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I am an adolescent

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{snicker} Kum & Go. Seriously. Could there be a more ridiculous name for a gas station? The answer to that question is, “I think not.”

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We were watching an episode of the Duggar’s show, 17 or 18 Kids and Counting on TLC. (I really love this show, but I forget how many they have, can you blame me?!)

During commercial break, the first ad was for the Nuva Ring.

{hee, hee!}

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While visiting my family this weekend, my brother and his wife stayed at a hotel. Snickering, my brother told me that there was a sign where you put your key card in that said, “Pull out slowly.”

{HA!}

He’s obviously not a blogger or he’d have taken a picture. I blame him for ruining this blog post.

27 Comments


  1. Marylin

    November 29, 2009 at 8:19 am

    LOL! Thanks for the giggle!
    Also, your brother fails at blogging >_< hehe
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  2. Tara R.

    November 29, 2009 at 8:39 am

    I’m an adolescent too. I think I actually snorted laughing so hard.
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  3. C @ Kid Things

    November 29, 2009 at 9:29 am

    I thought the very same thing the first time I saw a Kum & Go. And maybe laughed. And I might still find it funny.
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  4. Heidi

    November 29, 2009 at 9:33 am

    I thought I was the ONLY person that laughed at the Kum and Go. I knew we were friends for a reason!
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  5. The Other Dawn

    November 29, 2009 at 9:44 am

    We had Kum & Go where I went to college– we called it “Ejaculate and Evacuate.”




  6. Shelly

    November 29, 2009 at 11:38 am

    We had a Kum & Go in the town I grew up in. It was the butt of many, many jokes. I don’t get why someone would name a store with that purposeful spelling.
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  7. Mommy of Wonder Twins

    November 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Ha, ha! We don’t have K & G around my necks o’ the woods. However, we do have Dick’s Sporting Goods … which I find quite assuming.



  8. Mommy of Wonder Twins

    November 29, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    … ooops! I meant amusing (not assuming)! I can’t function w/o my caffeine =-) .



  9. Jamie

    November 29, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Ha! I snort at the name Kumon…which is a tutoring center for kids here. Seriously…who things of THESE NAMES?



  10. Regina

    November 29, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Here’s one for you:
    Loaf -n- Jug… another great gas station name. Are they a sister station to the Kum & Go? :)



  11. the planet of janet

    November 29, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    bwahahahahahaa….

    yeah, i’m totally a 12-year-old boy.
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  12. Tiffany

    November 29, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Aren’t we all adolescents when it comes to our dirty minds? There was a place in IL named ASH WIPE chimney sweep… I had to laugh everytime we passed it!
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  13. Heather-Domestic Extraordinaire

    November 29, 2009 at 6:17 pm

    bad, just bad. LOL
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  14. Jen

    November 29, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Back when my husband and I were dating there was a gas station between our apartments that was called Pump n’ Munch. Driving past it was almost like foreplay.
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  15. mep

    November 29, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    I’m adolescent enough to find everything you shared funny.

    “Pull out slowly” is my favorite though.

    How about Between the Buns as the actual name of a sports bar I’ve visited? Just wrong.
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  16. Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings

    November 30, 2009 at 7:50 am

    Truly he is not a blogger and truly you are…well…a bit juvenile! :-)
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  17. Ashlie- Mommycosm

    November 30, 2009 at 8:03 am

    LOL – we don’t have those around here! Too funny.
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  18. Michelle

    November 30, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    LOL! Thanks for the laugh!



  19. Jennifer

    November 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Dawn, Ejaculate and Evacuate! That. Is. Brilliant.



  20. Jennifer

    November 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    feefifoto, Ah, yes, the good ol’ In and Out. Thank goodness they have great burgers!



  21. Jennifer

    November 30, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    Mommy of Wonder Twins, I always get a chuckle out of Dick’s. Kinda funny that they sell jock straps.



  22. Jennifer

    November 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Regina, Loaf and Jug??? Haven’t heard of that one. My goodness, that’s a terrible name!



  23. Jennifer

    November 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    Tiffany, ASH WIPE?!?! That is both genius and ridiculous, all at the same time! Can’t stop laughing.



  24. thatgirlblogs

    November 30, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    your brother better drive back and get a picture. we have standards to hold you to.



  25. LZ

    December 1, 2009 at 12:56 am

    My favorite is the sign I seem to see everywhere in Boston, “All deliveries in the rear.” Who writes this stuff? They must know that they’re funny, right?
    Seriously – I wouldn’t pump my gas at Kum & Go.
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  26. Evan

    December 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    Hilarious! Nice article. Kudos!





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