No children were harmed in the making of this post

The dress!
I sewed my very first dress for Ella.  Judging by her reaction, I’m guessing she doesn’t like it.

I kept trying to assure her that I did not sew any fire ants into the seams.

The dress!

Anyway, I’m pretty proud of my hand-sewn dress.  Other than the required apron I made in 8th grade and my recent curtains, this was my very first thing to sew from a pattern. My 8th grade Home-Ec teacher would also be very proud that I’m putting my skills to use. (Though, on a completely unrelated note, I have never fully forgiven her for cutting me in the first round of 7th grade cheerleading tryouts. Well, maybe it’s not completely unrelated. I mean, I haven’t used my sewing “talent” in all these years. It’s probably all because of my 8th grade Home-Ec teacher.)

The dress!

Sure the pattern said EASY!, and maybe it would be easy for an experienced seamstress, but for me, a novice, it wasn’t easy.  There were buttonholes!  And interfacing.  I didn’t even know what interfacing was until I googled it.

The dress!

I even made a few alterations to the pattern.  It called for appliques.  Appliques!  Ugh!  I know!  That word “applique” is just awful!  Also, I’m just plain old fundamentally opposed to appliques themselves.   An executive decision was made that I didn’t have to put the appliques on the dress.  That was modification one.

The other modification was the lovely ribbon accent I added to the bottom hem.

The dress!

Now I just have to learn how to make jon-jons for Carson. HA! Ha, ha, ha!! Oh man, hoo boy! I crack myself up.

72 Responses to No children were harmed in the making of this post
  1. HellTygr
    April 21, 2009 | 1:18 am

    Great job on the dress! I keep trying the whole sewing thing, it turns out I have all the seamstressical coordination of an epileptic squirrel.
    And I’m sorry, is it wrong of me to love love love that picture of your little girl? ‘Cuz I do.

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  2. Carrie
    April 21, 2009 | 1:38 am

    What a cute dress! I’m very impressed. And love the photos of your daughter’s reaction. Too funny!

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  3. Dory
    April 21, 2009 | 2:55 am

    WOWZA! I am so impressed! That is absolutely adorable! Yay, you!

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  4. Pia
    April 21, 2009 | 3:39 am

    oh wow! you made it? so cool! sewing is somewhere on my to-do/want-to-do list… where it is on the list, I’ve yet to determine! awesome job! ;)

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  5. VHMPrincess
    April 21, 2009 | 7:04 am

    That is adorable! what pattern is it? I’ve been looking for a simple dress to try and haven’t found anything I was SURE was easy?

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  6. Cathy
    April 21, 2009 | 7:17 am

    Wow! I want a little girl so I can sew her a cute dress like that.
    Adorable!

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  7. Fairly Odd Mother
    April 21, 2009 | 7:44 am

    I can barely sew on a button (badly) so I am beyond impressed! That is such a cute dress and the ribbon accent looks SOOOO hard to do (unless the ribbon comes all folded up like that—you don’t have to tell me).

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  8. Jen L.
    April 21, 2009 | 7:58 am

    That is precious! The sewing gene skipped me. My grandma is a professional seamstress. She made every single baby blanket we own and they are gorgeous. I can do a little hemming and button-sewing, but that’s about it. I hope Ella decides she likes her new dress…it’s too cute!!

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  9. Burgh Baby
    April 21, 2009 | 8:04 am

    There you go making the rest of us look bad. Again. ;-)

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  10. Jean M.
    April 21, 2009 | 8:05 am

    I made boxer shorts in home ec it was not one of my more finer pieces of work.
    Love this little dress! It’s no fun to sew for boys, as much I want to sew again.

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  11. lceel
    April 21, 2009 | 8:11 am

    That first picture .. I just want to pick her up and give her a HUG. I can see what’s going to happen when my sons start giving me grandkids.

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  12. NGS
    April 21, 2009 | 8:27 am

    That’s lovely!! You should be proud of yourself.

    I want one of those dresses in my size. Can you give the girl the hookup?

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  13. Jenna
    April 21, 2009 | 8:30 am

    OMG! I just made the exact same dress for my 3 year old! I, too, am a novice seamstress (I typed “sewer” first) and couldn’t figure out MANY things on the pattern. Yours looks lovely (way better than mine!). I LOVE the ribbon on the bottom. I said FU to the appliques as well but added patch pockets b/c my babe LOVES her pockets. TOO FUNNY. Here’s my post with pics (albeit dark and hard to see!). http://cluelessbuthopeful.blogspot.com/2009/04/happy-sort-of-birthday.html

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  14. Moriah @ Please Pass the Salt
    April 21, 2009 | 8:35 am

    Jennifer-

    This post made me LAUGH because about a year ago I made pillowcase dresses for my girls (if you want to see what I mean, you can go to my blog’s searchbox and put in ‘pillowcase’ and the posts should pop up) and Madeline had the EXACT SAME REACTION when I tried to get her to try it on/model it for me. You would have thought fire ants indeed. LOL.

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  15. Moriah @ Please Pass the Salt
    April 21, 2009 | 8:35 am

    Oh, and I also meant to say that dress is DARLING.

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  16. Shelly
    April 21, 2009 | 8:47 am

    OMG, you are a total rock star and I bow before you.

    & if Ella doesn’t want to wear it, I will.

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  17. Beth
    April 21, 2009 | 8:49 am

    Adorable!! Love the pattern. My sister just bought the same kind of dress off etsy! This is sooo cute!!

  18. amy
    April 21, 2009 | 9:01 am

    That is adorable!!! I love the trim.

    She looks like you used her as a pin cushion. Good title!

