Playgroups are No Place For Children » haiku friday

The bird feeder

Jennifer — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:32:56 +0000

Empty and alone
Fed upon all day, hanging
Waiting to be filled

Silent, unnoticed
So easily forgotten
and left wanting more

Only $50 poorer

Jennifer — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 05:01:03 +0000

Finally we went
to Target…or should I say
Tar-zhay? Ooh la la.

Goal: Bathroom cleaner.
Score! But of course, it happened.
I couldn’t resist.

Cute kids’ clothes! On sale!
Then a fantastic, cheap purse!
All for fifty bucks.

I told myself going into Target that we weren’t buying ANYTHING except bathroom cleaner. I steered clear of the Dollar Spot because I knew I’d walk out of there with 25 unnecessary trinkets, yet telling myself, “they’re ONLY a $1, well okay, $2.50.”

I was proud and confident in my only-buying-bathroom-cleaner abilities as I didn’t even make eye contact with the Dollar Spot.

“But really, would it hurt to just look at the clothes?” I reasoned in my head. “No. No it wouldn’t. I’ll just look.”

And really, it didn’t HURT so much as slightly bruised. $50? Not so bad for bathroom cleaner,

two shirts for Ella to wear next summer,

a pretty ugly Thomas shirt for Carson, but who cares! It was CHEAP.

And a new purse for ME! $22, yo. It would’ve have been a crime to leave it behind. Poor wittle purse.

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You can never add too many vignettes

Jennifer — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:01:58 +0000

My new love affair
Deep, hot passion for Picnik
It makes me quiver

About forever ago, OH Mommy mentioned something on her blog about this new fandagled photo editing site called Picnik. I bookmarked the page, but forgot about it until a few weeks ago at BlogHer where I received a card for one year of Picnik Premium.

“Meh,” I thought to myself, “I’ll check it out sometime.”

After BlogHer, I saw several bloggers (can’t remember who…was it you?) who were giving away Picnik Premium for contests on their blogs. Then I saw a gorgeous photo of VDog and her Little Man on her blog and she told me she had edited it in Picnik.

So FINALLY after months of the universe trying to speak Picnik language to me, I listened. We had our first date on Wednesday.

And I fell in love.

We got married and lived happily ever after and made beautiful babies. Hundreds of them.

[some pictures deleted]

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Rachael Ray lied to me. Also, my cilantro rant.

Jennifer — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:01:51 +0000

Thirty minutes, Rach?
Let’s try FIFTY instead, k?
It was still yummy

Last Christmas I received the magazine, Everyday with Rachael Ray, as a gift. Now I realize that there’s a lot of hate in this world directed at Rachael, which if you ask me (and you didn’t but this is my blog so HA!), I think it’s silly. Sure she’s a little too perky and animated and I swear if she throws salt over her shoulder or says EVOO ONE MORE TIME, I may have to charge my TV and squish her head. But overall she’s just a seemingly genuine, sweet gal with a few annoying tendencies.

Her magazine freaking rocks, though. I have made many a recipe from her magazine and they are all SO GREAT. Last night I made Corn and Salsa Tortilla Soup from the 30 minute section of her magazine.

Rachael flat out LIED to me. It took me fifty minutes, not the promised thirty, to make this dish. There was lots of poblano pepper blackening, corn tortilla baking, cutting kernels off fresh corn cobs….had I blessed with a sous chef, I could’ve whipped that recipe up no problemo. But one little person (me) endlessly chopping with three little children running circles around my feet and whining (Tate, Carson, and Ella), made the thirty minute preparation IMPOSSIBLE.

Luckily for Rachael, the Corn and Salsa Tortilla Soup was mmm, mmm, mmm delicioso*. (*phrase courtesy of Dora’s backpack!) (Swiper no swiping my delicioso soup.)

Now onto my cilantro rant. There are two types of people in this world, those that like cilantro (Goooo cilantro luvahs!!!) and those who don’t (BOOO!!!) Frankly, those of you who don’t like cilantro can suck an egg. I DON’T GET how you cannot enjoy the yummy freshness cilantro adds, especially to a spicy or tomato-ey dish.

Cilantro fans unite! Rise in protest against our enemies! Let’s put an end to all these weirdo cilantro haters (BOO!).

Summah, summah, summah time

Jennifer — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 05:01:03 +0000

Sunscreen, chlorine, sweat
Tired from sunshine, splashing
Life’s best recipe

Cherry popsicle
devoured in licks and bites
Mess and stick remain

Checking the crops with
Daddy. Watching the soybeans
grow along with you

Dirty feet and hands
Mud, sidewalk chalk,
A full life well-lived

What is your favorite part of summer?

