1. These kids are driving me crazy.
3. I was getting ready to do that. (As in, do the dishes, wipe off the high chair, change a diaper…)
4. Oh I FORGOT to tell you {insert: anything to do with dinner out at a nice restaurant, golf, or invitations to coworkers to come to our house for dinner}.
5. Where is it? I don’t see it.
Gifts and pampering from my husband certainly help in keeping me from {insert: your choice of bodily harm} when he says stuff like this.
(To be fair, there are a few sentences that get me in trouble with Tate. Like, “I’m going to blog about this.”)
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Trenches of Mommyhood
Twitter: sarahviz
November 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm
What gets Hubby in trouble: When he yells my name (as if I’m a dog) from another room. I NEVER answer, even tho I ALWAYS hear him. I tell him over & over that he needs to COME TO ME if he needs/wants something! Grrrr.
Good gift: I’m loving the flavored lip balms on Vintage Body Spa – mmmmm….chocolate orange truffle.
Trenches of Mommyhood´s lastest post..Nature vs. Nurture
Miss
November 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I dont have a spouse!
But I used to hate going on and on and getting “wha?” in response. Does that count?
The Wake Up Sugar Scrub in Yuzu Mango looks like heaven. With that 20% off, I just might get some.
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flickrlovr
November 6, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Can I substitute my Dad since I’m not married yet? Haha.
It reaaaaalllly irks me when he sees me sitting, concentrating, with the laptop on my lap, clearly open, I’m typing away, and he just HAS to ask “Whatcha doin’?” And exactly in that way, too. The annoying, I-know-I-shouldn’t-be-asking-you-this-you-look-busy-but-heck-I’ll-do-it-anyway…I know he’s not trying to be annoying, but it’s really none of his business! Leave a lady to type, Father!
I think the Vanilla Latte Suga’ Lips Lip Balm looks pretty awesome…so does the Morning Mocha Body Polish (organic) looks yummy too. Lord knows my feetsies could use a good little scrubbin’.
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Megan
November 6, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“I don’t see it” is a big one at our house, but even bigger is “So I saw this motorcycle for sale on Craigslist…”
Megan´s lastest post..Time for change
Melizzard
November 6, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Anything that starts with
a) Did you remember….
or
b) Are you sure…
And I send in Black Hockey Jesus and Jackson on him with their Japanese Sword.
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Stassja
November 6, 2008 at 3:43 pm
The one my husband gets a major Look for is “But you LIKE doing it!”, usually in reference to dishes, laundry, clean up, cooking, diapers, or whatever other tedious menial task I can’t get him to do without threatening a pair of pliers to his pubes. Argh!
And the Mint Chocolate body scrub looks wonderous. I miss my sugar scrub!
Stassja´s lastest post..Just stop it, please.
jen
November 6, 2008 at 4:00 pm
hmmm.
my husband is an airline pilot. so it really peeves me when he calls and says, “i’m so bored. i just got here in my hotel room and i’m gonna go get dinner and then we don’t report until tomorrow afternoon. so i have nothing to do but work out and lay around.”
oh yeah.
all while i am busy chasing 2 kiddos AND working full time AND managing the house when he is gone 4/7 days.
but that neck wrap and a massage *might* make up for it.
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Laurel
November 6, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Stopping by to say hi from CommentLuv. But I do have to add this morning hubby was yelling at me for a change of $49.99 that showed up on the account. Of course I said I did not buy anything…when I arrived work (after a nice fight with him), he called to apologize that it was actually HIM!!! Ug.
Laurel´s lastest post..Comment Luv
Amy in Ohio
November 6, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Oh, it’s too hard to limit to just one, so I’ll give you my top two:
1) Jesus, is it that time of the month or something? (Please note that he is not asking Jesus this question)
2) Did you take your pill today?
These are often said during the same discussion/raging fight. It’s a wonder he’s still breathing, eh?
The item that looks good to me:
Suga’ Lips Lip Balm in Ginger Peach scent. (those little tins are too cute)
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Kgirl
November 6, 2008 at 4:48 pm
“Why didn’t you…. (fill in the blank with some household task)” when I’ve been up since 3am with the baby.
