Easter message FAIL

I braved our attic and found the container labeled “Etc. Holiday Decorations.”    The children jumped up and down with delight as they waited impatiently for me to open the box.

“What’s inside?” they both asked, as the lid came off and they dove headfirst into the box.

Inside they found some St. Patrick’s Day dishtowels that hadn’t seen the light of day for many, many years, an assortment of Easter baskets, plastic Easter eggs, Easter grass, and an old Halloween costume.

“What are these ears for?”  Carson asked.  “Those are devil horns, honey.  And this is a tail, and this is a bow tie,” I replied as I dressed Carson as a very debonair devil.

“The bow tie is so I’ll be a handsome devil?” he asked completely innocently.

Stifling a laugh, “I don’t really know why there’s a bow tie with this devil costume, but it does make you extra handsome.”

Carson wore the bow tie the entire day.

Later that evening, I overheard Carson and Ella talking.

“…and you dress up like a devil on Easter before you hunt for Easter eggs,” Carson explained to a nodding in agreement Ella.

I guess I forgot to mention to them that the devil costume was for Halloween, not Easter.

And I had thought that the most evil thing we’d found in the box was that damn Easter grass.

little devil

little devil 2

15 Responses to Easter message FAIL
  1. MommyNamedApril
    March 25, 2010 | 9:07 pm

    bwahahahhahah! talk about irony.
    .-= MommyNamedApril´s last blog ..Happy Birthday… and Guess Who’s Pregnant!!! =-.

  2. Melissa
    March 25, 2010 | 10:37 pm

    I HATE Easter grass. I don’t buy it. Every once in a while it enters my house via a school or church Easter event. I hate when it gets everywhere I hate stepping on it with bare feet. Uggg! Last year I allowed my husband to buy the edible Easter grass that Walmart was selling. Disgusting!!! That is now banished as well. I realize I probably should have taken my thesaurus out and found a few more words for HATE but everyone says it is a strong word and I feel very strongly about my dislike of Easter grass. :)
    PS. I also HATE tinsel. :P

  3. Stacia
    March 25, 2010 | 11:36 pm

    Maybe the Easter Bunny’s outsourcing this year? Or going with a freelancer? I mean, tough times call for a devil’s bargain, right? =>
    .-= Stacia´s last blog ..Puke Week =-.

  4. Brigid
    March 25, 2010 | 11:57 pm

    I took the shamrocks off the door this morning. It hadn’t even dawned on me yet to get Easter stuff out. Duh. Guess I’ll add that to tomorrow’s list. P.S. I found paper grass one year that is way better than the plasticy grass. Because really, we already have a great deal of shredded paper all over the floor – what’s a little more? (Mine are going through a big cutting scraps of paper phase.)

  5. Flesworthy
    March 26, 2010 | 9:31 am

    Maybe this explains the origin of deviled eggs?

    • Jennifer
      March 27, 2010 | 8:52 pm

      Actually, the devil costume was from the year I dressed up as a deviled egg for Halloween!

  6. Issa
    March 26, 2010 | 1:26 pm

    I’m laughing at the handsome devil line. Priceless.

    Eh, it’s more fun this way.
    .-= Issa´s last blog ..18 months =-.

  7. julia
    March 27, 2010 | 7:59 am

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  8. Jerseygirl89
    March 27, 2010 | 2:37 pm

    And he is a handsome devil! Personally, I love the dressing up like a devil for Easter idea. Maybe I’ll do it during the neighborhood egg hunt.
    .-= Jerseygirl89´s last blog ..The Definition of Parenting =-.

  9. dusty earth mother
    March 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm

    “…and you dress like a devil before you hunt for Easter eggs.”

    The most beautiful twisting of the Easter story I’ve ever heard.
    .-= dusty earth mother´s last blog ..Pre-Mean Girls and the Sisterhood Quilt =-.

  10. Lynnette Kraft
    March 28, 2010 | 12:26 am

    You can eat your weight in nachos? ! Wow! Impressive! :)

    I’m popping over from – hmmmm…. was it from the lady featuring your blog? Yes, I think that was it.

    Well anyway…
    Hello!!!! :)
    Nice visiting.
    Lynnette

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  12. joann
    March 29, 2010 | 11:27 pm

    This is awesome. It’s like my kid who told me today that Easter was Jesus’ birthday…um, not exactly…holidays are so confusing. They should write a handbook.
    .-= joann´s last blog ..Oozing Joy: It’s more pleasant than it sounds… =-.

  13. Kimberly Hosey (Arizona Writer)
    April 3, 2010 | 12:40 pm

    Freaking hilarious. Love it.
    .-= Kimberly Hosey (Arizona Writer)´s last blog ..Everything dies, baby =-.

  14. Natalie
    April 4, 2010 | 10:18 pm

    OH too funny…I love it. I find random crappage in my boxes of stuff, too and often have to laugh at my haphazard ways of organizing…Love that you dressed like a deviled egg – now THAT? Is hilarious…
    .-= Natalie´s last blog ..Washing the Feet of My Sweet Girl =-.