You know all those kids who are way too old to be trick or treating that come to your door? They just stand there holding their pillowcase open, reeking of Sense of Entitlement, without even saying trick or treat? Yeah. THOSE kids.
I gave them all the crap candy we didn’t eat from Halloween three two last years ago.
Well, actually it didn’t exactly play out that way seeing as we had a total of seven trick or treaters. Thanks stupid rain. But! If we had had any of those annoying teens, I so would have given them the stale Whoppers and rock hard Tootsie Rolls, teaching the ill-mannered youth of today a valuable lesson.
On the bright side, that candy will be really ready to give out next year.