Have you ever seen that movie, The Entity?  That is one scary movie right there, one that I should never, ever have watched years ago.  Having a vivid imagination and being one who might occasionally overreact, I was certain that the rumbling I felt in my bed at 5:40 AM last Friday was definitely an evil ghost who’d come to get me.

Luckily for me it was JUST an earthquake. 

First I heard a very odd noise coming from the baby monitor, a noise that certainly wasn’t my children, but an eerie low frequency NON-HUMAN sounding something.  Obviously when I put all the facts together moments after the rumbling that fully awakened me, I positively KNEW that I was living with a ghost (or ghosts plural.)

I immediately turned on every light, running frantically away from my bedroom and the ghost or ghosts plural.  Finding my cell phone, I fumbled to find Tate’s number and call him.  He’s a man!  He could help beat the ghosts!  Or something.

When I finally got ahold of Tate seconds later, I explained the situation and my fear of our unwelcome guests ghost(s). 

“There was this rumbling that started at the bottom of the bed!  And!  I could hear it over the baby monitor!  And!!!  I could feel an energy in the room.  We have an infestation of ghosts!  I know we do, I just know it.  I’m not crazy, Tate.”

After repeating the above sentences about ten times to REALLY!  GET!  MY!  POINT!  ACROSS!, Tate asked if I had considered that it might be an earthquake.

I, obviously, thought that the possibility of an earthquake was downright WACKO.  A ghost or ghosts plural was a much more viable possibility.

But apparently, as it turns out, it was indeed an earthquake–an earthquake I BARELY survived. 

I also narrowly escaped death once before when I was woken up by an earthquake in Knoxville.  Now I can say I’ve survived TWO earthquakes and that makes me, like, really cool. 

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Christina from A Mommy Story had a great idea to designate Fridays as Haiku Day. Since everyone seems to drop off the planet on Fridays, I thought this was a fabulous idea. I mean, why waste my Pulitzer Prize worthy posts on a Friday? Heh.

For those of you unfamiliar with Haiku, it’s a seventeen syllable poem, consisting of three lines:

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I mentioned in yesterday’s post that my writing doesn’t fit in the genre of “thinking blog.” Please accept the following crap as evidence.

I’ve made it no secret that I enjoy the children’s program Blue’s Clues. My favorite, and I believe most people’s favorite host is Steve. It was a sad, sad day when Steve went off to college and was replaced by creepy Joe. Peanut is happy to watch Blue’s Clues, as well, although he is oblivious to whether the host of the show is Steve or creepy Joe.

Have any of you watched the newer spin-off of Blue’s Clues, Blue’s Room? Well, to put it mildly, this show is the biggest piece of shit show ever produced. It’s horrible. It’s mind numbing. It’s the worst show on TV, next to CSI: Miami with that vomit-inducing David Caruso.

The producers, writers, and directors of this show should be ashamed of themselves and possibly even jailed on charges of criminal negligence. The character of Blue, who can now talk thanks to this horrendous show, is so irritating. Worse is the character of Sprinkles, Blue’s baby brother. I feel like severing my auditory nerve every time I hear his whiny little voice. And creepy Joe? He must be mortified to walk around in public. His part in the show, as a supporting actor to PUPPETS, must haunt him.

I certainly wouldn’t want to offend any children who actually are fans of this show. Peanut is not a fan of the show as I’ve learned now for several mornings in a row. Nick Jr. has been playing new episodes (the horror!) at 9am, when I shower. Usually, he sits quietly in his pack-n-play while I shower. The past several mornings I’ve heard him crying while I was in the shower. I blame you damn Blue’s Room for my abbreviated showering routine (I’m shaking my fist and scowling angrily).

As for the title of this blog, please understand that I’m making fun of myself for feeling the need to blog about a most inane subject. Most of my post subjects are inane, but I’ve reached an all-time low here. Thinking blogger, I am not.

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Welcome back for my final installment of the blogging book-a-long on 1-2-3 Magic by Dr. Thomas Phelan.

The final section of this book is all about how to strengthen your relationship with your child(ren). Self-esteem, overparenting, affection, praise, listening, and one-on-one time are all discussed.

I really liked that Dr. Phelan reminded me that self-esteem is “a by-product of a life well-lived.” This means that self-esteem comes from social, work, physical, and character competence. And you can’t have these competentencies with an obnoxious, misbehaving kiddo. So I guess one “reward” for the hard work we as parents put into raising our children with discipline is a well-adjusted, happy child.

The chapter on overparenting made me laugh, uncomfortably, because I completely saw myself saying and doing some of the things he discussed. Overparenting is pointing out the obvious to our kids, not letting them work out problems independently, and making issues out of “trivial” issues.

Dr. Phelan also reminded us parents of the utmost importance of doling out affection and praise. Instead of only pointing out negatives, we should make every effort to also point out and praise the positives. Sounds easy enough, but in a day bogged down with nagging, meal prep, diaper changes, and everythingelsemothersdoonadailybasis, we tend to forget to say the good things. I will try my best NOT to forget this advice.

I think this book is a great read and full of great advice. I don’t think it’s implementation will be easy, Dr. Phelan never said that it was. The no talking/no emotion rule is a toughy. The consistency will be difficult to maintain. However, for my sanity and my child(ren)’s well-being I think it will be worth it.

Thanks again to Kristen at The Mom Trap for suggesting this blogging book-a-long. The next book is Protecting the Gift. I think I’ll participate in this one, too. It’s about keeping our kids safe. I can’t even watch news segments or read anything about a child being hurt, or read Parents magazine, but I’ll give this book a shot. I think this is a MUST READ.

