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This kid is six

He’s grown at least an inch and a half since he turned turned six over a week ago. I keep telling him that I’m going to put books on his head so that he can’t grow anymore. I love the way he grins when I joke with him like that.

Last year, age five seemed old and he seemed like such a kid, but six…MAN, six feels like school-age kid.  Probably because he is a kid who’s, you know, school-age, but he’s got this whole life that’s separate from the rest of the family. This school-age kid takes the bus to go on field trips and says, “easy peasy,” when he talks about school, and has conversations with friends that I’ll never know anything about.

Six.  I’m pretty sure that six is going to be a good year (and expensive as he outgrows all of his clothes).

Grade: Kindergarten

Favorite thing about school: going to computer center

Favorite TV show: Monster Jam

Favorite food: Hamburgers, pizza, macaroni and cheese, chicken nuggets, french fries, and ketchup. Edited to add per Carson’s request: Pumpkin pie and apple pie.

Favorite toy: monster trucks

Best thing about being six: I learned how to ride my bike without training wheels

Favorite book: Captain Underpants

Favorite color: Blue

Favorite thing to do: Play Monster Jam on Wii on Fridays after school.

Favorite song: Life is a Highway

Favorite sport: soccer

What he wants to be when he grows up:  Monster truck driver.

Things only his mama would tell you:  He holds my hand after school. On his field trip to the pumpkin patch, he spent more time choosing a pumpkin for Ella than his own.  He loves that little girl with all of his heart.  He’s kind and sensitive, a worrier and planner. He’s easily frustrated, but he tries hard at most everything he does. He doesn’t like it when I ask him about school, but not as much as he dislikes shampoo and going to the dentist. He doesn’t like for his hair to be fixed and he likes his shirts to have pictures of trucks or cars on them.

This kid.  I just can’t believe he went and turned six on me.

This May Be Proof that Disney Pumps Magical Pixie Dust Into Their Air. There’s Really No Other Explanation

There is no way that the words that I arrange and type here could ever convey just how magical our trip to Disney World was.  Simply, it was the trip of a lifetime.

Before I can really tell you anything specific about Disney, I need to give you a little back story on the dynamics of my family.  We are not exactly the best at getting along, particularly in slightly stressful situations (travel, crowds, trying something new…).  Tate and I snip at one another, I hate to use this word-but it’s the truth-we snip at one another CONSTANTLY when we’re stressed.  Our kids have always been the type of kids to throw tantrums, even in the tamest circumstances, let alone on an exhausting five day trip to Disney World complete with late nights and crabby parents.  You should go out to dinner with us sometime. We are SO MUCH FUN to hang around.

Then there’s my control freak tendencies.  Since I did the majority of the planning for the trip, I felt the entire weight of responsibility that everything MUST go well on the trip.  Reservation glitches, weather, the kids behavior, wait times at restaurants-all things that I can’t actually control-I knew I’d feel defensive if things weren’t going just as I’d planned.

These are things that I worried about this before the trip.  I wanted it to be perfect.  I didn’t want US to be the reason that the trip was a flop.

Something truly miraculous happened.  Maybe Disney pumps magical, calming pixie dust into the air, or they spike our drinks with xanax, I DON’T KNOW, but (almost) everything about our trip was PERFECT.  We all behaved and got along well and had the best time we’ve ever had together as a family.

Every night, the kids were visited by the Fairy Godmother, who left them a little gift.  (This idea came from my dental hygienist!  They know more than just teeth cleaning!) The kids ate this up and loved finding little gifts every morning.  Before we left, I went to the Disney store at the mall and bought a few little items and some gift cards so they’d have their own money to spend at the parks.  I wrote about how we told the kids about the trip, complete with their first visit from the Fairy Godmother at Southern By Proxy.  This part wasn’t really magical at all.

Here’s a rundown of everyday of our vacation, the FOOD! The PARADES! The FUN, all the MAGIC!  I know this is long, but I just wanted to do a one and done post, rather than a series of posts. Okay?

Saturday

We arrived at our resort, the Wilderness Lodge, and it was POURING rain.  The entire seven story lobby was filled with families playing board games, children coloring and hula hooping, families sitting in front of the large fire place, rocking back and forth in the rocking chairs.  It was like something out of a movie.

Our room had a great view of the lake and woods, the kids were SO EXCITED that our room had bunk beds.  We unpacked, then headed back to the lobby where Carson LITERALLY (yes, LITERALLY) hula hooped for two hours.  TWO HOURS.  Ella bounced from activity to activity, many led by Disney staff, coloring and playing games.  After TWO HOURS,  we finally convinced Carson to go back up to the room to relax before dinner.

