I am not the dress wearing type. Ever since I sprouted hips and the accompanying saddlebags superglued to my legs, I just never thought I had the body for a dress.
Then I saw OHmommy in a dress, she who LOVES to dress up and has great fashion sense. I was inspired by her gospel to get thy own self to the mall and shop. Amen! Praise OHmommy!
And to thy mall I went. And shopped. And bought not one, but two dresses! Alleluia!
(Secretly I hoped that my legs would suddenly transform into OHmommy’s nice looking legs in my dresses inspired by her, but alas, my legs are the same knobby kneed legs as before.)
I think I still look good enough to take out in public, despite the sourpuss face in the second picture. Maybe I could wear these to a cocktail party, or possibly even on a much needed date with my husband.
(Tate did mention something about leaving just the boots on [redacted].)












Skirts and dresses are the BEST. Especially if you’re pear-shaped/have a little extra in the thigh, comparatively speaking. And I’m speaking about myself, of course.
You ROCK these, babe.
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Hawt.
I love them!! Esp the first, with the tights and boots! I am so envious of your bravery! I am not that type either but really think that is a HOT look, and you are rockin it!
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I’m generally not a huge dress fan either…but sometimes you find just the right one and well you know it’s like magic.
Love the 2nd one especially!
You look fab. I especially love the dress/necklace combo in the second picture.
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You look fantastic! OHMommy is going to inspire us all to give the economy a boost through retail therapy!
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Firstly and most importantly there’s not a single thing wrong with your legs. Secondly, you look great in dresses! I like the second one best.
You look great (sour puss face included)! Where did you get the first dress? I love turtle necks and really like that one!!
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@abunslife I got the first dress at a little boutique called Francesca on clearance for $28…I don’t think it’s a name brand.
You look AMAZING. Seriously.
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I love the top pic of you in purple. Over-the-calf-boots are HAWT with knee length shirt/dress/
Don’t worry about those legs – you look FAB.
BTW – I come over from Barefootfoodie.
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Love them! I am now on a mission to find something like that first dress. And boots. Cute boots have been on my list for years.
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The boots are hot.
I hate dresses. Hose and tights are a creation of the devil to distract women from God’s messages while in church. Or something like that.
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That’s Hot!
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Love love the dresses. I also coveted Classy Mommy’s new cute dress.
I love the boots and tights, too. Oh and the necklaces are very cool.
p.s. Love your new profile photo. See? Yer HAWT!
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I love those dresses…. and i love the jewerly that matches them!
I miss you a ton… and it might be a little stalkery but I do read your blog everday! So i kinda know what is going on in your life… but I hope you are doing well… And I think you and “Tate” should go out on a date!!
Peace and Love
Great outfits! I am looking for a new outfit to wear to Vegas….I just surprised my hubby with a trip.
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I love the look of the first dress. It looks great on you, especially with the boots!
Umm…those are some seriously cute dresses lady!
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I rarely wear pants. Seriously. I live in Minneapolis, but wearing pants is so restrictive. On really cold days, I’ll wear tights and leg warmers with my dresses because pants are so yucky!! Long-sleeve dresses are hard to find, so when I find them, I scoop them right up!! Very cute!!
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You look awesome… and totally have a body for dresses! Way to de-mommify the wardrobe!
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I kinda feel like I want to goose you when I see you! Hot, sexy you!
They look great!
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Love the purple one…you are one hot mama…..Tate better watch out!
I would give my eye teeth for those knobby knees of yours.
You look fab girl!!!
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You look great! I’m so inspired by you and OHmommy I might have to find myself a dress… the hubby will thank you guys!
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i love the top one, you look like you are ready to party. i have not worn a dress in….maybe 2 years ???
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You look gorgeous!
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You look great! Why the avoidance? Dresses are awesome; especially wrap dresses, which flatter practically any figure. They are adjustable (for monthly weight fluctuations) and can draw the attention away from the thighs and middle and to the girls – ha! And for those who hate hose or tights … try thigh highs. Oh yah … that will get your partner’s attention.
my problem is not the owning of dresses — it’s the NOT owning of a proper pair of boots. sigh.
Your dresses look great! wahoo!
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Cute, cute, cute!!
That would be exactly what my husband would say.
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I love those dresses. I have a very large pear-shaped body and fluted skirts work best for my shape.
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I own exactly ONE dress and two skirts.
You’re all fancy! Excellent choices…and I love those boots!
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I used to avoid dresses, and then I realized they are the most versatile things I own. Dress ‘em up or down with belts, necklaces, shoes, you name it. You’ll love ‘em.
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I kinda of want to call you on the phone… to let you know how great you look.
Would that be stalkerish?
YOU look awesome. What did the husband say?
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you look hawtttt. Especially the boots and tights. I am jealous. And I want the dress.
Rock it, Girl! You look great!
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Oooh nice dresses.
I bought 2 last April for a dinner I went to and they have become my favorite pieces.
In fact they also became a part of my new years resolution.
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I love the first one – may have to try and find something similar. Just don’t wear it on my side of the world, ok.
I think you look fabulous! Where’d you get the top one? I want one now!!!
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What a fine lookin’ woman you are, all duded-up.
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OHG…I not only discovered a new blog, but someone that dresses like ME! LOVE the outfit…with the boots particularly! You go girl (on that date with your hubby..)
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I love the first dress with the boots! I love dresses…I think they do wonders for my big thighs!
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i look horrific in dresses.
but i bought one last week..and dared to wear it today! gah!
Dude you look amazing in those dresses!! LOVE them! I also love how you have the necklaces with them…that is my problem, I have no clue how to accessorize.
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Cute! They are both so cute – and LOVE the necklaces!
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Cute, cute! Dresses add instant style – you look great.
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I don’t know what you’re complaining about — from where I sit, you are one FINE lookin’ woman. Day-um Fine lookin’ woman.
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