The contents of my purse. The stolen post.

I’ve stolen the idea for this post from Ali.  I’m hoping that the extradition to Canada to face her wrath will be too complicated and she’ll forgo prosecution.

So now that we’ve gotten the fact that I’m a thief out of the way, I’d like to show you the contents of my purse.  You’ll be pleased to know that none of the contents of my purse were stolen.

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C.O. Bigelow Lemon Hand Treatment (LOVE!), 2 tubes of C.O. Bigelow Mentha Lip Tint (I’ve already talked about my love of these), 2 tubes of Lip Smackers (flashback:  1987), 3 packages of peanut butter crackers, a USB cord, 100 calorie pack of Lorna Doone cookies (they’re FOR THE KIDS!), my name tag from Blissdom ’08, small bottle of 50 SPF Coppertone, Jessie Baylin CD  (LOVE her!), trash, crumbs (not pictured), my cell phone, a maxi pad, an old grocery list, 3 coupons that are worthless, Skip Hop diaper caddy, my wallet, {***GIFT CERTIFICATE TO BUILD A BEAR!!!!!!****}, USB flash drive, baby nail clippers, 1 Germ-X hand wipe, 2 Dentabursts, a going away card from her, All About Trains DVD (what?  don’t you carry DVDs in your purse?), my business cards, the formula from Aveda to color my hair, a juice box, a box of raisins, spare contact case, contact lens solution.

One of these items is today’s Reader Appreciation Giveaway…

Can you guess which one??  I mean, it’s not {***OBVIOUS***} or anything.

Well just in case you need a little help…here’s one more HINT.

Build a Bear Workshop

Have you all seen their new Christmas Moose (or is it Meese?)…Holly and Hal? SO cute.

To enter to win the $25 gift certificate to Build a Bear Workshop, leave a comment telling me whether your purse is as random as mine!

Comments will close at 7 AM, EST, November, 19, 2008.

Don’t forget you can still enter the nonny & boo $50 gift certificate giveaway until tomorrow morning! Who new that the timing of this giveaway would be so perfect in the light of the Motrin ad fiasco and babywearing mamas….

This contest is over, comments closed!!  Thanks for playing!!

95 Responses to The contents of my purse. The stolen post.
  1. katie
    November 17, 2008 | 1:22 pm

    my purse isn’t so bad but I also carry a diper bag.

  2. The Mrs.
    November 17, 2008 | 1:42 pm

    I do not tend to have food in my purse. If someone gives me something and I don’t have any other place to put it, it will go in my purse and tends to stay there until I realize I have way too much stuff in my purse. I have lots of random papers, receipts, coupons in there. Speaking of which, it’s probably about time I clean out my purse again!

  3. wright
    November 17, 2008 | 1:44 pm

    I have a HUGE diaper bag that I lug around and there is all manner of crap inside. The worst things are the half eat treats that I have forgotten about!

    wright´s lastest post..Rut

  4. lceel
    November 17, 2008 | 1:45 pm

    I have more drek in my MANBAG than you can shake a stick at – but you have way more ‘different’ stuff than I do.

    lceel´s lastest post..Last Minute Shiz

  5. Jennie
    November 17, 2008 | 2:02 pm

    My purse is pretty much essentials- if you don’t count the 500 coupons and receipts that I KNOW I need!

    Jennie´s lastest post..Bye, bye dishwasher!

  6. tuesday
    November 17, 2008 | 2:22 pm

    yes, my purse is just as random. I want to get a bigger purse, but then I know I will just fill it with more crap!

    tuesday´s lastest post..I Love My Visitors

  7. Melani
    November 17, 2008 | 2:26 pm

    i have an itty bitty purse that would never hold all that…commenting b/c my daughter LOVES build a bear! :)

  8. Mags
    November 17, 2008 | 3:19 pm

    My purse is normally random, but I just cleaned it out this weekend. Give me a day or two to get back to “normal.”

    Mags´s lastest post..Transported back….to high school!!!

  9. Texan Mama
    November 17, 2008 | 3:34 pm

    If I win that gift card, I will love you and my kids will love you more!!

    No, my purse isn’t so random. I try to keep a small purse so that I force myself to not load it up. I can basically carry a wallet, checkbook, sunglasses, keys, and a lipstick. That’s about all that fits in there. It works for me!

    Texan Mama´s lastest post..Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

  10. mep
    November 17, 2008 | 3:46 pm

    I found a hard-as-a-rock chicken nugget in my purse yesterday. Proud moment.

    My son really wants to build a bear!!!!

    mep´s lastest post..Talk Amongst Yourselves

  11. Alison
    November 17, 2008 | 4:03 pm

    Can I tell you a secret?
    I’ve always wanted to build my own bear, but they didn’t have these (or I didn’t know about them) when I was a kid.
    *blush* I’d totally use that on myself…
    What, just me?

    Alison´s lastest post..Dear BBC,

  12. Maddie
    November 17, 2008 | 4:16 pm

    Does “random” mean rice krispies, a mouse (the computer kind), chewed gum, a pine cone, and binoculars (don’t ask)?