We had reservations at 7:50 at our resort’s sit down restaurant, Whispering Canyon Cafe.  This was the only place that we had to wait a long time (45 minutes) to be seated. By the time we were seated the kids were exhausted (HULA HOOPING!  TWO HOURS), but our server was sweet and did her best to be quick.  The food was fabulous.  Since we got the free Disney Dining Plan promotion, we were also entitled to dessert.  They boxed up our caramel apple pies because we were too full and too tired to eat anything else.

Sunday

I checked the weather forecast for Orlando and it called for rain every single day of our trip.  100% chance.

So we bought, or rather invested in, some ponchos and boarded the bus for Magic Kingdom.

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“We’re going to have fun, it doesn’t matter if it rains,” Tate said.  This?  Coming from Tate, Mr. Pessimistic?  Proof of magical pixie dust?

We had breakfast reservations for Crystal Palace, a character meal with Pooh, Tigger, Eeyore, and Piglet.  The food was all great, the kids LOVED their chocolate Mickey Mouse waffles that were basically brownies.  Brownies for breakfast!  It’s Disney World so it’s OKAY!  Carson and Ella were excited to meet the characters and get their autograph books signed.  They characters did a little Friendship Day dance that was a little lame, but it was sweet.

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The first thing we’d planned to do right after breakfast was to get a stroller and get a “1st visit” badge, but it was raining SO HARD.  Ella saw Cinderella’s castle and desperately wanted to go there, so we just bypassed the stroller and badges and headed through the nearly blinding rain straight for the castle.

But we were all HAPPY.  The rain was annoying, yes, but we were standing right in front of Cinderella’s castle!  And then there were all these great rides!  The carousel, It’s a Small World, and the Peter Pan ride.  I never want to forget standing in line, Tate’s hand in the small of my back, looking at each other and silently saying, “This is perfect, isn’t it?”

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We loved how most of the lines and rides were all covered so we didn’t have to stand in the rain.  As the day went on, the sun even came out a few times.  The whole day was spent riding rides and our favorite was the Buzz Lightyear ride.  We also stumbled upon a parade and got a front row view.  It was just amazing, the float and characters were so much fun to watch.

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After a mid afternoon rest back in our room, we went back to Magic Kingdom for the Electric parade (AWESOME) and fireworks show (Also, AWESOME.  What we weren’t expecting was the movie they played on the facade of the castle.  It brought tears to my eyes.  The kids were really tired so we were holding them and somehow I ended up holding Carson.  My arms and back were on fire, but during the show, he hugged me and gave me a kiss.  Aw man, that right there was worth every penny spent on the vacation.

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This was one of the very best days of my life.

Monday

Monday was Hollywood Studios day and the rain had miraculously stopped.  As directed by Shelly, our fantastic travel agent, we got there before they opened and headed straight to the Toy Story ride.  Tate didn’t really get that all those people around us, THOUSANDS of people, were all heading to the exact same place.  He kept checking the map and saying, “yes, this is the right way.”  I kept saying, “Yes, it is.  I think ALL of these people are going to the same place.”

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The Toy Story ride is part ride, part video game and was really fun.  We waited about 45 minutes to ride it, which was our longest wait for a ride during the entire trip.

We also enjoyed eating at Pizza Planet, our dessert was a GIANT chocolate cupcake that was SO GOOD.  The kids played arcade games for awhile, which wasn’t exactly how I wanted to spend time at Disney World, but they were having fun and we didn’t really feel like it was worth telling them “no.”

Other things we liked:  The Muppets 3D movie, the stunt show, and meeting Woody, Buzz, Lightning McQueen, and Mater.  Don’t tell anyone, but I was as excited as the kids to meet them.  Maybe more.  I’ll never admit to that, though.

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Hollywood Studios had a Pixar parade with lots of great characters.  We were a little disappointed that Lightning and Mater weren’t in the parade, but it was still a really great parade.

That night we had another character dinner, this time with Cinderella, Prince Charming, and her evil stepmom and stepsisters, Lady Tremaine, Druzilla, and Anastacia.  We got to go to the swanky Grande Floridian to 1900 Park Fare for the dinner.  The stepsisters were hilarious!  Cinderella and Prince Charming were sweet and gracious.  Tate is not a fan of buffets, but we both thought the food was really tasty.

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Tuesday

We got up early Tuesday to get to Animal Kingdom and go on the safari because Shelly said that morning was the best time to see the animals.  And see animals we did!  Giraffes crossing the road, rhinos, elephants, and a male lion, perched up on a hill.  We were all in awe.

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Lunch could have been a HUGE disaster, they forgot to give Ella her food, then Tate spilled a full Diet Coke all over the table, himself, and Ella.  In the real world, this would have probably ruined the rest of the day, but in Disney World, we all just shrugged our shoulders, laughed, and wiped up the mess.  Seriously, I only mention this because it was nearly as amazing at the Tree of Life at Animal Kingdom.

