all the time, non stop, day after day. I’m investing in a cotton field and ginny. Wanna go halvsies?

Mr Ladys last blog post..I Really Think I May Have Actually Left My Heart In San Francisco

Glad everything seems okay. Hope you feel better.

Not Just Any Jens last blog post..Where the Pierogis Dance the Polka

i’m killing two birds with one comment here.

1. glad your boob is ok. C is scary as hell - watched my mom go through it. i’m sincerely glad your leaky boob is normal for the post breastfeeding.

2. i’m sorry about my damn yahoo email address! i’ve had it for years - BEFORE gmail. i DO have gmail, but i haven’t wanted to switch quite yet. but you’ve got me thinking about taking the plunge.

xoxo

jesss last blog post..pardon our dust

Glad everything came out fine!

justmylifes last blog post..It was a long weekend…..

Whew! I am glad all is well. Holy zoinkies, anything questionable medically is always so scary.

*big sigh of relief* Good news!

Tonis last blog post..Snakes, Snails and Pony Tails

Fantastic news.

Take a picture.

Just kidding.

Nope.

Yes.

~JJ!s last blog post..How we fell in love….part one. Our First Trip.

Yikes. You have had it rough lately. And yes you do sound quite hot with your bruised whoha and leaky tata and tooting self!
So happy you are okay!

phew. glad it’s nothing.
Tate’s one lucky fella. :)
Hope you’re back to “normal” soon.

Kristins last blog post..Alice in Non-Dairyland

As a mom only 1 1/2 weeks past breast feeding, I thank you for preparing me for what may come.

SO glad you’re technically OK, even if you feel all gloopy.

That’s great news. Maybe leaky boobs will be the new black ;)
Jen Ms last blog post..How Long Before You’re Driven the the Brink?

I’m glad all your girly bits are okay. I was worried about them.

*Actually, I JUST found out about your boobies, but if I’d read that YESTERDAY, I WOULD have been worried about them. See how thoughtful I am?

So much for eating lunch while catching up on blog posts. ehem. ;)

I am so sorry I totally missed your last post, I had no idea! The one I miss, is like THE most important one where you could actually use some words I spew onto this keyboard. I am sorry I wasn’t there for you.

I am however very thankful it is nothing serious! I know I’d totally be freaked out and scared too. Glad your hoo hoo is doing well too.

Thinking of you..

Glad you’re okay and oh-so-super-sexy!

Amandas last blog post..The pointless pulmonology appointment

Thank god. You scared me you little tiny woman, you!

Hugs.,

Loralees last blog post..Texting: A love/hate relationship

Whew! A relief indeed!

And you’re hawt, leaky boobs and injured hoo ha be damned.

WMs last blog post..We have our first blog baby!

OMG Jennifer. You are falling apart. Somebody get the tape!!

Shannanb aka Mommy Bits]s last blog post..Doing the Pee Pee Dance!!

thank goodness.

Aimee Greeblemonkeys last blog post..Late to the License Plate Party, But Still Have Something To Say

I can only imagine how nervous you were! I’m so glad to hear that all the craziness that you’ve been dealing with is normal! Hugs!

Stacey @Real World Moms last blog post..Wacky Wednesday

sorry I’ve been MIA but so glad you’re FINE. also, rachel’s recipes always take me 55-65 minutes to make. what a rip.

Suss last blog post..A Bedtime Routine




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