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Apparently we’ve been schooled enough on counting out our children. Dr. Phelan feels that it’s time for us parents to move on…to dealing with behaviors we want our little darlings to start doing. Part IV of 1-2-3 Magic gives seven strategies for encouraging good behavior.

Here’s the strategies:

1. Positive Reinforcement (Catch kids being good, verbally praise kids…)
2. Simple Requests (Don’t go into long, drawn out requests, keep tone of voice even)
3. Kitchen Timers (It’s like a game of Beat the Clock, especially useful with younger kids)
4. The Docking System (Loss of Allowance)
5. Natural Consequences (Well, it’s just allowing natural consequences of the kid’s action be the motivator, duh!)
6. Charting (Keeping track of successful completion of desired behavior)
7. Counting for Brief Start Behavior (Only used for “start” behaviors that take no more than two minutes)

The remaining chapters discuss specific strategies and situations relating to getting out of bed and ready to go in the mornings, chore completion, making mealtimes more successful (even with picky eaters), homework completion, and bedtime battles and middle of the night waking. The tips and strategies described seem very straight forward and logical. I will definitely try and remember these as Peanut gets older.

For information on the previous three parts of this book, go here, here, and here.

On a sidenote, I’ve been using a modified version of “counting”, as Peanut is only 16 months old. It has drastically reduced the red handprints on my face.

This blogging book-a-long was brought to you today with The Mom Trap’s very own Kristen and several other bloggers. Check out The Mom Trap for their links!

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La, la, la…I can’t hear you! My fingers are in my ears! I’m not listening!

Part III of 1-2-3 Magic has me a little freaked. See, I’ve been so focused on the here and now (tantrums and hitting) that I’ve completely ignored what’s to come. Children can be sassy, back-talking, hooligans!

Yes, I already knew this, thankyouverymuch. It’s just that I was blocking it out. Deleting it from my brain files.

This section of the book focused on the different methods our little darlings use to test and manipulate us. Apparently, there are six different ways including Badgering, Temper (Intimidation), Threat, Martyrdom, Butter Up, and Physical Tactics. Children use what works, meaning what has been successful in getting them what they want in the past. They also use the tactics that “get to” us. This is where the whole “no talking/no emotion” rule really comes into play.

Dr. Phelan explained that this testing and manipulation can be managed using the counting method. He warned us parents to expect our children to be very savvy and switch their usual tactics on us when they aren’t getting their way. Oh, I can’t wait.

There was also a chapter on how to deal with more serious offenses like lying, stealing, property damage, or even smoking. I could hardly read this chapter without developing a severe case of non-pregnancy related heartburn. Dr. Phelan did say that not all parents would have to deal with these sorts of things and I’ve got every finger, toe, and hair crossed, praying that I’m one of those parents.

This parenting business is relentless. I guess I should thank Kristen over at The Mom Trap for suggesting this book and reminding me of all the joys that await!

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I feel like I’m in 4th grade writing a book report. I’ll try to be a little more interesting than I was in the 4th grade.

Thanks again to Kristen from The Mom Trap for suggesting this blogging book-a-long. I’m really enjoying 1-2-3 Magic by Dr. Thomas Phelan. This is seriously one of the easiest reading parenting books I’ve read. For a review of Part I of the book go here.

This approach to discipline is so incredibly simple that I am somewhat skeptical about how well it would work on some kids. Part II of the book described the procedures for stopping behaviors such as tantrums, fighting, and arguing. His procedure uses counting to three to gain control. The most important thing and the “trick” of getting counting to work is in the “no talking/no emotion” rule. This means that when counting out a child, the parent is to NOT talk and show NO emotion. This will be a hard, hard, hard thing for me (and I suspect, most parents) to do. The purpose of this is to not engage in playing into our children’s tantrums and exacerbate the issue with arguing.

Dr. Phelan explained that when there is a behavior to stop, you count to one, then two if the behavior continues, and finally to three if needed. At three, the child goes to time out or loses a privilege. After the time out period ends (one minute for each year of age), there is no lecture or mention of the misbehavior. Wow! Again, I think this will be really difficult, but I definitely see the benefits of not continuing the fight. After a short time, Dr. Phelan explained that most parents can gain control by just counting to one or two.

One thing that I find to be terrific about this approach is in it’s consistency. This counting method is recommended for use at home, in public, in front of company, and for use by others (grandparents, babysitters, teachers). I also really like that this method is meant to be an alternative to spanking. Dr. Phelan stated that 99% of all spankings are parental temper tantrums. Personally, I don’t want to throw a temper tantrum and end up spanking my children. Finally, the book has an entire chapter where 20 “what ifs” about this approach are answered.

I mentioned my skepticism. It seems unlikely to me, that this would really work on anyone younger than five or six. For older children, I can absolutely see this method working like a charm. I’m really curious to hear from others their experiences with younger kiddos. I also question Dr. Phelan’s time out environment which he says is oftentimes the child’s room. He stated that as long as there is no electronic entertainment or access to friends in the room, then it’s okay for the the child to go in there room and play during time out. In my mind, I’ve always thought of the time out spot as being someplace undesirable. Even with these questions, I will definitely try out this technique when my son is older.

I have just a few more questions…Can we use this technique for our husbands? Do you think it would work to curb their obnoxious behavior?! Do I get an A on my book report?

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