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Poor Carson freaked out during the Bugs Life 3D movie, but the rest of us thought it was great.  At the end, the seats felt like bugs were running underneath and behind you.  I can see why Carson freaked out a little, but it was pretty funny.

After the parade, we rushed back to our hotel because we had dinner reservations at Downtown Disney at Fulton’s Crab House.  Ella fell asleep on the bus, so Tate carried her what seemed like a 20 mile walk to the restaurant.  Once we were seated, we learned that our Dining Plan couldn’t be used there.  Again, this is something that normally would just turn a perfectly fun evening into something NOT fun, but instead we just headed over Raglan’s.  It was an Irish pub that served Guinness, so really it was probably the perfect place for us.  We sat outside and enjoyed our dinners.

After dinner, we planned to browse all the shops at Downtown Disney, but it was ridiculously crowded.  After trying to look in a few stores, we decided to go back to the resort and watch the fireworks and the Electrical Water Parade from the dock at Wilderness Lodge.  I don’t think I care to ever go back to Downtown Disney.

Wednesday

We were so excited for Wednesday and our visit to Epcot.  While we were there, Epcot was hosting the International Food and Wine Festival and all during the week, Tate and I had been hoarding our dining plan snacks to redeem as we traveled through World Showcase.  Oh you guys, the food was AMAZING.  So were the beers, particularly those in the biergarten in Germany.  Tate and I really, really enjoyed those.

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There were a few rides that we rode, but we mostly hung out and walked around World Showcase.  The kids seemed to have fun anyway, there was a mime in Italy that was really good, even for a mime.  For dinner we ate in Germany at Biergarten restaurant.  This was another buffet that was, OH MY GOODNESS, SO good.  We really enjoyed the band and the kids and I even got out and danced.  And they had more beer, very, very large beer, so it’s a good thing that we had a bus driver for the ride back.

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So that was our trip to Disney World. It seemed like there was a surprise around every corner and yes, it was truly magical. We can’t wait to go back, even though I can’t imagine that another trip could ever be as amazing as this one.  I want to thank Shelly for all of her help in planning our trip, she did such a great job guiding us in the right direction and gave really GREAT advice.  Thank you, Shelly.  I also want to thank all the people who offered advice and tips.  Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Mickey has a big job ahead of him

Our big trip to Disney is coming up soon. The kids still don’t have any idea what we’re doing, they know we’re going on vacation, but they don’t know where. Carson and Ella both have their own ideas about where we might be going.

Carson thinks we’re going to that place Mommy and Daddy went this summer.

“We’re going to Hilton Head, I bet. And we’re going to go to the Tiki Hut,” Carson told me. I don’t think he really knows that the Tiki Hut is not exactly for kids, but for adults on a ten year anniversary trip who are looking to get snockered and have a little fun. That sure did make me laugh, though.

“Maybe,” I told him. As much as I enjoyed the Tiki Hut, I’m certain that Disney World will be a far more exciting announcement to Carson.

Ella is sure that we’re going to St. Louis to see Bigfoot, the monster truck.  “WE ARE GOING TO SEE BIGFOOT!!!!!!” she said convincingly, slightly excited. Where she got this idea, I DON’T KNOW, but after I stopped laughing, her expectation got me a little worried.  I mean, monster trucks are her THING, Mickey Mouse and his crew have a big job ahead of them, convincing Ella that Disney World is EVEN BETTER than St. Louis and Bigfoot.

Anyway, I’m sure it’s all going to be fine.  It’s the happiest place on Earth, dammit, and dammit, we’re going to be HAPPY and have FUN!

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In other news, I’ve been busy writing over at Southern By Proxy.

Ella still sucks her thumb.  Yeah?  And?

I talked about my top nine favorite books.  I completely left off #10, A Prayer for Owen Meany.  And I just finished a fantastic book, What Alice Forgot.  I could barely put it down. (Those links?  They’re affiliate links.  Maybe I’ll finally get to buy that pack of gum I’ve had my eye on.)

I’ve also been talking about the transition from stay at home mom to work at home mom.  All the same responsibilities and more!

They wore their helmets

We don’t waste these gorgeous fall days.  Sunshine and warmth tucked between the rain and gloom, Carson and Ella rode their bikes on chalk outlined race courses.  Around and around.  Everyone gets a chance to win.

In our front yard, they ride, hoping the neighbor kids will see them and come play, too.  A whole gaggle of bike riding kids with their sweaty heads in helmets.  I get to be the kool-aid wench.  It’s all so much fun, until it’s time to go inside for dinner, bath, and bedtime.  Promises are made to play again tomorrow, sometimes through tears, sometimes with eager waves.

Didn’t someone say once that parting is such sweet sorrow?