Lip Balm in Chocolate Orange Truffle!
Krista
Twitter: marriedlife
November 6, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Ooo, fun! I had to go look at what butter beans were… that would be my favorite product in yuzu mango scent! Just like bath bombs!
My husband gets in trouble when I ask him (for the 12th time) if he remembered to do “x” and he says “no”. Grrr! Because it’s usually something semi-important and time sensitive!
Krista´s lastest post..Arizona is HOT!
Gail
November 6, 2008 at 5:23 pm
When I was 6 months pregnant with my first, he said to me…
“Since you are going to have so much time on your hands while you are on maternity leave…”
He never got to finish the sentence.
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dana
November 6, 2008 at 8:50 pm
“well you should have reminded me” is what gets him in trouble. Because it is apparently my job to remember everything AND make sure HE remembers everything. But lip balms and body scrubs would make it all better.
Crystal
November 6, 2008 at 9:32 pm
My husband gets in trouble when he asks why I am tired, there is no dinner and the house is a mess. He then proceeds to tell me that I am home all day that don’t I have time? Considering I have 3 kids and watch at my home daycare about 24 kids a day-No I do not have time or the energy!
The Glamorous Life
November 6, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Here is the one that sets me off..
“Sure I can BABYsit the kids FOR YOU”
What? They are HIS kids!!!!
reeva
November 6, 2008 at 11:12 pm
‘are you wearing that?’
lol
Erin
November 6, 2008 at 11:37 pm
OK, well he’s not my husband, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t say stupid stuff! My favorite of all time has to be:
“Have you ever thought about getting your boobs done?”
Maybe…but you didn’t ever really expect to see them again did you?
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Kathy
November 7, 2008 at 12:02 am
“You never told me _______!” Oh YES I did! This comes up so often that I swear I am going to buy a tape recorder to keep on me 24/7.
The shea butter sounds great!
Carrie
November 7, 2008 at 9:01 am
Comments #1 and #2 usually set my blood boiling. But how about last night, when kid #3 was coughing in the middle of the night, and hubs WOKE ME UP and said, “Could you go get her a drink or something!” I was bleerily already on my way to the bathroom before the blood finally reached my brain.
Oh! Reminds me of another one from nursing days. Anytime the kid fusses for over a minute, “Could you go nurse her or something!”
I demand the shea butter, too. Or maybe the massage oil–with a massage, of course. For as long as *I* want it!
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November 7, 2008 at 9:04 am
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Courtney @ Mommie Blogs
November 7, 2008 at 11:42 am
Anything with shea butter is awesome. I like under the fair trade section the shea butter pump lotion!
as for my husband – “the baby is crying”, especially if said in the middle of the night. um, hello – go get him!
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rachel b.
November 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I don’t have any good line from my husband I just wanted to say how fun and funny it was to read all of your hubbsters lines. Oh…and if anyone needs any arse kicking backup let me know…especially for Laurel and Reeva
rachel b.´s lastest post..where did I go wrong?
The Farmers Wife
November 7, 2008 at 3:35 pm
“WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER!!?” and “I’ll see ya, later”. The latter of the two is not so bad except when he does it 10 minutes before I have to pick up the oldest two from school, which means I have to drag the younger two along. Which also wouldn’t be so bad if I had a car! But walking with the two little ones and dealing with ALL the school aged kids too. Geesh!
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The Farmers Wife
November 7, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Oh and any pampering item is always good with me, especially if I can find the quiet time to use it.
The Farmers Wife´s lastest post..Public Service Annnouncement
Wisconsin Mommy
November 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
“I’ll be waiting in the car” Because him sitting in the car makes me move sooooo much faster – ugh.
Some mocha body scrub might save his car-sitting tushie.
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Toni
November 7, 2008 at 5:33 pm
So…what’d you do ALL day?
Toni´s lastest post..Hay!
Dore
November 7, 2008 at 6:55 pm
He gets in trouble when he says… Baby, where is my ___________ (insert any item in here that is not my responsibility to know the whereabouts of).
the giveaway sounds great! I am a lotion FANATIC!!!
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