Disclaimer: This post is in no way an admission of having wrinkles OR of being a cheapskate. Just for the record, you know.
So. Wrinkles. They suck. I’m 32, they make my forehead look like I’m 82. Just before we moved, I decided to try my very first wrinkle cream. I hated to spend much on something that probably wouldn’t work, so I bought Wal-fart’s Equate brand Collagen Treatment Wrinkle Reducer. It was on the shelf next to the L0real brand wrinkle cream and was about $4 cheaper. (Total price about $11)
It’s only been about two weeks since I first used it and I’m kicking myself in the arse (again) for not taking a before picture.
Yes I realize it still looks like a huge crevice (pronounced crev-ahce since that sounds so much cooler). However, you should have seen it before. Before it looked like the Grand Canyon, like something you could ride into on a donkey.
So this is what you do. There’s no time to waste. Close up your laptop, put the kids in the car, drive like a bat outta hell to Wal-fart and buy it RIGHT NOW. Don’t delay. Wrinkles really disappear! You want your wrinkles to disappear, don’t you??
Here’s a totally random picture of the snow from my apartamente (again the Spanish twist makes it cooler) window here in Indiana this morning. No it has absolutely nothing to do with wrinkle cream or Hot Mamas Know, but it should distract you from the fact that I may have said something about having wrinkles and being cheap. See…pretty snow….you are forgetting all about Jennifer’s wrinkles and cheap tendencies….