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  19. Sarah
    April 21, 2009 | 9:06 am

    Congrats on your first foray into sewing for your little girl! Beware…it gets VERY addictive! I spent too much money on fabric this past week at JoAnn’s for a bunch of new outfits for the girls!

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  20. Michelle Smiles
    April 21, 2009 | 9:16 am

    Impressive! I haven’t sewed since home ec…although my husband is such a gadget guy that when I drag him to a craft store, he thinks the sewing machines are cool because of all of the things they do. I have so far been able to convince him that they are only useful for people who actually sew.

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  21. Heather, Queen of Shake Shake
    April 21, 2009 | 9:18 am

    If you sew me a dress, I promise not to cry.

  22. Maggie
    April 21, 2009 | 9:28 am

    Beautiful dress!!! I’m very impressed.

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  23. Texan Mama
    April 21, 2009 | 9:47 am

    Okay first of all, OMG WHERE ARE ELLA’S TEETH? I have never seen a child with two front teeth, and two molars. But she’s darned cute.

    And that dress is very cute too. My first dress had buttonholes too, but I was not brave enough to tackle them, so I just sewed the buttons permanently in place.

    Now, just keep going! Before you know it you’ll be making Ella’s prom dress!

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  24. Kelli
    April 21, 2009 | 10:14 am

    Too cute!! Also, impressive for a beginner…I know better than to even try. Plus, I only have a dog and I don’t think she would appreciate a dress. Too bad.

  25. mep
    April 21, 2009 | 10:17 am

    Oh go on with your bad self. That dress is so stinking cute!!!!

    Your post is motivating me to at least figure out how to thread (is that even the right word) my sewing machine and sew some pillow covers I’ve been thinking about for four years. Thanks!

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  26. Mrs Soup
    April 21, 2009 | 10:25 am

    Beautiful dress! Especially for a newbie!

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  27. Bridge
    April 21, 2009 | 10:35 am

    OMG… that is sooooo adorable. My daughter would love it. She would even notice the cute ribbon on the bottom. Then again… she is the girliest girly girl ever.

  28. Miss
    April 21, 2009 | 10:51 am

    Seriously? That is freaking adorable! Even if she hates it. Damn kids.

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  29. the farmers wife
    April 21, 2009 | 11:14 am

    You did a very nice job. It turned out super cute!

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  30. kaitlynsage
    April 21, 2009 | 11:37 am

    Oh my gosh she’s just the cutest thing in the whole wide world.

    I *love* that picture. Magnificent!

    And the dress is ha-dor-ab-le.

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  31. Shannon
    April 21, 2009 | 11:38 am

    That is adorable! I love the trim at the bottom!

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  32. MommyNamedApril
    April 21, 2009 | 12:06 pm

    this is fantastic!!! i love the detail at the bottom :-D GORGEOUS!

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  33. Kat
    April 21, 2009 | 12:35 pm

    Seriously??? You made that? It is SO CUTE! I love it! Why can’t I do something useful like that???

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  34. gina
    April 21, 2009 | 12:39 pm

    ohmygod, that is SO MY KID.

    also: wow. i guess i thought dresses like that were made by machines. cute!

  35. Karly
    April 21, 2009 | 12:57 pm

    I have never sewed anything ever, but that dress is so cute I think I might have to try. You didn’t even use a sewing machine?

  36. Amy in OHio
    April 21, 2009 | 1:18 pm

    That is adorable. Send it to P if Ella won’t be swayed.

    I see an Etsy store on the horizon!

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  37. Michelle
    April 21, 2009 | 1:28 pm

    I love it! Sewing is one of the things I would love to learn how to do!

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  38. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:38 pm

    VHMPrincess, The pattern is from Newlook, Bin 98 (I don’t know if that part is important) #6576. I bought Size A (NB-L).

  39. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:39 pm

    Fairly Odd Mother, The ribbon came like that. All I had to do was sew it on!

  40. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:40 pm

    Moriah, I’ve been looking for a pattern for a pillowcase dress because Ella is so tiny, a real pillowcase would never work!

  41. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:43 pm

    Texan Mama, Ella’s teeth are just taking their sweet time. she did finally get her front teeth in the past month or so. Thank goodness her vampire look is gone!

  42. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:44 pm

    mep, I never can remember how to thread my machine. I have to read the instruction manual every time!

  43. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:46 pm

    Karly, Well you have to take my description of “hand sewn” to mean I used my hands to push the fabric through a sewing machine.

    It really wasn’t that hard. I had to read the instructions that came with the pattern about 50 times, but eventually I figured it out!

  44. Jennifer
    April 21, 2009 | 1:48 pm

    Jenna, I got your comments! My spam folder eats comments sometimes!

  45. Susan
    April 21, 2009 | 2:00 pm

    It’s adorable! But Ella was sooooo not into it.

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  46. mpotter
    April 21, 2009 | 2:58 pm

    what an adorable dress!
    i’d love to know you in person and hit you up for that hand-me-down!

    since i don’t make my own baby food, i’m guessing i won’t be sewing little bean any dresses… but i’ll ogle yours from afar!

    great job.

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  47. Jamie
    April 21, 2009 | 3:55 pm

    I think the dress is adorable and that photo? Is PRICELESS? ha ha ha ;)

  48. WM
    April 21, 2009 | 4:17 pm

    I’m most impressed. Go on with your bad self!

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  49. Mary @ Giving Up On Perfect
    April 21, 2009 | 4:21 pm

    1. I don’t sew. And I’m the only woman in my family to not sew. It’s a sad story.

    2. Oh my goodness, that dress is adorable!!! It almost makes me want to sew.

    3. I said “almost.”

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  50. Domestic Extraordinaire
    April 21, 2009 | 4:58 pm

    When I saw these photos on your flickr stream I was wondering if you made it. You did a fab. job!!

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