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Today

First day of Kindergarten, August 15, 2011

 


For reference, here is a picture of my Kindergartener I took JUST YESTERDAY.  August 16, 2006


How did this happen and what did they do with my baby?

(Yes I cried when I dropped him off.  No he didn’t see me cry.  Ella cried harder than me.)

 

Cooking Bunnies and Coinkydinks

I’m just going to start off by saying the part that I think will be hardest for you to hear.  (Trust me, it’s hard for me to type.)

I cooked a bunny on Saturday for dinner.

Now that I’ve said it, I’m going to defend myself and say that it wasn’t a boiled bunny à la Fatal Attraction.  (Completely unrelated but super interesting sidenote:  On the day that I found out that I didn’t even make first cuts in 7th grade cheerleading tryouts, in other words, THE WORST DAY OF MY ADOLESCENT LIFE, my best friend, her mom, and I went to see Fatal Attraction in the theater.  Why we went to see this particular movie I don’t know, it certainly wasn’t a feel-good, pick me up sort of movie–unless you’re talking about the part where Michael Douglas picks up Glenn Close, uh, never mind.  I cannot imagine taking an adolescent child to see that movie, but I mostly turned out okay, I’m not scarred for life, though you could make a case against me now that I’ve admitted that I have indeed cooked a bunny.)

So, yes, I cooked a bunny.  It’s a long story leading up to the point where Tate brought home a bunny, “took care” of the bunny, and did other things to the bunny to make it into something that resembled normal, grocery store,  cook-able meat, but that long story isn’t nearly as interesting as the Fatal Attraction story above.  I really kept hoping that Tate would forget all about bringing home a bunny to eat, he’d been talking about it for months and MONTHS and forever.

“People eat rabbit, Jennifer.  This isn’t that weird,” Tate tried to convince me. Ooookay.

We were very secretive with the children about the whole cooking a bunny thing. I cooked a recipe from my Anthony Bourdain Les Halles Cookbook (affiliate link!).  The recipe is called Lapin Aux Olives, so we just told the kids we were eating “lapin.”  See, it turns out that Ella LOVES bunnies, she has a whole family of stuffed animal bunnies that she carries around in a box.  She treats these bunnies like real pets and has given them names, Baby Bunny, Baby Bunny, Baby Bunny, and Mommy Bunny.  It didn’t seem right to tell the children, “hey kids!  We’re eating bunny for dinner tonight!”  Talk about scarring a kid for life.

Ella was acting a bit like a FREAKING JERKAZOID that morning, so I had to put Baby Bunny (x3) and Mommy Bunny in time out.  I completely forgot about the bunnies and so did Ella until later that evening when she suddenly remembered and asked if she could have them back.   She carried her box of bunnies into the living room where in the adjoining kitchen, Tate was taking care of his box of bunnies.

As he did whatever he was doing with his bunnies, Tate overheard Ella talking to her bunnies.  “Baby Bunny!  You’re alive!  You’re alive!  I’m so happy you’re alive Baby Bunny!  I love you bunnies! I missed you so much!” Ella cheerfully loved on her returned bunnies.

Tate is convinced that I coached Ella to say this and prove my point that eating bunnies is weird, but I most certainly DID NO SUCH THING.  And just so you know, the bunny/lapin was actually not bad.  Kinda tasted like chicken.

Hot days call for laziness and ice cream sandwiches

I had such plans for the day, plans that didn’t include the TV, but when it was already 90 degrees and it wasn’t even the afternoon, I decided we were going to have a do-nothing-lazy day.

Ella celebrated by staying in her PJs until almost lunch time, sucking her thumb, and enjoying a little Spongebob. These cute butterfly jammies are from Tea Collection, an online kids clothing boutique. Super comfy, soft, and she’ll actually wear them because she picked them out.

I celebrated the lazy day by editing photos from the wedding I shot over the Fourth of July weekend. I can’t wait to share a few with you!

After we felt sufficiently lazy, we got dressed and celebrated by eating ice cream sandwiches on the front porch.  Actually, the kids ate ice cream sandwiches, I didn’t because I don’t really like ice cream sandwiches.  I know, I’m weird.

Carson’s shirt and shorts are also from Tea Collection.  So is Ella’s butterfly top.  (Butterflies are sort a theme for Ella. Unless it’s a butterfly dress.  “I only wear dresses to weddings, Mom.”)

Tomorrow we will be more productive.  Probably.

Disclosure:  These clothes Carson and Ella are wearing were complimentary from Tea Collection.  They didn’t tell me to say these things, just so you know.  These clothes are very nice, soft, and have washed very well.  And they’ve been washed A LOT.  The PJs haven’t even pilled and gotten scratchy.  They also didn’t tell me to mention this, but all these clothes are on sale right now.