I suppose only hunters and spouses of hunters can truly appreciate giving a loved one fox urine for Christmas.
This gift made Tate disturbingly excited. Apparently it’s very difficult to find and “thanks” to his mom and dad’s Christmas shopping diligence, he now is the proud owner of fox urine.
So I guess in this case it’s appropriate to say, “Merry Pissmas?”
If you’re getting desperate and need to buy some super fab gifts for the hunter in your life (and they’re already lucky enough to own their own bottled fox pee), do I have some ideas for you!
Hoo-ahhs and Monkey Butt Powder, or The Butt-Out Tool.
(You can thank me later. *wink*)
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Get yer fox urine right here!
Nothing says I love you like a good wipe. Buy them Hoo-Ahhs!
Anti Monkey Butt Powder, for those loved ones with itchy, monkey-like asses!
Buy the much coveted Butt-Out tool here!
Full disclosure…these wonderful products are linked via my Amazon affiliate account. If I sell enough of these fabulous treasures, I’ll have enough money in six or seven years to buy a can of pinto beans. Thank you!
I have bought almost all of these things at various times for my husband and he was equally as excited as yours. You are no alone.
omg. my husband just brought upstairs one of those “butt out” tools to give as a White Elephant gift.
.-= kj @ Where my boys at?´s last blog ..7 Days :: day 2 :: Treat =-.
Awww, Merry Pissmas to you too!
.-= Becky´s last blog ..The Cart That Saved Christmas =-.
I was gonna try to come up with something witty to say about the butt-out thingy (not from a hunting family can you tell), but honestly I’m just speechless. I have no idea how to respond…
.-= Shannon´s last blog ..Have you ever had… =-.
Oh seriously…This made me wet my pants – my husband is an AVID hunter and I have no idea what to put in his stocking. I think I have some now…Hysterical!
.-= Natalie´s last blog ..The Man in the Red Suit =-.
Why don’t I ever think of this stuff for FireDad’s stocking. BAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Link me to this next December 1. Thanks.
.-= FireMom´s last blog ..Stocking Stuffers for 4 and 2 Year Old Kids/Brothers =-.
*gag*
.-= MommyNamedApril´s last blog ..Weight Watchers Has Nothing on My Mother-in-Law’s Fudge. =-.
I remember my Dad getting something equally disgusting one year. Tis’ the season?
I work customer service at our BX and someone bought a butt out tool and some other hunter item and I swear I almost gagged right there on him…I mean it has a picture of a freaking deer on it…how weird is that?
.-= Chelsie´s last blog ..A meme…but a good one. =-.
Merry Pissmas. HA!
Boys are weird.
.-= Jen´s last blog ..recipe: chocolate bark =-.
I just wrote about my hard to find Christmas present but it was nothing that bad. EEEWWWWW. I would not be in line for some fox pee and a butt-out tool this close to Christmas, or ever for that matter. *disgusted shiver* BLECH!!!
.-= Vicki´s last blog ..Poking holes in the ozone layer, one toy at a time… =-.
That’ll be SO HOT when he comes home NOT SMELLLING LIKE A HUMAN. Me-ow!
KEEP BELIEVING
.-= Angie @ KEEP BELIEVING´s last blog ..man in the mirror =-.