    Maddie´s lastest post..Gay “Enemy List”

  13. Spookygirl
    November 17, 2008 | 5:00 pm

    I don’t actually carry a purse on a regular basis, but I do find interesting things in my pockets at the end of the day. Last night I had three mints from IHOP, a Burts Bees lip balm, two receipts from Target, one receipt from Michaels, and a size H crochet hook in my back pocket with my wallet ;)

    Spookygirl´s lastest post..Search Terms that find my blog ;)

  14. Angella
    November 17, 2008 | 5:05 pm

    We don;t have a build-a-bear anywhere close, but I just had to say that I am not as brave as you – I’m too skeered to post a photo of my purse contents ;)

    Angella´s lastest post..Veggie Supreme

  15. Drama Queen
    November 17, 2008 | 5:24 pm

    I have so much more crap in my purse than that. Add in a pacifier, a pair of dora panties and hair pretties and we can compare. LOL.

    Drama Queen´s lastest post..Wordless Wednesday: I Love My Cousin

  16. Shelly
    November 17, 2008 | 6:09 pm

    We just built that Moose this afternoon at BAB. He is adorable, I must say. (It was the grandparents’ doing, not mine.)

    Shelly´s lastest post..Rambling

  17. Paunchiness
    November 17, 2008 | 6:16 pm

    Great idea for a post. Maybe I’ll show everyone what I carry around with me in my man purse over on my blog.

    You’ve got a lot of interesting stuff in there.

    Paunchiness´s lastest post..Vitamin C and Weight Loss

  18. Cathy
    November 17, 2008 | 6:34 pm

    I’m really hoping you don’t also need to carry a diaper bag when you run out places!

    Cathy´s lastest post..Happy Monday!

  19. Bridge
    November 17, 2008 | 7:22 pm

    I totally need to go through my purse before I even think about doing this post.

    Tampons… check.
    Expired useless coupons… check.
    Old grocery list… check.
    Chapstick… um, can’t find it in all this crap.

    Yeah, my purse is pretty much random. I am just hoping that some of these guys actually do show us what is in their MAN PURSES. That would be fun.

    Bridge´s lastest post..DING DING DING we have a winner!

  20. MadWomanMeg
    November 17, 2008 | 7:38 pm

    Sadly my purse is rather random. Make up that I don’t wear, inhalers for my kid, tampons, food, books, Canadian Tire money (more than the real money I should have in my wallet)……it’s all there and more.
    I really need to carry the tiniest purse ever…but right now I have the black hole of bags.

    MadWomanMeg´s lastest post..Foto Friday – Giveaway!

  21. dana
    November 17, 2008 | 8:09 pm

    Mine isn’t quite so random, but it is always full of math stuff…graphing calculator, pencils, angle ruler, etc.

    dana´s lastest post..Playdate with Riley

  22. tracey
    November 17, 2008 | 8:25 pm

    My purse IS quite random, but very small so I have only 1/4 of the crap, er, TREASURES, you have…

  23. designhermomma
    November 17, 2008 | 8:45 pm

    ok, now show us the size of that purse. Because it’s obvious you’re not carrying around a clutch my friend.

    my purse is pretty random…typically filled with cherrios, tape measures, tampons and lipstick.

    designhermomma´s lastest post..How NOT to get people to buy your product

  24. Carrie
    November 17, 2008 | 9:42 pm

    I am all for keeping those important items (like lip balm) with me at all times too – you can never have too many things in your purse! :)

    Carrie´s lastest post..How to Grow a Sandwich

  25. Lee the MWOB Queen
    November 17, 2008 | 10:34 pm

    You win for randomness. I usually have about three old grocery lists in my purse.
    And right now the most random thing in there is a half-eaten box of raisins. From I’m not sure when…

    Lee the MWOB Queen´s lastest post..Where are all of the distraught pregnant women??

  26. Jennifer A
    November 17, 2008 | 10:51 pm

    oh, man. mine has a Barbie doll and a train whistle in it. Along with everything that should be in a purse.

    Jennifer A´s lastest post..Is it bad I’m thinking about a printer?

  27. Rachael
    November 17, 2008 | 11:08 pm

    I sort of stopped carrying a purse most of the time when my son was born b/c I’d just shove crap in the diaper bag. Now, it’s just necessities – cards, license, gum, keys, pens, cell phone, and sometimes a paperback book.

    Rachael´s lastest post..An Amazing Life in Descent

  28. Bridget Shaughnessy
    November 18, 2008 | 12:00 am

    No purse. But my diaper bag REEKS. Isn’t that worse than being messy?

  29. Krista
    November 18, 2008 | 12:32 am

    Hmmm, nope, not quite as random as yours! Then again… I have to clean it out so that I have room for the 2 cloth diapers, sippy cup, bib, and diaper case that all go in when I don’t want to haul a diaper bag along!

    Krista´s lastest post..Blog Party News

  30. UrbanVox
    November 18, 2008 | 6:11 am

    hey that’s not fair!!
    I don;t carry a purse!!! :P

    But I usually carry a rucksack!!
    The content varies…

    But usually they are: Laptop, Camera, USB cables and storage devices… diary, notpad, pens (LOADS when Vic doesn’t steal them), gum, energy/cereal bars, a bottle of whater, my glasses, sun glasses… ummm what else? :)

    UrbanVox´s lastest post..Monday morning, shut the door baby don’t say a word!

