My style of decorating tends to lean towards “Pottery Barn” or “Target,” and less “floral” or “old lady” or “kuntry.”
I also don’t care for “clashing” or “1987.”
Anyway, I think the photos of the decor in our temporary house can speak for themselves. If it gets to be too much for your eyes to handle, place a cold compress over the affected area and accept my deepest apologies. In the event that you like what you see, I’ll get you in touch with the decorator, Ethel. You have to call her before she goes out for dinner at 3 PM. She’s very easy to reach around 4 AM before her water aerobics class.
I know, WOW, right??!!??