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Happy Fourth of July and a fireworks warning

Jennifer — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:09:28 +0000

The Fourth of July
Here’s to beer, brats, fireworks
Watch what you blow up

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I signed my life away for a day out with Thomas

Jennifer — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 05:01:25 +0000

Fantasies of this
day have invaded my thoughts
since I learned of it

Priviledge of riding
Thomas, only cost my soul
Carson MUST love it

***

I have such high hopes, hopes that I pray won’t be dashed about our big day of riding a REAL, LIVE Thomas tomorrow when we go to A Day Out With Thomas. My imagination has conjured up images of Carson’s jubilant response when he gets to see and ride on Thomas. For years to come, he’ll thank me for enriching his life by taking him to ride on Thomas. At his wedding, he’ll mention that this ONE day, Day Out With Thomas, helped make him the man that he is and it’s all because his mommy loved him enough to take him.

Maybe my hopes for the day are a little bit overblown. A little. I guess I am sort of worried since everyone I know or have read about has reported less than stellar responses from their Thomas loving tot, whether it be a freak-out session or bored apathy.

But surely that won’t happen to Carson! He LOVES Thomas, and really any train, truck, tractor, or automobile. He couldn’t possibly freak out!

Except that he IS a volatile two-and-a-half-year-old who may or may not occasionally exhibit multiple personality disorder unexpectedly.

Hold me.

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Fess up to your wee Internet addiction

Jennifer — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:01:02 +0000

The laptop’s open
all day. I check my email
and listen for *dings*

Sitting there, I tell
myself, only ten minutes
One hour passes

It’s time to let it all hang out folks. I’m going to tell you my deepest, darkest secret (well, technically I already did in the haiku, but I have LOTS more to say).

I spend way too much time during my days online. I try, really I do, to limit my time online. Some days, like the days I’m not at home and absolutely have NO ACCESS to my computer, I am able to curb my time online.

But then…then there are the days we don’t have any plans. And I tell myself to just shut off the computer. But I don’t, of course I DON’T. Instead, I will leave the laptop open and watch as emails come in and listen for the twhirl dings and answer emails and reply to tweets and click tinyurls, and see something shiny in someone’s comments section, and discover a new blog crush, stumble a post (or twenty) and get another few emails, and answer them and suddenly it’s an hour (or more**shhhhh**) later. My kids are usually right there, it’s not like they’re running around naked, hanging from the ceiling fans (but that’s only because they can’t undress themselves and we have vaulted ceilings.) Laundry stays in the washer, dishes remain in the sink covered in drying Rice Crispies, eventually impossible to clean, and my floors stay unswept.

It’s bad. The thing is, though, I really, really, really enjoy replying to emails. I love checking out the links on twitter. I LOVE all my precious online endeavors.

In my defense, I do spend a lot of time with my kids. We go places, we go for walks, we have playdates, we play with play-doh, we have picnics. I just feel a little guilty for letting them fend for themselves some of the time, even though I don’t believe I have to entertain and feed their spongy brains every waking minute. But still.

How much time do you spend online and how does it affect your daily tasks? I’m especially curious about those of you who work at jobs and manage to do your Internet activities at work. Well, to be honest, I’m also especially curious about those of you who stay home like me and ignore your children balance your Internet time with the demands of your kiddos.

FESS UP.

I feel the urge to remind people of my comment policy…

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Hair Update

Jennifer — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 05:01:53 +0000

Just like Hair Thursday
Here’s an update on my hair
I STILL love it so

Thanks Whoorl and YOU
I’m so glad I went for it
Makes me feel sass-ay!

This picture was taken at the end of a very hot, muggy day AND a day that I hadn’t even washed it. Now THAT is a testament to the sheer awesomeness of my hair. I do have to blow dry and flat-iron it everyday, but since it ends up actually looking good, I don’t mind fixing it everyday. With the shorter length and bangs, I have to get it cut more often. That’s not exactly a punishment since that just means I get to leave my house WITHOUT CHILDREN more often, so score 2 bonus points for me!

If you have an Aveda salon in your city, I’d HIGHLY recommend checking it out. You get a mini-massage before every haircut, and if you’re getting your hair colored you get a FOOT MASSAGE! Heaven! In case you happen to live in the same town as me, go see Kortney at our local Aveda salon.

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Prepare to be underwhelmed…elmed…elmed…elmed

Jennifer — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 11:00:20 +0000

Battling over
computer time. Work or blogs?
What’s more important?

Tate needed the computer to finish an end of the month report for work last night (Um?? hello…the end of the month was DAYS ago) and I needed to write a haiku.

I think it’s obvious what’s MORE pressing. Unfortunately I lost, so this is the lame and rushed haiku I have for today. Boo.

**cue announcer’s voice, now with bonus echoing!**

Next week..eek..eek…eek! Our theme…eme…eme…eme!

Hair…air…air…air!

Have fun…un…un…un!

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