  31. Miss Missie and Her Chocolate Martini
    November 18, 2008 | 8:16 am

    I am the worst purse content hauler-arounder until you NEED something random that I actually carry in my purse. You need some hydrogen peroxide? How about some Reeses Pieces? Or some cat treats? Yeah – I’ve found all those in my purse at one time or another. And those are the things I can mention!

    I buy bigger purses with the ‘what if’ in mind that I just might need to carry such and such with me, just in case.

    I need help. :)

    Miss Missie and Her Chocolate Martini´s lastest post..It’s All Fun and Games Until the Cat Starts Sharting

  32. Sarah
    November 18, 2008 | 9:14 am

    Oh, build-a-bear!! Me likey!!

    And no…my purse isn’t that random. It’s mostly pens, a checkbook and wallet…

  33. Carrie
    November 18, 2008 | 9:23 am

    Your purse is definitely more random then mine. I hate to carry a purse and usually just make sure it has my wallet, keys, and cell phone. But yes, random bits do accumulate in there–crayons from restaurants, pens I’ve stolen from the many places I’ve been (are ya missing one–I’ve probably got it!), and hair clips.

    And guess what? In the winter I usually don’t carry a purse at all. The wallet, keys, and cell phone all fit in my coat pockets along with my gloves and chapstick. And the random bits? I’ve got PLEANTY of pocket room for those, too!

    Carrie´s lastest post..A Pretty Good Birthday

  34. Carrie
    November 18, 2008 | 9:24 am

    Your purse is definitely more random then mine. I hate to carry a purse and usually just make sure it has my wallet, keys, and cell phone. But yes, random bits do accumulate in there–crayons from restaurants, pens I’ve stolen from the many places I’ve been (are ya missing one–I’ve probably got it!), and hair clips.

    And guess what? In the winter I usually don’t carry a purse at all. The wallet, keys, and cell phone all fit in my coat pockets along with my gloves and chapstick. And the random bits? I’ve got PLENTY of pocket room for those, too!

    Carrie´s lastest post..A Pretty Good Birthday

  35. Jackie
    November 18, 2008 | 9:34 am

    I’m constantly trying to clear my purse out of all the random crap but withing two days of cleaning it it’s a mess again! Why do I even bother?!

  36. Kgirl
    November 18, 2008 | 11:51 am

    Not only are the contents random, they are multiplying! Ack!

  37. Rachel
    November 18, 2008 | 12:15 pm

    It is amazing the crap we have in our purses when we become moms. Amazing.

  38. Colleen - Mommy Always Wins
    November 18, 2008 | 12:37 pm

    Most definitely as random, if not more so. At least you don’t have any socks in your purse…

    Colleen – Mommy Always Wins´s lastest post..Cream or sugar?

  39. carma
    November 18, 2008 | 3:11 pm

    Mine is not quite that random. Always lots of handiwipes on hand though..

  40. abunslife
    November 18, 2008 | 5:29 pm

    Your purse must be much bigger than mine! I pretty much just have my wallet, cell phone, 2-3 tubes of lipstick/burt’s bees chapstick, EpiPen, and migraine meds.

    abunslife´s lastest post..Here Piggy Piggy

  41. witchypoo
    November 18, 2008 | 5:39 pm

    I’m askeered of your purse.

    witchypoo´s lastest post..Skinny Bitch Gets Dumped

  42. Binks
    November 18, 2008 | 5:52 pm

    Mine is totally random with an emphasis on receipts and loose change on the bottom.
    I rarely get to my cell phone in time because of all the crap.

    Binks´s lastest post..Busy,Busy, Busy

  43. patois
    November 18, 2008 | 8:00 pm

    My purse is so not random. In fact, it’s really just a little backpack thingie from The North Face that I pinched off one of the kids. Of course, my kids aren’t small so I’m no longer their sherpa.

    patois´s lastest post..Haiku: Courage

  44. flickrlovr
    November 18, 2008 | 10:55 pm

    Lady, you haven’t seen random yet!
    Take a gander inside MY purse-haha.
    At the moment, I don’t even carry a purse, but when I do, it’s got my phone, Band-Aids, DVDs (yeah, me too, and not for the kids), phone/address book, gum (when I’m lucky), toothbrush/toothpaste (when I’m not), business/doctor’s cards, lip gloss AND lip balm (depending on the mood), snacks, random change jingling around, and occasionally, a dollar bill, my wallet (which, ironically, usually doesn’t have much $ in it-it’s all on the card)…oh, I could go on for days. Fun idea for a post-it’s always hilarious to see what’s hiding in people’s purses!

    flickrlovr´s lastest post..Concert Mania

  45. Erica
    November 18, 2008 | 11:52 pm

    My purse is too small to be so random. ;-)

    Erica´s lastest post..Heads or Tails Tuesday: Great Pumpkin Carving