S*exing It Up With Carmen Electra
Trying something new
Carmen Electra’s striptease
instead of yoga
Seductive moves and
bedroom eyes to tone my arse
I felt like a tool
It is now clear that
stripping is not my calling
I am no Carmen
Yesterday I decided that instead of spending the children’s nap time on the computer, I would work out. Flipping through the exercise video choices on On Demand, I stumbled across Carmen Electra’s “Fit to Strip” workout. To be honest, I had actually seen it before, and wanted to try it out, but felt too silly. Since no one would be watching I decided to coax out my inner stripper.
It didn’t go so well.
First of all, I didn’t have the proper attire, perky boobs, or pigtails.
Even though no one could see me, I felt like a complete jackass doing these moves. I embarrassed myself.
“Now it’s time for body rolls!” Carmen exclaimed. Yeah, that’s what I need. MORE body rolls! Whee!
“Let’s sex it up!” she encouraged. Let’s not. HOW EMBARRASSING.
Also. Beans for lunch before a “strenuous” workout. Bad idea. And NOT sexy.
(I’m totally kidding about the last part. That NEVER happened. *ahem*)
Note to self: Workouts would be more efficient if the majority of the time wasn’t spent pausing the TV, taking pictures and giggling at my own jokes.
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